a/n: So, yeah, I've seen a few of these stories before, and they're ok, but I wanted to put my own take on it :D Enjoy!


Clawdeen Wolf: First post! :D

Draculaura: Second post! ;)

Toralei Stripe: You know, that's kind of lame.

^Meowlody and Purrsephone like this

Clawdeen Wolf: Who asked you?

Toralei Stripe: No one. But saying 'first post!' on a new site is dumb.

Heath Burns: Catfight!

Draculaura: Heath, gtfo of here.

^Lagoona Blue, Frankie Stein, and every other girl at Monster High likes this

Clawdeen Wolf: Draculaura!

Draculaura: What?

Clawdeen Wolf: Since when do you swear?

Draculaura:... I said get the fang out, fyi -.-

Clawdeen Wolf: ...Oh.

Lagoona Blue: Awkward much?

Abbey Bominable: Can see useful in this. (sarcastic)


Robecca Steam: How do I post something?

Rochelle Goyle: ...

Venus McFlytrap: ...

Robecca Steam: What?

Venus McFlytrap: Stick to the typewriter, Robecca.

^Rochelle Goyle likes this


Mr. Hackington: Alright, who blew up the Mad Science lab?

Clawdeen Wolf: Mr. Hack? Since when did you get a Facespook?

Headmistress Bloodgood: All of the teachers at Monster High have gotten them.

Heath Burns: Ha! Bloodgood's real name is Grace!

Headmistress Bloodgood: Detention, Mr. Burns.

Heath Burns:... Aw...

Clawd Wolf: Fail, bro.


Ghoulia Yelps has created a new game; Zombieville! Go check it out now!

Ghoulia Yelps: I did not want to admit that. Facespook, you have no respect whatsoever for my privacy, do you?

Clawdeen Wolf: Neither do siblings.

Howleen Wolf: Hey, sis, have you seen my sunglasses?

Clawdeen Wolf: No, I haven't and they're probably mine anyway! Grrr... (Btw, why are you asking me on Facespook when I'm right upstairs?)

Howleen Wolf:... No reason.

Clawdeen Wolf: -.-


Deuce Gorgon: Advice to dudes like me; don't take off your sunglasses at your girlfriend's house.

Cleo de Nile: YOU TURNED MY DAD TO STONE!

Deuce Gorgon: At least the dude can't say anything bad about me now.

Cleo de Nile: And my sister. (Not complaining there.)

Deuce Gorgon: ... I regret nothing.

Cleo de Nile and Deuce Gorgon are now "It's complicated."

Deuce Gorgon: Ok, now I regret things.


Operetta: Ok, I wanna know which one of y'all trashed the catacombs!

Holt Hyde: Owwwwwww yeaaaah! Killer party, ya missed it.

Operetta: -.- Boy, you better start running.

Heath Burns: And that, my friends, is how my cousin was murdered.

^Clawd Wolf and Deuce Gorgon like this


Jackson Jekyll: Woke up in the hallway and my glasses are broke. What happened?

Manny Taur: No one can blame me this time.

Deuce Gorgon: ... You're lucky that she's nice.

Jackson Jekyll: She? What?

Clawd Wolf: You don't wanna know, man.


Spectra Vondergeist has created a new page; Ghostly Gossip! Go check it out now!

Spectra Vondergeist: And for my first report, "Is our famous flame elemental ever going to get a hint?"

^Scarah Screams, Venus McFlytrap and every other girl at Monster High likes this

Heath Burns: You all love me. You're just afraid to admit it.

Lagoona Blue: Get over yourself, before I push ya in the pool!

Heath Burns: See? Even the ones in relationships want me! ;)

Lagoona Blue:... We need a dislike button -.-

^Frankie Stein, Draculaura and everyone else at Monster High likes this


Headmistress Bloodgood: Has anyone seen Nightmare?

Clawdeen Wolf: Seeing your Headmistress on Facespook. Can you say awkward?

^Frankie Stein, Draculaura and Lagoona Blue like this

Draculaura: I think Nightmare ran out of the school.

Frankie Stein: I think Holt was riding her.

Heath Burns: That's what she said!

Frankie Stein: -.-

Heath Burns: I regret nothing.


a/n: ... Well then. Quick announcement, this is just for fun when I'm bored. Won't be updated like "Pointless"; but whatever :P Please review! Suggestions are welcome, but requests are not taken! Sorry!