I slammed my fist down into the iphone.
It shattered then reformed from my will.
I used my fingers to make the pgymy's dance.
I made their volcano erupt killing many.
I flung them into the ocean.
Fed them to birds and sharks.
Struck them with lightning.
Tore them apart with gorillas.
Drowned them.
Hurled them high into the air.
Froze them.
Burned them.
Zombified them.
Vampyrified them.
I was a benevolent God, I was kind, I was just.
I was a CHAV!
AND THIS IS MY FUCKING DIARY!
