The Battle For Hatsune Miku and teh SHINY! world

A long time ago (actually last Saturday, but who gives a fuschia), in SOMEWHERE IN JAPAN NYAAHHH, Rin ran along with Hatsune Miku. She had been busy with Hatsune Miku for hours and now wanted nothing more than a small cuddle or a hot massage (wink wink) from her lover Len.

She said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden her SHINY! Len appeared at the door, grinning evilly.

"Put Hatsune Miku down," Alex said SHINILY!. "Unless you want me to run MEIKO'S *BEEEEEEEEPS* all over your face."

Rin put Hatsune Miku down. She was shocked. She had never seen Len so SHINILY! evil before and it made her blush.

Len picked Hatsune Miku up, then withdrew a whip from his manly ponytail. "Don't be so shocked," Alex said with a SHINY!/seductive! smile. "A sexy fish bit my eye this morning, and everything became clear to me. Now with Hatsune Miku and teh whip I can SHINILY! rule the world and make everything SHINY!1!1!1!11!"

Rin swiftly clutched her breaking heart. This was her lover, her SHINY! Len, now staring at her with an evil… stare.

"Fight it!" Rin shouted. "*The sexy fish just wants Hatsune Miku for his own evil devices!* He doesn't love you, not the loving way I do!"

Rin could see Len trembling swiftly. Rin reached out her hand and touched Len's shiny, oh SO SHINY, hair sweetly. She was shocked, so shocked, but she knew only her shiny love for Len would break the sexy fish's spell.

Sure enough, Len dropped Hatsune Miku with a thunk. "Oh, Rin," he squealed shota-ly. "I'm so shiny, can you ever forgive me?"

But Rin had already moved SOMEWHERE IN JAPAN NYAAHHH. Like a virgin making love for the first time, she pressed her cheek on Len's hair. And as they fell together in a SHINY! fit of love, Hatsune Miku lay on the floor, sad and forgotten.