LOKI THE TWO-FACED JOTUN
Lyrics by Sonic Stratagem. (Original song: "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer").
You know Hogun and Odin, and Fandral and Sif and
Heimdall and Freya, and Volstagg and Frigga
But do you recall
The god of lies, the destroyer of all?
Loki the two-faced Jotun
Was of very tiny size
Born in the land of giants
A shame for both his parents' eyes
All of the other Jotuns
Used to laugh and call him lame
They never let poor Loki
Join in any ice-scapades
Then one frosty Thursday night
Laufey came to say:
"Loki, you're no son of mine,
So get lost where the sun don't shine!"
"I'm taking you to Asgard!"
Odin shouted out with glee
"Loki the two-faced Jotun,
Welcome to the family!"
Loki the two-faced Jotun
Quickly learnt to change his shape
Raised in the realm of Asgard
Everybody thought him strange
All of the Asgard people
Used to laugh and call him freak
They never told poor Loki
The reason he was so unique
Then on coronation day
He let the giants in
"Stop my brother's ceremony,
Break into the armory!"
Then how the Jotuns loved him
As they shouted out with glee:
"Wepee!
Loki the two-faced Jotun,
The traitor of the deities!"
