EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
BONNIE
VS
LISA
BEGIN
[BONNIE]
ALRIGHT LISA SIMPSONS TIME TO BEAT THIS FUCKING NERD
ALL YOU EVER DO IS STUDY YOUR LIKE WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
STOP WHAT YOUR DOING YOUR SHOW IS BAD
TOO MUCH BAD STUFF AND GROSS THING IT WAS TO SHITTY SAD
IT DOESN'T MAKES SENSE WHY YOUR A VEGETARIEN
YOU PROTEST THE PEOPLE FROM KILLING THE NATION
WELL MY SHOW IS BETTER IT DOESN'T HAVE IT TOO
I'LL TELL DEDENNE TO USE THUNDERBOLT AND HE WILL SHOCK YOU
[LISA]
HEY WATCH IT BLONDE HYPER GIRL YOU ARE SUCH A CUNT
SHIPPING YOUR BROTHER TO MARRY BUNCH OF SLUT
YOU ARE JUST LIKE PINKIE PIE, BILLY, AND KUKI
BEING A HAPPY GO GETTER IS SHITTY
YOUR SHOW IS BAD THE POKEMON ARE FIGHTNG
CAN'T YOU STOP IT RIGHT NOW GET ALONG LITTLE SISSY
WHO ASK YOU ABOUT MY SHOW AND THE RATING
I GOT MORE THAN A THOUNSAND SHOW IT POPULARITY
[BONNIE]
WELL DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH YOU COULDN'T BE MORE INSANE
YOUR THE ONLY SIMPSONS WHO DOESN'T HAVE A FUCKING CATCHPHRASE
YOUR DAD IS SO FAT, YOUR MOM IS NAGGING
YOUR BROTHER IS A BADASS AND MAGGIE IS NOT TALKING
WELL LET ME TELL YOU WHY I TRAVEL THE REGION
BEING WITH ASH, CLEMONT, AND SERENA, IT LIKE A FRIENDSHIP
YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE NO ONE LIKE TO DATE A NERD
ONLY MILLHOUSE BECAUSE HE IS A CRAPPY JERK
[LISA]
DON'T GET SO COCKY I AM STILL A BETTER GIRL
YOU JUST WASTE YOUR TIME PLAYING WITH DEDENNE THAT TWIRL
I SHOULD TAKE YOU HOME AND GO HOME TO YOUR DADDY
CAUSE YOUR WAY TOO YOUNG TO BE A TRAINER YOU PUSSY
FUCK YOU BONNIE MY FAMILY IS BETTER
YOU JUST COMPLAIN ABOUT THE POKEMON WHO AREN'T GETTING COOLER
WELL I'M GOING RIGHT NOW I GOT STUDYING TO DO
TIME TO SAY GOODBYE IT BEEN NICE KNOWING YOU
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE
