Black out on Raw.
The lights black out in a arena just before Raw starts. ? is a voice in the dark.
Lita: Oww! Whats happened!
Jeff Hardy: The lights went out!
Christian: Really? Did you notice that when everything went black?
Jeff Hardy: Shut up!
Shawn Michaels: Why don't the both of you shut up!
Jeff Hardy & Christian: You shut up!
Hurricane: My hurri-senses tell me..
All: Shut up!
Molly: Guys! It's a power failure.
Goldberg: Yeah, we can see that!
Booker T: I can't see anything!
Goldberg: Its a figure of speech!
Booker T: Then why didn't you say that?
Goldberg: ARGH! JUST BE QUIET!
Kane: Oww! Watch the face!
Jericho: What face! You wear a leather mask!
Kane: Doesn't mean my face doesn't have feeling!
Flair: Who's this?
Trish: Get your hands off me!
Flair: Oh sorry Trish!
Trish: You better be sorry.
Flair: I'm Sorry.
Trish: You already said that.
Flair: Oh.
Bischoff: Hey who's this girl? She's got a tight ass!
Randy Orton: Get your hands of my ass, you freak!
Flair: Hey, don't hit me!
Jeff Hardy: Wow. You just knocked out Flair.
Randy Orton: Oops. Sorry, man.
Scott Steiner: Stacy?
Stacy: Yes, is that you Scott?
: No, but I don't mind.
Stacy: Then who's lap am I sitting on?
: ...
Stacy: Eek! Get away from me Test!
Test: Whoops!
Stacy: Don't try to kiss me!
Kane: Sorry I thought you were Terri.
Terri: I'm right here Hun.
Kane: Where?
Terri: Right here!
Kane: Oh.
Trish: I'm Trish not Terri!
Kane: Sorry.
Stacy: Ahh! Get away from me!
Scott Steiner: Why are you hitting me Stacy?
Stacy: Oh. Sorry, Scott.
Austin: All right, everyone just calm down!
Kevin Nash: What's happened?
Austin: Lightning struck the power line.
All: AHHHHH!
Austin: I said calm down
Gail Kim: OWW!
Maven: Hey who's that?
RVD: It's me, Rob Van Dam.
Lita: Ow! Rob you just poked me in the eye!
Kane: Yeah and you hit me in the face, do you always have to do that thumb thing?
RVD: Sorry. What's going on?
All: Power failure.
RVD: Oh.
Jericho: Rob, get your elbow out of my stomach!
RVD: Sorry.
Randy Orton: Rob, get off my foot!
RVD: Sorry.
Gail Kim: Ahh! Rob, you're standing on my neck!
RVD: Sorry. I got a flashlight.
Austin: Turn that damn thing off, Rob! You're blinding me!
RVD: Sorry.
Randy Orton: Rob, you're still on my foot!
RVD: Sorry.
Trish: Rob, slowly turn on your flashlight.
RVD: Okay thud Crap!
All: What?
RVD: I accidentally dropped the flashlight.
Victoria: Tell me you did not just say that!
Booker T: Hey that's my catch phase!
Molly: AHHH!
Goldberg: And that's my catch phase!
Christian: What kind of stupid catch phase is that?
Goldberg: Shut up!
HHH: Shit, I gotta go.
Jeff Hardy: Just hold it.
HHH: No, I really gotta go.
All: JUST HOLD IT!
Randy Orton: Well you shouldn't have drunk three bottles of water.
Kevin Nash: Yeah, especially before a match
HHH: But I always take a piss before my match.
Jericho: Sarcastically What a wonderful routine.
HHH: Shut up and where's the bathroom?
Jeff Hardy: How the hell do I know?
HHH: Don't you know anything about this arena?
Jeff Hardy: Well we're only here once a year!
HHH: So, how am I supposed to go to the bathroom?
Matt Hardy: I don't know. Do I look like a rocket scientist?
HHH: To hell with it. I just gotta go.
Trish: GET AWAY FROM ME!
HHH: Ha ha. Just kidding.
Trish: You're sick, Hunter.
Scott Steiner: Stacy is afraid of the dark.
Stacy: No I'm not!
Kevin Nash: Steiner, a big strong guy like you should not be afraid of the dark.
Scott Steiner: I'm not! Stacy is!
Stacy: No I'm not!
Kane: This is a classic case of transference.
Jericho: Since when is the Big Red Machine an expert on psychology?
Kane: I'm not. It's called logic; something you lack.
Jericho: Shut up!
Bischoff: Everyone be quiet for a minute!
Austin: Shut up Bitchoff! Nobody ever listens to you.
Bischoff: Yes they do!
Austin: What?
Bischoff: They listen!
Austin: What?
Bischoff: They listen!
Austin: What?
Bischoff: THEY LISTEN!
Terri: Who's listening?
Goldberg: I'm not listening.
Chris Benoit: Listening to what?
Bischoff: ARGH!
Lita: I can't see a thing!
: I want my mommy!
Kevin Nash: Who said that?
RVD: I think it was Jericho.
Jericho: Nah, that was just some assclown.
Hurricane: Yeah, an assclown who sounds exactly like Jericho.
Jericho: Shut up assclown!
Trish: Why does he call everyone 'assclown'?
Shawn Michaels: 'Cause he's the assclown and doesn't want people to know it.
Jericho: I am not!
Shawn Michaels: You are too!
Jericho: Am not!
Shawn Michaels: Are too!
Jericho: Am not!
Shawn Michaels: Are too!
Jericho: Am not!
Shawn Michaels: Are too!
Jericho: Am not!
Shawn Michaels: Are too!
Jericho: Am not!
Shawn Michaels: Are too!
Molly: You guys are acting like little kids. Now stop it.
HHH: OW!
click
Test: Well, the lights just went back on.
Stacy: No shit, Sherlock.
Test: Shut up.
The end.
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