Fay: So this idea was inspired by the fact that I am getting braces in a week. Yay. Feel my sarcastic enthusiasm.

Disclaimer: I own nothing

Warnings: Random crack. Really.

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Naruto emerged from his house looking positively refreshed. The three-day pain period was over for his mouth and the dull throb in his mouth barely bothered him. Now, if he smiled just right, the sun would reflect off his braces and blind everyone within a mile.

But instead of a sunny day, it was cloudy and rainy and yucky. But, Naruto hadn't been out of the house in three days, and he wanted to stretch his legs. As he walked down the street to his favorite restaurant, he didn't even expect that huge bolt of lightening to strike him.

BOOM!!

Naruto literally glowed for a few moments before passing out on the ground.

When he woke several hours later, still in the middle of the road it was sunny again. That meant no more lightening…right miss Authoress? Yes. Well…maybe.

Naruto began walking again, acting like nothing had happened. Once he ordered his usually miso soup he began to relax thinking his day would be better. But that wouldn't be a very good story would it?

"How are you today, Naruto?" The old man greeted him as he set down a large bowl in front of the blonde kid.

Naruto smiled. "Good!" He beamed. A metal sound could be heard suddenly and a few gasps. Naruto's braces had attracted someone's spoon!

Naruto stood up and ran out of there, after pulling the spoon from his teeth.

He didn't go home however. He went different places and each time he smiled, metal objects would fly to his mouth. So far, he had collected a gold watch, a paper clip, and a fork.

It sucked.

So as he sulked on the bridge, he tried to figure a way out of his predicament. "What to do, what to do?" he asked himself.

"What's wrong dobe," Sasuke's voice asked from behind. Naruto whirled around his eyes wide.

"Nothing. I just got braces."

Sasuke nodded. "Me too." He flashed a brilliant smile, blue braces gleaming brightly. "Let's see yours then," Sasuke asked moving forward a bit.

Naruto smiled without thinking. "OW!!" He shouted when Sasuke's mouth connected with his. Sasuke glared at him, face red with embarrassment as he tired to pull away.

"Stop!" Naruto commanded. "It hurts!" Tears pricked at his eyes.

Sasuke sighed. "We have to get to Tsunade." He said with a sigh.

Let's just say it was an embarrassing trip to the hospital for both of them.

Afterwards, they stayed far away from each other, both making sure never to smile in the others presence again.

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Fay: I've been running on three-hour nights. Don't ask where this came from. Review if you want. There will be an ItaNaru braces fic…but I slacked off and couldn't update fast enough…so…sorry. Read that one later if you want.

I'm going to sleep now…

PEACE AND LOVE