Before we begin, Syaoran, Fai, Kurogane, Mokona, and Sakura just fell into a world called "Carrots" where they meet made up girls named Fuu and Kiku! So, don't be too confused!!!! ENJOY! Syaoran's POV…
Tsubasa Baka!
By: Pandagirl-sama
Chapter 1--- the beginning of the land of Carrots
We waltzed, or fell, into another strange world. Fai fell first, who landed on his chest. Then Kurogane fell on top of him, making Fai twitch in pain then slump, not twitching any longer. I came next, landing on Kurogane's head, almost squashing him to death. Then I caught Sakura into my arms and Mokona fell onto her lap, also saved gently.
"Why does she get spared?" Kurogane said barely breathing. I noticed his purple face and I got off of the guy. He got up and picked up a still not moving Fai.
"Sorry about that…" I scratched the back of my head. I stopped scratching when two girls walked up from behind us. They held plastic bags but I didn't see what was inside of them. One had strawberry blonde hair which was tied in a ponytail with a few strands hanging down from the right (or her left)
(A/N This girl is a resemblance of me. Attitude, looks and everything else! The other girl is one of my friends…) the other girl had frizzy black hair with darker, tanner skin not like the other girl who was a little pale, and wore a hoodie while the other girl wore a gray striped shirt with a red heart necklace.
"Who's the macho man?" The tanner girl pointed at Kurogane.
"Who's the hot…er…half-dead guy?" The other girl asked looking at Fai.
"Who's the macho man?" The other girl asked again, Kurogane being annoyed
"What's the snowman? We didn't get a two-hour delay today! Damn you school council!" The pale girl looked at Mokona in question.
"I'm not this snowman thing!" Mokona yelled. Fuu screamed and got out something from her plastic bag. It was a squirt gun Xtreme power. It had over fifty-thousand cannons on it filled with H2O.
"Settle, Fuu! We must save those for the monkeys!" The tanner girl stopped to squirt gun wielder.
"Right, almost forgot about that!" The pale girl put away the large squirt gun in the plastic bag which she took it out from. The two then faced us.
"Who are you?" Sakura rubbed her tired eyes.
"We wanna ask you that first!" The tanner girl replied.
"Yeah, who the hell are ya?"
"I'm Syaoran," I stepped in. "The 'macho man' you speak of is named Kurogane, the half-dead guy is Fai, the snowman is Mokona, and the girl in the pink dress is Sakura-chan."
"Oh…" The two girls replied, looking bored as the pale one filed her nails while the other girl got out whipped cream and squirted it into her mouth.
"Were you even listening to us?" Kurogane stepped up, mad.
"Kind of…" The pale girl said, blowing off nail bits.
"What do you mean kind of?"
"We were listening, but then again, we weren't. So, we were kind of listening to you blab about your names and crap. But, we weren't paying attention really, but then at the same time, we were…got it?" The pale girl replied. We stared at her for a long time; even her friend stared at her like she was a total retard.
"…what?" The tanner girl asked her friend.
"Don't make me explain that crap again!!"
"I'm not saying that…wait, yes I am saying that!"
"Then don't ask about it or I'll waste up my water in my mammoth-sized squirt gun!"
"Okay, I'll shut up now!"
"Fine with me!"
"Same here!" The two of them pouted away from each other, but then they turned around.
"I was just kidding…" The pale girl said.
"Me too, geez you totally fell for it, fool!"
"Wait, aren't you supposed to introduce yourselves?" I asked, annoyed by their fake bickering.
"That's right, thanks Shroom-boy!" The pale girl stepped up. "Hey, when's your birthday, Kiku?"
"I dunno…"
"I don't know mine either…I'll go first anyway! I'm Fuu! I'm thirteen years old and my birthday…I dunno…but, my food spirit is the watermelon! It's magical saying! "Your juice is so full of hyper-ness. You have good seeds and bad seeds. The bad seeds show your temper, self-centered-ness, and selfishness to others. But, good seeds show loyalty, honesty (sometimes), and generosity!" Yup, that's the mythical saying of the watermelon! Your turn!" Fuu pointed at her friend.
"I'm Kiku! I'm also thirteen years old and my birthday is…I dunno…but, anyway, my food spirit is the oatmeal raisin cookie!! Its magical saying is… "Some people will not like you because of appearance. But, sometimes your attitude can be as good as overflowing the taste of the bad grapes by the oatmeal flavor…" That makes me shred a tear most of the time!"
"Kiku…Fuu…nice to meet you…" I held out a hand to shake it. The two of them blushed, they ran towards me, but ran past me. They saw Fai twitch a bit on the stone ground.
"Oh…him…" Mokona mumbled. "Kiku and Fuu not interested in Mokona…"
"He's…so…hawt!" Kiku squealed in delight as she rubbed his pale hand against her cheek.
"I know how to wake him up! Sort of like the Snow onigiri and the seven pickled plums story, or sleeping blueberry! Kiss breaks the spell!" Fuu puckered her lips towards Fai.
"ME!!! I MUST KISSY HIM!!!" Kiku jumped upon Fuu and they got out ninja weapons.
"You can't mess with a beautiful kunoichi like me!!" Fuu said.
"Nu-uh, I'm the most beautiful kunoichi in the land of Carrots!"
"Land of Carrots?" Sakura asked.
"That's what this place is called!" Kiku said, laying down her weapons. "Let's tell them the tale!" Fuu nodded.
(Bolded slanted- Fuu
Slanted underlined- Kiku)
"Long ago before our greatest ancestors were born to exist on this planet, a great kunoichi ruled the magnificent land. But, it had not title to it. She sat in her bedroom, thinking of a title, until she came upon a beef stew, some paper holders, Zathura the DVD, and an old gym bag in an old closet…"
"She found those peculiar items in the dusty old closet and decided to build a puzzle. She put the pieces together and a magical book came. She opened to the first page and it said 'eating horoscopes'. She turned to her personality, honesty and strength, and she found the symbol of the carrot. She smiled and fell in love with the carrot immediately…"
"They were soon engaged with a diamond ring, but enemies came to the town! She fought with her might, using her magical staff or a bread stick and she used her ninja tactics to destroy the enemies and she had her glorious wedding. Once she kissed the cologne-d page, it came to life. A prince came out of the book page…"
"The prince was deeply in love with the kunoichi and wanted her to be his and his only, but he had to return to Saturn's ring where he belonged. She was mortified and didn't want him to go away into outer space, so she went with him to the galactic planet. The prince and kunoichi set out their powers into other people's bodies and will be forever in the land of Carrots…"
"The townspeople named the town after her spirit, and all the other people with the spirit of the carrot. So, she and her husband still live in the rings of Saturn, watching over the people who are born. They assign their spirits to them and the doctors examine the spirits by DNA…"
"And so ends our glorious story…"
"What did you think, romantic, eh?" Fuu asked the group.
"That was the most stupid story I've ever heard!" Kurogane snapped.
"How dare you not honor our kunoichi goddess!" Kiku snapped back at Kurogane.
"Yes, Kuro-rin, how rude of you!" Kurogane looked behind himself to see Fai standing on two feet.
"HE'S ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Fuu jumped into Fai's arms.
"Aren't you a cute girl?" Fai smiled.
"Take that Kiku! The spirit of watermelon conquers all!"
"Aw, shut up! I'm cuter than her, right?" Kiku asked Fai.
"Why, you're both very pretty girls, that's for sure" Fai smiled at Kiku.
"SQUEEEEEEEE! I'M PRETTY!!!" Kiku danced around me.
"I'm pretty too, you know!" Fuu danced around Sakura.
"Why are you dancing…?" Sakura yawned.
"Because we're happy, duh!" Kiku said.
"Oh…"
"You guys are probably tired standing in the middle of our land!" Fuu said.
"I guess so…" I said.
"Let's go to my house!" Fuu jumped up and down, holding Fai's hand. Kiku got angry and picked up Mokona.
"Well, so what if you have a sexy bishounen, I have a dust bunny!"
"I'm not a bunny of dust, I'm Mokona Modoki!" Mokona tried to get out by his squirming, but Kiku held tightly onto the creature.
"Let's get a move on!" Kurogane followed Fuu and Fai. Kiku and Mokona followed them. I looked at Sakura and she looked back at me.
"Should we go…or should we stay here?" Sakura questioned, rubbing her left eye.
"They are very hyper girls…but, we should trust them…how bad could it be?" I answered. We heard a strange car crash and a car alarm went off.
"SORRY!!!" Kiku shouted.
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"This is my house!" Fuu flicked on a light switch in her apartment room. It had red walls and Japanese writing on them. It had a large screen with two strange wired objects coming out of a flat console, and a flat silver object that flashed a small red light.
"Cool electronics, eh?" Kiku asked.
"Electronics…?" Mokona asked.
"They're powered by electricity, duh!! Wait…you've never even heard of Pac-man before?" Fuu asked. Everyone in the odd group shook their heads, not knowing what the two were talking about. Kiku grabbed Fuu's shoulder and twisted her to a corner.
"Dude, they are probably from a different dimension! I can feel it by the power of the oatmeal raisin cookie spirit! They don't even know the Mario Bros., just look at them!" Fuu turned after Kiku said this to see them pulling out the buttons of a remote control.
"Agreed…they're dumb as my aunt's washing machine!"
"Yeah, totally…so, we should teach them more about this world, right?" Kiku winked.
Taking them to our school tomorrow…to the mall…see how it feels like getting chased by the police…whoa…awesome…
"Right…" Fuu winked back at her pal. They shook hands and turned to the group holding a button-less remote.
"Have you guys ever been to school?" Kiku asked. All of them raised one eyebrow at the same time.
"It's a place where we take dumb tests and quizzes, have nine periods of subjects, eat lunch and play dodgeball during recess in the gym while we chat about shit, and just do nothing…wanna go there tomorrow?" Fuu said.
"Ooh, sounds like fun!" Fai smiled.
"Chatting about shit?" Kurogane asked.
"Random stuff, pretty much…" Fuu said.
"Mokona thinks it will be fun too!" Mokona said.
"If it does nothing, I'll be able to sleep better…" Sakura yawned slightly.
"I suppose so…" I finally said.
"YAY!!!!" The two girls high-fived each other happily.
"By the tone of their voice of saying yay, this is going to be chaos…" Kurogane mumbled.
Kiku got out her sleeping bag and slept on the floor in Fuu's "Shinto shrine" themed bedroom.
"I can't believe they all agreed with us!!" Kiku smiled as she snuggled with her pillow.
"Yeah, we should add them to our Dodgeball team and intro them to our other friends!"
"And they'll take that damn math test with us!!"
"Yeah, Fai will give us the answers!!"
"Mokona will use his kawaii tactics to shoot the test!"
"Kawaii tactics…I thought I had them…"
"You have kunoichi tactics, just like me! And the spirit of the Watermelon too!"
"Right…forgot…"
"Good night, Fuu-chan!!"
"You too…" Fuu fell fast asleep onto her own gray pillow and the girls both drifted into a slumber about Fai the sexy bishounen and Mokona the bunny of dust…
To be continued in Chappy 2!!
's that need explanation!
Snow onigiri and the seven acorns- Yes, in the land of Carrots fairytales are food spirits. Snow white has the spirit of a riceball while all the seven dwarves have the spirits of acorns…
Sleeping Blueberry- Same with one above, only Sleeping Beauty…the blueberry is Aurora's food spirit…
SEE YA!!!!
