Disclaimer: I do not and will never own any of the J.R.R. Tolkien's works of art! I do not own the Lord of the Rings trilogy.
Chapter One: Bilbo's Birthday
" Good morning to me," said Frodo of the Shire with a yawn, "What a wonderful day!!"
So Frodo got out of bed and put on his bunny slippers. As Frodo put his slippers on, he did not know that the slippers were nailed to the ground.
"I wonder why I can't move?" said Frodo in a puzzled way, "I just won't wear my slippers today then. Ooooo what is that smell?"
Then Frodo skipped down the stairs and into the kitchen to see Bilbo(Frodo's boyfriend) making bacon and eggs.
"Hey baby," said Bilbo as he kissed Frodo on the cheek.
"Happy birthday Bobear," whispered Frodo into Bilbo's ear.
Today is Bilbo's 111 Birthday. Which meant there will be a huge party.
"Please show me your invitation before you come inside," said grumpy, old Gandalf, "then go to your assigned table."
As the people crowded in, the firework show started. Everyone was eating, dancing, and watching the fireworks.
"Speech! Speech Bilbo!" yelled the crowd.
"Alright, alright," answered Bilbo, "I'll make it short. My dear family. I have been alive for 111 years and the only person who was there with me for half that time was my dear Frodo. Frodo please come up here."
Frodo got up and walked to the stage. When he arrived, Bilbo was on kneeling on one knee and held out a box.
"Frodo," started Bilbo, " I have been alive for 111 years and I have not met anyone like you. So Frodo will you marry me?"
As he said that he opened the box which held a golden ring. When Gandalf saw this, he jumped up.
"I know that ring from somewhere." whispered Gandalf.
"Yes!" exclaimed Frodo and he helped Bilbo up and hugged and kissed him.
"Stop, wait!" yelled Bilbo while Frodo tried to put on the ring.
"What is your problem Bobear?" asked Frodo confused, "Why can't I wear the beautiful ring you gave me?"
"Well… lets not wear the ring why don't you wear it on your neck. Here is a chain for the ring." said Bilbo and gave Frodo the chain.
"Um ok whatever you want." Said Frodo still confused.
"LETS CELEBRATE!!" yelled Merry and Pippen(who are life partners).
Then everybody started up the party again, but with more ale and fireworks. This day(as the hobbits say) was the "best day ever!"
