"Hey 'Teazer, can I ask you something?"

The calico striped Queen turned around abruptly, her cheeks flushing slightly pink when her eyes met the dark eyes of Alonzo. She cleared her throat, mentally begging the blush to disappear. She smirked at the black and white Tom.

"Sure 'Lonz. Wot is i'?"

This time, the tall Tom flushed bright red. He looked down at the floor, shuffling his feet.

"Well, I-I just wanted to know…"

Rumpleteazer's heart started to pound against her chest so loudly she thought the Heavyside Layer itself could hear it. She gazed hopefully at Alonzo. Maybe he would finally ask her…maybe he did actually like her.

"Can you tell me how to get Cassandra to go out with me?"

And her heart stopped beating. Literally. Rumpleteazer stared at him for what felt like forever, just waiting for her heart to start again. He hadn't just asked her that…why would he…couldn't he tell…wasn't it obvious? She blinked back the tears that rushed into her eyes, managing a small, forced smile for her friend.

"W-Well 'Lonz, maybe if ya stopped starin' at 'er chest an' ass, she would think ya actually loiked 'er!"

With that, she stormed away, furiously wiping her eyes. Alonzo watched after her, wondering what he had said wrong.

A.N. Alright, so yes, this actually did happen to me. About two months ago. I seem to always fall for the guys who are my best guy friends, and this guy just doesn't get it. I've basically given up on him. But, he's one of my best friends, so I have been helping him try to get this girl go out with him. Damn, it gives me a mini heart attack every time I talk about it…

Anywho please review this!