*Hermione Granger is in love with Ron Weasley*

Ron Weasley : Mione , don't post that one first !

Fred Weasley : Ronnie did it ? George ! You owe me 5 sickles !

Ginny Weasley : Isn't there any other good guys , Hermione ?

Ron Weasley : Gin , I'm online.

Ginny Weasley : I know.

Ron Weasley : 0_0

Hermione Granger : Ginny , wouldn't you be happy if I get to be your sister in law ?

Ginny Weasley : Oh Merlin , yeah ! Ron's perfect for you !

George Weasley : Proof it , Ickle boy !

*Ron Weasley just posted a new picture : Snogging. Tagged in this picture : Hermione Granger*

Fred Weasley : 0_0. You shouldn't asked him that Georgie.

Molly Weasley : Oh Merlin .. It's so .. Beautiful :*

Ron Weasley : Oh bloody hell , mum ! What are you doing in facebook ?

Draco Malfoy : Weasel and Mudblood. Best couple ever.

Ron Weasley : Thanks Malfoy !

Hermione Granger : Ron , that's a sarcasm

Harry Potter : Hey Ron ! Can a Weasel be with Potty ?

Ron Weasley : You want me ?

Harry Potter : -_-

Hermione Granger : It's Ginny , Ron ! Not you !

Fred Weasley : WHAT ?

George Weasley : Hermione said , Harry wants to be with Ginny ... WHAT ?

Percy Weasley : No one

Bill Weasley : Should touch

Charlie Weasley : Our Ginny

Ron Weasley : Except us !

*Harry Potter just posted a new picture : I touched her lips. Tagged in this picture : Ginny Weasley*

Luna Lovegood : Wow Harry , you love good !

Molly Weasley : It's ... beautiful...

Ginny Weasley : Stop it mum !

Hermione Granger : Harry , you shouldn't have done that.

Harry Potter : Why not ?

*Ron Weasley , Fred Weasley , George Weasley , Bill Weasley , Charlie Weasley , and Percy Weasley just joined the 'Destroy Potter' group*

Harry Potter : That doesn't sound good.

Ginny Weasley : You guys !

*Voldemort just deleted the group 'Destroy Potter'*

Voldemort : No one should destroy Potter but me ! I'm the Dark Lord !

Bill Weasley : Well we are the Red Lords

Voldemort : You proud of those ginger hairs ? Pity.

Ron Weasley : At least we have hair.

Hermione Granger : PWNED.

Edward Cullen : Lol

Harry Potter : Who are you ?

Edward Cullen : Edward. Oh yeah ! You might know me as Cedric !

Cho Chang : Cedric ?

*Cho Chang : I still can't believe , Cedric's alive !*

Edward Cullen : Not really , Cho. I'm a vampire now *sparkle sparkle*

Neville Longbottom : Why would a vampire sparkle ?

Draco Malfoy : Vampires don't usually sparkle

Severus Snape : 100 points from Hufflepuff

Bella Swan : What does it have to do with points ?

Ginny Weasley : What does it have to do with you ?

Bella Swan : I happen to be his girlfriend.

Jacob Black : You are ?

Bella Swan : I can be yours too if you like ..

Edward Cullen : Cho , I think we're getting back together ..

Cho Chang : You serious ?

Sirius Black : I'm telling you I am ! And it's Sirius !

Severus Snape : It's not funny anymore , Black.

Bellatrix Lestrange : Hey Sirius , I thought I killed you.

Molly Weasley : I thought I've killed you too , Bellatrix.

Sirius Black : Oh yeah ! I have an internet connection here in Heaven.

Bellatrix Lestrange : I stole Lily Potter's

Lily Potter : So , it's you who stole it !

James Potter : Lily , I love you , but give me mine back honey.

Alastor Moody : Oi Potter ! Give me mine !

Harry Potter : Sirius ? Mum ? Dad ? Professor ?

Bellatrix Lestrange : Bellatrix ? Come on ! Call Me !

*Lily Potter : Hello , sweetheart.*

Severus Snape : Hello to you too , Lily.

James Potter : Evans , I'm standing behind you.

Lily Potter : I know that Jamie.

James Potter : Let's do the K word.

Lily Potter : My pleasure.

Harry Potter : Is it me or is my mum and dad flirting with each other ?

Ginny Weasley : You want to do it too ?

Harry Potter : Okay. *K*

Ron Weasley : Hermione ..

Hermione Granger : Don't talk , let your lips speak for you.

Severus Snape : Forever Alone :'(

Dolores Umbridge : I'm single.

Severus Snape : Forever Alone :)

*Draco Malfoy : Oi ! Daphne ! Your sister is kind of hot !*

Daphne Greengrass : She is ? Astoria ?

Draco Malfoy : Yeah !

Pansy Parkinson : What about us , Draco ?

Draco Malfoy : We have a thing ?

Ron Weasley : Ouch. That's gotta hurt.

Pansy Parkinson : Shut up , Weasel.

Ron Weasley : I am shutting up. I'm in the library anyway.

*Ron Weasley : Oh Merlin ! I just saw the cutest chick in the library !*

Hermione Granger : Oh Ron .. Stop it.

Ginny Weasley : New couple -.-

Ron Weasley : What Hermione ? I can't help it !

Fred Weasley : One day they're enemies , then best friends , then special friends , then sweethearts.

George Weasley : I look forward to the wedding invitation.

Ron Weasley : It's going to be orange like the Chudley Cannons !

Hermione Granger : No ! Brown as the cover of Hogwarts : a History !

Ron Weasley : Orange !

Hermione Granger : Brown !

Harry Potter : Here they are again.

Arthur Weasley : While they argue , can someone tell me how that muggle plane float ?

Charlie Weasley : Dad , it's uh .. Machine !

*Hermione Granger is single*

*Ron Weasley is single*

Ginny Weasley : Seriously ?

Lavender Brown : Yay !

Viktor Krum : I'm still in Bulgaria if you need me , Her-my-ninny.