I OWN NOTHING.

This is going to be a bunch of one shots that are based around songs...i hope it isn't confusing when you start to read it

The italic font are the song lyrics

The bold font is Tori

The regular font with no boldness are italics is Jade

And the bold and italics will be someone else other than Jade or Tori that's talking

hope that makes sense...anyways enjoy and be sure to review :)


Chapter 1: Me vs Maradona vs Elvis

With one or two I get used to the room.

"Hey! give me two shots of Seagrams on the rocks."

We go slow when we first make our moves

"I'm just getting started tonight I'm just scoping the bar that's all."

"Are you sure this is a good idea?"

By five or six bring you out to the car

"I forgot my lighter I'll be right back."

"By any chance do you know that girl that just stumbled outta of here?"

Number nine with my head on the bar and it's sad but true out of cash and I.O.U's

"Give me one more…I'm out of here…just put it on my tab you know I'm good for it."

I got desperate desires and unadmirable plans.

"Name's Jade…got any plans tonight?...if not you want to come over to my place?"

"Tori…"

My tongue will taste of gin and malicious intent.

"Mhmm come on my place is like ten minutes from here.

"Wait I have to tell my friends where I'm going first."

Bring you back to the bar. Get you out of the cold.

"Just letting you know I meet a friend I'm spending the night at her house."

My Sober straight face gets you out of your clothes

"That feels sooo good."

"Take your shirt off."

And they're scared that we know all the crimes they'll commit, who they'll kiss before they get home

"I hope Tori's all right."

"She's a big girl I'm sure she will be fine."

"I don't know she seemed pretty drunk and we just let her go off with that random girl."

"We'll call her in the morning…come on lets head home."

I will lie awake, lies for fun and fake the way I hold you, let you fall for every empty word I say.

"You're so fucking beautiful Tori…I swear I'll make you feel good."

Barely conscious in the door where you stand. Your eyes are fighting sleep while your mouth makes your demands.

"Where's the bed…I just wanna lie down for a bit…come over here and take my jeans off NOW!"

You laugh at every word trying hard to be cute.

"Your wishes are my demands…anything else you want me to take off?"

"Do whatever you want."

I almost feel sorry for what I'm gonna do.

"Jesus Jade holy shit fuck me."

And your smells of smoke who will the cast the first stone, you can sin or spend the night all alone.

"Scream my name, tell me you love it, and tell me you need me."

"I want you fuuuk I need it I'm gonna cumm OHH FUUCK!"

Brass buttons on your coat hold the coldIn the shape of a heart that they cut out of stone.

"Ok get up and leave I have work in the morning here are your clothes."

"Wh-what?"

You're using all your looks that you've thrown from the start. If you let me have my way I swear I'll tear you apart

"You can't just kick me out…YOU FUCKING USED ME"

"This was just a one night stand I thought you knew that…now please get out I need some sleep."

Cause it's all you can be. You're a drunk and you're scared.

"That makes girl number 88…fuck it who need commitment so they can up and leave me any moment fuck that I make the rules."

Its ladies night, all the girls drink for free

8 HOURS EAILER

"Come you know I really don't like alcohol."

"Aw come on Tori it won't be that bad and besides you won't have to pay for your own drinks…Beck's paying."

"I guess you're right Cat what's the worst that can happen?"

"That's the spirit…now let's go Beck is waiting."

I will lie awake lie for fun and fake the way I hold you, let you fall for every empty word I say

15 HOURS EAILER

"Get your shit and get out this meant nothing it was just meaningless sex that's all."

I will lie awake lie for fun and fake the way I hold you let you fall for every empty word I say.

27 HOURS EAILER

"Ok you need to get the fuck out I have work in the morning it was fun and all but like I said you need to go I will call you."

I will lie awake and lie for fun and fake the way I hold you let you fall for every empty word I say.


That was the first chapter let me know what you think.

I know Jade was a bitch but she's not going to be like that all the time it just fitted for the song I'm aiming to do like 20-25 of these depending on how i feel about it..but please let me know what you think.