a/n: So, yeah, I've seen a few of these stories before, and they're ok, but I wanted to put my own take on it :D Enjoy!
Clawdeen Wolf: First post! :D
Draculaura: Second post! ;)
Toralei Stripe: You know, that's kind of lame.
^Meowlody and Purrsephone like this
Clawdeen Wolf: Who asked you?
Toralei Stripe: No one. But saying 'first post!' on a new site is dumb.
Heath Burns: Catfight!
Draculaura: Heath, gtfo of here.
^Lagoona Blue, Frankie Stein, and every other girl at Monster High likes this
Clawdeen Wolf: Draculaura!
Draculaura: What?
Clawdeen Wolf: Since when do you swear?
Draculaura:... I said get the fang out, fyi -.-
Clawdeen Wolf: ...Oh.
Lagoona Blue: Awkward much?
Abbey Bominable: Can see useful in this. (sarcastic)
Robecca Steam: How do I post something?
Rochelle Goyle: ...
Venus McFlytrap: ...
Robecca Steam: What?
Venus McFlytrap: Stick to the typewriter, Robecca.
^Rochelle Goyle likes this
Mr. Hackington: Alright, who blew up the Mad Science lab?
Clawdeen Wolf: Mr. Hack? Since when did you get a Facespook?
Headmistress Bloodgood: All of the teachers at Monster High have gotten them.
Heath Burns: Ha! Bloodgood's real name is Grace!
Headmistress Bloodgood: Detention, Mr. Burns.
Heath Burns:... Aw...
Clawd Wolf: Fail, bro.
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Ghoulia Yelps: I did not want to admit that. Facespook, you have no respect whatsoever for my privacy, do you?
Clawdeen Wolf: Neither do siblings.
Howleen Wolf: Hey, sis, have you seen my sunglasses?
Clawdeen Wolf: No, I haven't and they're probably mine anyway! Grrr... (Btw, why are you asking me on Facespook when I'm right upstairs?)
Howleen Wolf:... No reason.
Clawdeen Wolf: -.-
Deuce Gorgon: Advice to dudes like me; don't take off your sunglasses at your girlfriend's house.
Cleo de Nile: YOU TURNED MY DAD TO STONE!
Deuce Gorgon: At least the dude can't say anything bad about me now.
Cleo de Nile: And my sister. (Not complaining there.)
Deuce Gorgon: ... I regret nothing.
Cleo de Nile and Deuce Gorgon are now "It's complicated."
Deuce Gorgon: Ok, now I regret things.
Operetta: Ok, I wanna know which one of y'all trashed the catacombs!
Holt Hyde: Owwwwwww yeaaaah! Killer party, ya missed it.
Operetta: -.- Boy, you better start running.
Heath Burns: And that, my friends, is how my cousin was murdered.
^Clawd Wolf and Deuce Gorgon like this
Jackson Jekyll: Woke up in the hallway and my glasses are broke. What happened?
Manny Taur: No one can blame me this time.
Deuce Gorgon: ... You're lucky that she's nice.
Jackson Jekyll: She? What?
Clawd Wolf: You don't wanna know, man.
Spectra Vondergeist has created a new page; Ghostly Gossip! Go check it out now!
Spectra Vondergeist: And for my first report, "Is our famous flame elemental ever going to get a hint?"
^Scarah Screams, Venus McFlytrap and every other girl at Monster High likes this
Heath Burns: You all love me. You're just afraid to admit it.
Lagoona Blue: Get over yourself, before I push ya in the pool!
Heath Burns: See? Even the ones in relationships want me! ;)
Lagoona Blue:... We need a dislike button -.-
^Frankie Stein, Draculaura and everyone else at Monster High likes this
Headmistress Bloodgood: Has anyone seen Nightmare?
Clawdeen Wolf: Seeing your Headmistress on Facespook. Can you say awkward?
^Frankie Stein, Draculaura and Lagoona Blue like this
Draculaura: I think Nightmare ran out of the school.
Frankie Stein: I think Holt was riding her.
Heath Burns: That's what she said!
Frankie Stein: -.-
Heath Burns: I regret nothing.
a/n: ... Well then. Quick announcement, this is just for fun when I'm bored. Won't be updated like "Pointless"; but whatever :P Please review! Suggestions are welcome, but requests are not taken! Sorry!
