Title: Retardism on Crack

Anime: Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt

Chapter 1: Panties

"Panty, have you seen my puddi— what the fuck are you doing?!" Stocking said, walking into Panty's room, which smelled of moldy pizza and sex.

The blonde was sniffing a pair of her panties, most likely the pair she had worn that day. Panty stopped sniffing and looked at her younger sister.

"Chill out. After a day of good work, it pays to get a whiff of a job well done." The blonde smirked and breathed in her natural scent deeply.

"I'm assuming you mean all the fucks you got today, right? That's just gross. Some of the smells in those panties don't even belong to you."

"Hell yeah, they don't all belong to me! This guy named Rick—or Bob, possibly Steve—gave me an enema, cleaned me out, filled my ass with his cum three times, and then licked my pussy for thirty straight minutes. I've got TONS of cum in my panties that's mine, and other people's."

"Shit, you're disgusting. I don't even know how we're related!"

"We're angels and both have blue eyes is all I can gather."

"I'm just glad I don't have stds like you."

"Fuck you, cunt! Just like how you have that freaky ability to send all of your weight to your tits, I can fuck with everyone on Earth and still be clean, and never get pregnant even without protection. It's a bitchin'-epic gift." she picked up a piece of questionable-looking food and popped it in her mouth. Stocking wrinkled her nose in distaste.

"I'm so glad I'll never fuck you." Stocking said, disturbed and grateful as she watched Panty chew rudely, showing all the food in her mouth before swallowing. Her sister replied,

"You better believe it!"

.X.O.X.O.X.

That's the end of drabble one. None of these drabbles will be connected unless I say so. Tell me what you thought of this chapter, and then give me a word to do a drabble for the next chapter :)