A/N: I don't support this pairing, but the idea just popped into my mind and BOOM!
You've got yourselves a new story =)
Disclaimer: The only thing I own is my cute pair of pink earmuffs. (cough –Dumbledore- cough)
"So you're problem is?"
"Well, she says that she's angry at me because I forgot our one month anniversary, but I can't be sure." Harry sighed. "I mean, she didn't get anything for me, either."
"Have there been any arguments between you two apart from this one?" Draco said while peering over his clipboard to look at Harry.
"Well, she glares at me every morning, though I don't know why. Women these days are so hard to understand."
Draco shook his head in sympathy. "I know honey, I know."
"Then there was once I tried to make it up to her by sending her a bouquet of flowers, but during lunch I found them in a trash can, with a note on top saying 'I hate these flowers!' She told me that those were her favorite kind!"
"It's alright, baby," Draco said soothingly while writing something on his clipboard. "let it all out."
"Once, she snogged Micheal Corner right in front of my very eyes! Ugh, and she told me that she gave up on that dimwit!"
"Let it all go, honey," said Draco. "Let it all go."
"Not to mention I caught her and Crabbe in a broom cupboard yesterday! I mean, what's up with that? Does she suddenly prefer pigs to popular lightning scar-headed attractive boys?" Harry ran his fingers through his hair in frustration.
"Very attractive boys," Draco muttered under his breath, ogling at Harry.
"Sorry, what was that?" he asked.
"Nothing," lied Draco smoothly, looking back at his clipboard and writing even more things. "So what are you planning to do about the situation?"
"That's the problem: I don't know!" Harry threw his arms into the air. "Every time I try to make peace with her, she suddenly ends up in a broom cupboard with one guy or the other! I mean, Ron says he caught her with my cousin Dudley. Dudley, for god damn's sake! What does she suddenly have against me?"
"I've got an idea! Ditch the weasel and go out with me!" Draco burst out, tossing the clipboard aside. And before Harry could do anything Draco covered his mouth with his own.
The two of them laid on the couch like that for a moment, arms around each other. Finally, they broke apart.
"Well," said Harry. "This is different."
A/N: Yuck, I hate having to write that part. I REALLY don't like this pairing, because Harry belongs with Hermione! (Or Ginny, for that matter) But still, REVIEW!
