ACME Why Do You Fail Me

Why do you

fail me

ACME

why

I Wile E. Coyote

am

probably your

number one

customer

But why do

everything

I buy from

you

always backfires

I Wile E. Coyote

am a

genius

no rather a

super genius

because all I

want to

do is to get

the road runner

and eat

him too