"Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I together."
"So, how many times did you fail kindergarten?"
(L scrunches up his nose cutely)
"Are your legs tired? 'Cause you've been running through my mind ALL day long."
"Yes, they are. I've been running away from you!"
(Light smirks victoriously)
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?"
"Yeah. Why don't you walk by and just keep walking!"
(L pouts)
"Are you lost? 'Cause it's so strange to see an angel so far from heaven."
"How many times have you been to heaven, anyway?"
(Light puts on an obviously fake questioning look)
"I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips."
"I don't mind where you die... as long as you do!"
(L murmurs, "5% up, Kira-kun". Light shoots him a dirty look)
"What's that in your eye? Oh...it's a sparkle."
"What are you on? Crack or cocaine?"
(Both are getting tired of the game)
"If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen."
"So, that's your problem... simple algebra!"
(Both are happy they found the 'problem'. Thus, game ends.)
Author and Readers: WTF!
Author: Yes, I have absolutely NO idea what I was thinking when I wrote this…
