"I walk in the room like I'm a 47, Looking so fly like a M-7. My boys go hard to the paint like, We want to hit the state hike. Juicy J on the beat go low, Pussy so wet like a tweaking ho. Your bitch sucking like a freaky tho, Mitch caught a bod about a week ago. Week ago, week, fuck what I said now we tweaking ho's. Alright that's it fam"

Greg bowed and the whole school cheered.

"Yes, Greg!" Holly Hills cheered.

She ran up to him and hugged him. That was one of the most fire verses I have ever heard dropped, "Greg I want you to have my babies"

Suddenly Greg was shaken awake by his annoying little brother Manny.

Greg screamed and hurled Manny against a wall.

He ran over to his computer and opened up Pong.

He slammed his hands into the monitor and ripped out the paddle and ball.

He took the paddle and began smacking the ball into Manny's face, hitting it back whenever it bounced back.

"THAT's WHAT YOU GET FOR DISTURBING THE BEST DREAM I EVER HAD FUCKFACE!"

Greg continued this for several hours, after which his neighbors had called the police, who arrived , tased Greg, cuffed him, and stuffed him into the exhaust pipe of their car.

They drove off at 900 mph and hit a speed bump. The Impact destroyed the car and caused Greg to be ejected from the exhaust pipe like a cannonball, and Greg crashed into the Hill's mansion and suffered several fatal injuries.

THE END.

AN: HAHA THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE A GOOD GREG STORY? THINK AGAIN YOU FOOLS I FUCKING HATE DIARY OF A WIMPY KID. THAT'S WHY I WROTE SO MANY SHITTY FICS ABOUT IT.