Title: The Ordinary Life of the Winchesters and an Angel of the Lord
Disclaimer: I do not own Supernatural or the characters, I just like to play around with them ;D
Spoilers: None - will be set before all the stuff in season 6 and 7
Summary: This will basically be a bunch of one shots that evolve around Castiel, Dean and Sam. It will mostly be humor and fluff but 'may' include some dark themes, I don't know yet.
Hope you enjoy!
Dean and Sam crept carefully around the dark warehouse, making sure they were alert and on task just incase they had a surprise attack.
Sam walked over to a large table that was hovered at the side of the building, it seemed odd that it would be there. After all the warehouse was mostly empty apart from a few boxes and pipes.
This table look grand and brand new, it was a mahogany colour that had a shiny glass cover on the top. Sam walked carefully towards it, he wasn't expecting the table to attack him but you could never be too careful in this job. Man they had seen some weird things.
Sam only just managed to get to the edge of the table when a bright light shot him backwards. He flew right into the wall of the warehouse with a loud bang.
''Sammy'', Dean yelled, quickly searching the room for the attacker.
''I'm okay Dean'', Sam reassured his brother, pulling himself to his feet.
The brothers stood back to back, making sure they were covering each angle of the warehouse.
Suddenly a large creature came running at them, it looked like that green creature of Monsters Inc.
Dean swiveled around so that he was standing shoulder to shoulder with Sam, they had their guns in one hand and their flash lights in the other.
The creature stood still, it seemed like it was watching them but it was looking behind them rather then at them.
Dean turned his head slightly to have a look behind him, he couldn't see as it was too dark.
''Sam what's greenie looking at?'', Dean whispered.
''I have no clue'', Sam replied honestly.
The two brothers stood still for a couple more minutes before Dean finally decided that he had had enough.
''Sam, we can't just stand here staring at it, we have to do something''.
Sam looked behind him, flashing the torch over to the spot where the creature was looking at. He was about to turn away after not finding something, when suddenly something on the ground caught his eye.
It was a tiny little doll.
''Dean look there'', Sam said pointing to the thing on the ground.
Dean slowly turned his head, keeping his eyes on the green creature in front of him. He quickly glanced at the doll on the ground, not really taking much interest before he looked back at the creature.
''What is it?'', He asked, realizing he didn't actually look at it.
''It seems to be a Barbie doll'', Sam stared at the doll again, ''Or maybe a Bratz doll?'', he quizzed.
Dean turned towards his brother and looked at him in a disgusted way.
''Dude, could you be more gay?''.
Sam pulled one of his bitch faces.
Out of no where the green creature moved towards them, the brothers braced themselves, making sure their hands were ready to pull the trigger.
The creature kept running but it didn't go for Sam and Dean, instead it moved around them. The brothers didn't expect what happened next.
The green creature picked up the doll on the floor and hugged it close to his chest.
Dean and Sam both turned to each other slowly, they both wore the same shocked, 'what the fuck' expression.
''Well, you don't see that everyday'', Sam said breaking the silence.
''I know- hes alot like you with your Barbie dolls'', Dean replied, smirking.
Sam rolled his eyes before turning back to the table in the middle of the room. He was suddenly aware of what was going on.
''Dean I think I know what's happening''.
Dean gave his brother a questioning glare.
''Do you remember the time when we took down that witch in Toronto, how she told us that it wasn't just witches or alive creatures that had power anymore-''.
''It could also be objects'', Dean said, finishing Sam's sentence. ''Great how are we suppose to kill a table?'', Dean asked.
''Burn It?'', Sam questioned. He turned to look at the green creature, who had now sat cross legged on the floor and was smoothing the dolls hair. ''Why would it make that thing fall in love with a doll?''.
''I Dunno-shes a pretty hot doll'', Dean winked at his brother.
Sam rolled his eyes, wondering how he was even related to this human being.
''Right I'm bored now, lets burn this mother fucker'', Dean yelled, pacing towards the table.
As he reached the edge of the table, there was another bright light and Dean was shot backwards into the wall. He slide down and was surprised to land into something soft. He turned his head to the side to scan what he was laying on.
He almost jumped out of his skin when he saw two big green eyes staring at him. He had landed on the green creature. Dean quickly stood up facing the creature.
The green thing looked down into his lap at something and then back at Dean. Wet tears started to fall down his cheek. Dean stared at the thing in front of him, backing away when the creature got to its feet and held a broken doll in its claw.
The Barbies head had been broken off and the creature looked pissed. He growled angrily at Dean and started to pace towards him.
''Sammy, Help!'',Dean cried out, running away from the angry creature.
''I think you broke its doll Dean'', Sam said seriously.
''No shit Sherlock'', Dean managed to say panting as he ran from the creature.
''Burn the table Sam, and quickly''.
Sam didn't waste anytime he pulled out the lighter in his coat pocket and was just about to hit it when the bright light appeared again, it sent Sam flying over to the opposite side of the room, he crash landed into empty boxes.
''Sammy'', He heard Dean yell.
''I can't get close to it Dean, it doesn't want to be burned''.
''No surprise there idiot'', Dean yelled, still running in circles from the green creature.
Dean ran over to the end of the room and was about to start climbing up the pipes when he tripped over something on the floor. He landed face first with a thud on the ground. He searched the floor, finding that he tripped over the Barbie's head.
''You bitch!'', He screamed at the doll.
He was soon brought back into reality when he felt something wet drop down onto his cheek, he looked up to be faced with sharp teeth and drool.
''Umm, Sam, I need some help over here''.
Sam quickly got to his feet and ran over to where the creature was standing over Dean and hungrily glaring at him.
Sam picked up his gun that was laying in the middle of the floor, he pointed the gun at the green creature and pulled the trigger twice. The creature turned to look at him, looking even more angry then before. The bullets hadn't affected him.
''Shit'', Sam swore.
The creature charged towards him and Sam closed his eyes, bracing himself for the crash, It never came.
He opened one eye and found that he was staring into two bright blue orbs.
''Ah Cas, you lifesaver'', he heard Dean say.
Sam opened his other eye and stared at the creature on the ground. Castiel had killed him.
''Sam, It isn't very ideal to close your eyes in a time of danger'', Cas said sounding very concerned and confused.
Sam placed a hand on his shoulder, too tired to explain how human instincts work.
Dean walked across the room, joining the two men. He glared down at the creature.
''Flipping sicko, all that commotion over a Barbie doll'', he mumbled to himself.
''What's a Barbie doll?'', Cas asked.
Dean rolled his eyes, ''Nothing, just a miniature chick that kids play with''.
Cas nodded, understanding Deans explanation.
''Crap Dean, the table'', Sam shouted.
All three turned towards the grand object.
''How do we destroy it?'', Dean asked.
Castiel walked towards the table.
''I wouldn't do that Cas'', Dean warned him.
Castiel glanced back at him before continuing his task. Cas managed to get to the table without being shot backwards, he placed at hand on the glass that covered the table and mumbled something in Enochian.
Sam and Dean watched how the table shone a bright light before lighting up in flames. It crumpled to the ground in ashes.
''Wow, well that was fascinating'', Dean grumbled.
Castiel turned back around to walk towards the brothers.
''Thanks again Cas, couldn't have survived without you'', Sam told him smiling.
''There is no need to thank me Sam, I will always be here to watch out for you both'', Castiel replied.
Dean rolled his eyes, ''Christ guys, no chick flick moments-'', He turned towards the door, ''Lets go, I could really do with some pie right about now''.
Sam and Castiel began to follow Dean out of the warehouse, but Cas suddenly stopped.
''What's wrong Cas?'', Sam asked.
Castiel bent down onto the ground and picked up something in his hand.
''Would you like to destroy this'', Cas asked, holding up the Barbie's head.
''It's already destroyed Cas'', Dean told him, ''But maybe Sammy wants it'', He said smirking.
Sam pulled another one of his bitch faces
''No I'm good thanks'', he replied glaring at Dean.
''Aw probably only likes the ones that have bodies'', Dean grinned walking out through the door.
Sam shook his head following his brother.
Cas had a confused expression on his face, he didn't understand their humor. Castiel placed the head of the doll down carefully on the ground before joining the Winchesters outside by the impala.
''We going to get some food Cas, do you want to come?'', Dean asked the angel.
Cas gave Dean his famous confused face, ''I do not require food Dean, I thought you knew that?''.
Dean glared at the angel, ''Jesus Cas, just get in the car'', he commanded, sliding into the drivers seat.
Castiel did as he was told and slid into the back seat behind Sam.
Dean started up the car and happily drove off, leaving today's happenings behind.
Tomorrow was a new day for the three men and secretly Dean couldn't wait.
Hope that chapter was okay :P I will be updating this story regularly so if you liked it please keep reading :D Reviews are nice too, and if you want to see something pacific please say as I have alot of ideas for this but help is always encouraged. Thanks again ;D x
