The Doctor's On Facebook!

Once apon a time there was a man with a strange blue box that could travel anywhere in time and space. The box was called a TARDIS and at first looked to me as a porta potty, but I know otherwise now. (although still stubborn when debating with my sister) This is the story of when the Doctor got a Facebook, added all his companions, etc. and started chatting to them. Let's get started!

(Facebook Chat: The Doctor & Amy)

Doctor: Hello, Amy!

Amy: Doctor? Since when did you get a Facebook?

Doctor: Since, now smart one! Can't a man do normal man things?

Amy: Not when the man's you…

Doctor: Ha, well laugh it up now because I have got some work to do with the TARDIS soon!

Amy: Gotcha… anyways, how's it been travelling "alone" for a while?

Doctor: Great… Great… did River tell you the news?

Amy: Yes… quite shocking, but I'd rather we'd change the subject. There's a question I've been meaning to ask you for a while.

Doctor: And What's That?

Amy: Why do you like Fish Fingers and Custard?

Doctor: I should ask how you DON'T! It tastes so AMAZING!

Amy: Yeah… no. I'm sorry Doctor, but that's extremely gross.

Doctor: Just too stubborn to try them, I presume?

Amy: Sure. Strangely I'm not afraid to admit I don't want to try fish fingers and custard…

Doctor: Sounds Wonderful, Amy. By the way, how's my favorite Roman doing?

Amy: …

Doctor: Sounds Great! Tell him I said hi!

Amy: Will do, Doctor.

Doctor: Great! And did you know that there's a black and white striped fez where I am?

-Amy Pond has gone offline-

Doctor: That's rude.


The Doctor: Enjoying my new fez and my fish fingers!

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Amy: Should I even start?

Doctor: Start what?

Rory: Doctor, I'd stop if I were you…


Jack Harkness: It's fun saying Raxacoricofallapatorius!

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The Doctor: I'm surprised you can finally pronounce the name!

Rose Tyler: Or even SPELL it!

Jack Harkness: Aww, be nice guys!

Rose Tyler: Fine…


The Doctor: Did you know Torchwood was an anagram of Doctor Who? It's quite fascinating!

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PLEASE GIVE ME SOME REVIEWS AND TIPS AND STUFF SO I CAN BE FUNNIER AND DO BETTER! THANKS!