Disclaimer: Don't own Harry potter, never did, and probably never will! Unless someone is feeling very generous…
Prologue:
Honeyed chicken is quite a complicated recipe…get some chicken, dunk it in honey and then stuff it in an oven…
"This is so sad!" snorted Riley into her tomato sandwich as she and her best friend Ceidlh (A/N: It's pronounced Kaylie) sat on the couch with the TV in front of them.
"Anything good on?" asked Ceidlh after she took a huge bite of salad sandwich and pulled a face "Yuck! Green stuff!"
"Nope" Riley sighed. "I'm so bored, I'd kill for something to do."
"Watch a movie?" suggested Ceidlh "Read a book? Write a story?"
"Hang on…FANFICTION! Let's write about our favourite movies and books, then post them on the site!"
"What, though?"
"You know, anything you want, stuff like Lord Of The Rings, Harry Potter, Troy and others."
"Okay!" grinned Ceidlh as she searched for a pen and some paper.
"Right, Harry Potter can be in the middle of a scene in the Prisoner of Azkaban…Lord Of The Rings can be in the middle of…I know, destroying the One Ring! And Troy? Maybe when…Hector and Achilles fight each other?"
"Yep!"
"Cool stuff, yeah yeah yeah…"
"Shut up and let's go!"
With those words, the two girls grinned mischievously and began to write.
Chapter 1
"You don't understand!" pleaded Pettigrew. "He would have killed me, Sirius!"
"Then you should have died!" roared Sirius. "Died rather than betray your friends, as we would have done for you!"
Sirius Black and Remus Lupin stood shoulder-to-shoulder, wands raised. A silent jolt and a rushing feeling hit Harry, Hermione and Ron before Lupin or Black could say another word.
"Wh…What the?" managed Harry weakly, as he and his friends unknowingly entered another universe.
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"I am so bored!" complained Riley in a quiet voice.
Ceidlh nodded while trying to stop herself from falling face-first into her Maths textbook.
"Is there something you would like to share with us?"
"What? Oh, no, nothing Mr. Rehcaet!" Riley responded.
"Then I suggest you stop talking and listen to me!"
"Yessir!"
After 15 more minutes of torture, I mean, maths it was finally Lunch.
"Oh great, Honey Chicken," Ceidlh complained, "I despise Honey Chicken, I loathe Honey Chicken, I wish to destroy all traces of Honey Chicken ever existing!"
"Either eat it or don't it's your choice. Just stop complaining about it!" Riley muttered from the depths of her tomato sauce and scrambled egg sandwich,
"But complaining about things makes life so fun!"
"If you don't like Honey Chicken then why do you insist on making it all the time?" Riley received no answer. Good, that made her shut up She thought to herself.
"Uh, Riley, I think you'd better look at this." Ceidlh tugged her friend's sleeve.
"What now? If it's another…" She trailed off when she saw something unbelievable. "Is that who I think it is, and if it is, why are they on top of the Performing Arts Centre?"
The two girls ran over to the building past crowds of their unobservant fellow students.
"Ouch, get off of me Ron!"
"I can't, Hermione is sitting on me."
There was a loud thud and suddenly a random pile of people fell of the roof of the building along with and assortment of random items including a shoe.
"How did that get up there?" a random person appeared and picked up the shoe before vanishing.
"That was, odd…" Ceidlh observed while Riley just stood there blinking.
Standing in front of them was Harry Potter, Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger.
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First chapter done! Hope you enjoyed!
