The Doctor's On Facebook!
Once apon a time there was a man with a strange blue box that could travel anywhere in time and space. The box was called a TARDIS and at first looked to me as a porta potty, but I know otherwise now. (although still stubborn when debating with my sister) This is the story of when the Doctor got a Facebook, added all his companions, etc. and started chatting to them. Let's get started!
(Facebook Chat: The Doctor & Amy)
Doctor: Hello, Amy!
Amy: Doctor? Since when did you get a Facebook?
Doctor: Since, now smart one! Can't a man do normal man things?
Amy: Not when the man's you…
Doctor: Ha, well laugh it up now because I have got some work to do with the TARDIS soon!
Amy: Gotcha… anyways, how's it been travelling "alone" for a while?
Doctor: Great… Great… did River tell you the news?
Amy: Yes… quite shocking, but I'd rather we'd change the subject. There's a question I've been meaning to ask you for a while.
Doctor: And What's That?
Amy: Why do you like Fish Fingers and Custard?
Doctor: I should ask how you DON'T! It tastes so AMAZING!
Amy: Yeah… no. I'm sorry Doctor, but that's extremely gross.
Doctor: Just too stubborn to try them, I presume?
Amy: Sure. Strangely I'm not afraid to admit I don't want to try fish fingers and custard…
Doctor: Sounds Wonderful, Amy. By the way, how's my favorite Roman doing?
Amy: …
Doctor: Sounds Great! Tell him I said hi!
Amy: Will do, Doctor.
Doctor: Great! And did you know that there's a black and white striped fez where I am?
-Amy Pond has gone offline-
Doctor: That's rude.
The Doctor: Enjoying my new fez and my fish fingers!
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Amy: Should I even start?
Doctor: Start what?
Rory: Doctor, I'd stop if I were you…
Jack Harkness: It's fun saying Raxacoricofallapatorius!
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The Doctor: I'm surprised you can finally pronounce the name!
Rose Tyler: Or even SPELL it!
Jack Harkness: Aww, be nice guys!
Rose Tyler: Fine…
The Doctor: Did you know Torchwood was an anagram of Doctor Who? It's quite fascinating!
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PLEASE GIVE ME SOME REVIEWS AND TIPS AND STUFF SO I CAN BE FUNNIER AND DO BETTER! THANKS!
