*Hermione Granger is in love with Ron Weasley*
Ron Weasley : Mione , don't post that one first !
Fred Weasley : Ronnie did it ? George ! You owe me 5 sickles !
Ginny Weasley : Isn't there any other good guys , Hermione ?
Ron Weasley : Gin , I'm online.
Ginny Weasley : I know.
Ron Weasley : 0_0
Hermione Granger : Ginny , wouldn't you be happy if I get to be your sister in law ?
Ginny Weasley : Oh Merlin , yeah ! Ron's perfect for you !
George Weasley : Proof it , Ickle boy !
*Ron Weasley just posted a new picture : Snogging. Tagged in this picture : Hermione Granger*
Fred Weasley : 0_0. You shouldn't asked him that Georgie.
Molly Weasley : Oh Merlin .. It's so .. Beautiful :*
Ron Weasley : Oh bloody hell , mum ! What are you doing in facebook ?
Draco Malfoy : Weasel and Mudblood. Best couple ever.
Ron Weasley : Thanks Malfoy !
Hermione Granger : Ron , that's a sarcasm
Harry Potter : Hey Ron ! Can a Weasel be with Potty ?
Ron Weasley : You want me ?
Harry Potter : -_-
Hermione Granger : It's Ginny , Ron ! Not you !
Fred Weasley : WHAT ?
George Weasley : Hermione said , Harry wants to be with Ginny ... WHAT ?
Percy Weasley : No one
Bill Weasley : Should touch
Charlie Weasley : Our Ginny
Ron Weasley : Except us !
*Harry Potter just posted a new picture : I touched her lips. Tagged in this picture : Ginny Weasley*
Luna Lovegood : Wow Harry , you love good !
Molly Weasley : It's ... beautiful...
Ginny Weasley : Stop it mum !
Hermione Granger : Harry , you shouldn't have done that.
Harry Potter : Why not ?
*Ron Weasley , Fred Weasley , George Weasley , Bill Weasley , Charlie Weasley , and Percy Weasley just joined the 'Destroy Potter' group*
Harry Potter : That doesn't sound good.
Ginny Weasley : You guys !
*Voldemort just deleted the group 'Destroy Potter'*
Voldemort : No one should destroy Potter but me ! I'm the Dark Lord !
Bill Weasley : Well we are the Red Lords
Voldemort : You proud of those ginger hairs ? Pity.
Ron Weasley : At least we have hair.
Hermione Granger : PWNED.
Edward Cullen : Lol
Harry Potter : Who are you ?
Edward Cullen : Edward. Oh yeah ! You might know me as Cedric !
Cho Chang : Cedric ?
*Cho Chang : I still can't believe , Cedric's alive !*
Edward Cullen : Not really , Cho. I'm a vampire now *sparkle sparkle*
Neville Longbottom : Why would a vampire sparkle ?
Draco Malfoy : Vampires don't usually sparkle
Severus Snape : 100 points from Hufflepuff
Bella Swan : What does it have to do with points ?
Ginny Weasley : What does it have to do with you ?
Bella Swan : I happen to be his girlfriend.
Jacob Black : You are ?
Bella Swan : I can be yours too if you like ..
Edward Cullen : Cho , I think we're getting back together ..
Cho Chang : You serious ?
Sirius Black : I'm telling you I am ! And it's Sirius !
Severus Snape : It's not funny anymore , Black.
Bellatrix Lestrange : Hey Sirius , I thought I killed you.
Molly Weasley : I thought I've killed you too , Bellatrix.
Sirius Black : Oh yeah ! I have an internet connection here in Heaven.
Bellatrix Lestrange : I stole Lily Potter's
Lily Potter : So , it's you who stole it !
James Potter : Lily , I love you , but give me mine back honey.
Alastor Moody : Oi Potter ! Give me mine !
Harry Potter : Sirius ? Mum ? Dad ? Professor ?
Bellatrix Lestrange : Bellatrix ? Come on ! Call Me !
*Lily Potter : Hello , sweetheart.*
Severus Snape : Hello to you too , Lily.
James Potter : Evans , I'm standing behind you.
Lily Potter : I know that Jamie.
James Potter : Let's do the K word.
Lily Potter : My pleasure.
Harry Potter : Is it me or is my mum and dad flirting with each other ?
Ginny Weasley : You want to do it too ?
Harry Potter : Okay. *K*
Ron Weasley : Hermione ..
Hermione Granger : Don't talk , let your lips speak for you.
Severus Snape : Forever Alone :'(
Dolores Umbridge : I'm single.
Severus Snape : Forever Alone :)
*Draco Malfoy : Oi ! Daphne ! Your sister is kind of hot !*
Daphne Greengrass : She is ? Astoria ?
Draco Malfoy : Yeah !
Pansy Parkinson : What about us , Draco ?
Draco Malfoy : We have a thing ?
Ron Weasley : Ouch. That's gotta hurt.
Pansy Parkinson : Shut up , Weasel.
Ron Weasley : I am shutting up. I'm in the library anyway.
*Ron Weasley : Oh Merlin ! I just saw the cutest chick in the library !*
Hermione Granger : Oh Ron .. Stop it.
Ginny Weasley : New couple -.-
Ron Weasley : What Hermione ? I can't help it !
Fred Weasley : One day they're enemies , then best friends , then special friends , then sweethearts.
George Weasley : I look forward to the wedding invitation.
Ron Weasley : It's going to be orange like the Chudley Cannons !
Hermione Granger : No ! Brown as the cover of Hogwarts : a History !
Ron Weasley : Orange !
Hermione Granger : Brown !
Harry Potter : Here they are again.
Arthur Weasley : While they argue , can someone tell me how that muggle plane float ?
Charlie Weasley : Dad , it's uh .. Machine !
*Hermione Granger is single*
*Ron Weasley is single*
Ginny Weasley : Seriously ?
Lavender Brown : Yay !
Viktor Krum : I'm still in Bulgaria if you need me , Her-my-ninny.
