SilverRogue: This is a songfic for the song "It Never Would Have Worked Out
Anyway." It's written from Pietro's POV. If you review at least one of my
fics, I'll review at least one of your fics (providing that they're X-men:
Evolution related) Okay! On with the fic!
Lance lighten up! Where's your sense of humor?
They're just tiny little rumors
That we started 'cause we're lookin' out for you
Oh settle down, there's nothing you can't tell us
And I'm sure those other fellas
Never once believed the lies we told were true
.
Like the time Fred told Kitty that you weren't always a guy
And when Tabby told her that you learn ballet at the Y.
Even if we are responsible for scaring her away
You really ought to thank us, we were doin' you a favor
'Cause it never woulda worked out anyway.
.
Oh can't you see, the reason that we're doin'
All the crazy things we're doin'.
Is because we really hate that evil girl.
And I'll admit we go a little farther
Than we know we probably oughta.
But it's all because we need you in our world.
.
Like the time Todd told Scott Summers that you spent a year in jail
And Evan Daniels that you always like to hang out at cheap motels.
Even if we're responsible for scaring Kitty away
You really ought to thank us, we were doin' you a favor
'Cause it never woulda worked out anyway.
.
I can't stand the thought of you being X-Geek filth
I know we've gone overboard but we can't help ourselves
.
Like the time I told old Rogue-girl you liked to beat up little kids
And you stalked half the dancers at the strip joint on the ridge
Even if I'm responsible for scaring Kitty away
You really ought to thank me, I was doin' you a favor
'Cause it never woulda worked out anyway
.
It's all because we don't trust her and you can't stop thinkin' of her.
And it's never gonna work out anyway
.
Lance lighten up! Where's your sense of humor?
They're just tiny little rumors
That we started 'cause we're lookin' out for you
Oh settle down, there's nothing you can't tell us
And I'm sure those other fellas
Never once believed the lies we told were true
.
Like the time Fred told Kitty that you weren't always a guy
And when Tabby told her that you learn ballet at the Y.
Even if we are responsible for scaring her away
You really ought to thank us, we were doin' you a favor
'Cause it never woulda worked out anyway.
.
Oh can't you see, the reason that we're doin'
All the crazy things we're doin'.
Is because we really hate that evil girl.
And I'll admit we go a little farther
Than we know we probably oughta.
But it's all because we need you in our world.
.
Like the time Todd told Scott Summers that you spent a year in jail
And Evan Daniels that you always like to hang out at cheap motels.
Even if we're responsible for scaring Kitty away
You really ought to thank us, we were doin' you a favor
'Cause it never woulda worked out anyway.
.
I can't stand the thought of you being X-Geek filth
I know we've gone overboard but we can't help ourselves
.
Like the time I told old Rogue-girl you liked to beat up little kids
And you stalked half the dancers at the strip joint on the ridge
Even if I'm responsible for scaring Kitty away
You really ought to thank me, I was doin' you a favor
'Cause it never woulda worked out anyway
.
It's all because we don't trust her and you can't stop thinkin' of her.
And it's never gonna work out anyway
.
