~The Secret Life of Mangi~
Chapter 1-Mangi and Talon's Divorce
Once upon a time Mangi and Talon were married. They lived together happily on a farm in Hyrule called the Lon Lon ranch. Mangi and Talon owned many horses, chickens, and pigs (which was Mangi's favorite). Well one day a young man came to the farm to ask talon a favor, this person had blonde hair, blue eyes, and a green hat. Mangi, who was sitting in the barn, looked out the window and saw him. She immediately fell in love with him but didn't tell any one. One morning while talon was making Mangi breakfast in bed, Mangi called out to Talon, "honey! Who was that man who stopped by yesterday?" "Oh, his name was Link, he wanted a horse, so I gave him one." "Oh ok" soon later, Mangi became obsessed and wrote the name Link all over herself as a ritual to prove her love, when one night, while picking out a movie to watch with Talon, Mangi insisted that they watched a movie that had to deal with either Germans, hot dog links, or elves. Talon was confused but didn't bother asking. The next day, it got real bad, when Mangi went down to the science lab of genetics to get a blood test sample and see if she was German................. She wasn't. A week later talon asked Mangi what was with her obsession with Germans, and she screamed "NOTHING TALON JUS LEAVE ME ALONE," Talon ran to his room crying. Mangi went into the kitchen and doodled on a piece of paper, she wrote the name Link and drew a stick figure with funny clothes on and hung it on the refrigerator. A month later while talking to Talon Mangi said "wow this sunrise is really beautiful, I think we should invite that kid over, what was his name, Mr. like, "it was Link Mangi" oh yea him. So link came for breakfast, Mangi followed him around all day and wouldn't leave him alone till finally she reached over the table grabbed Link with a tight grip and said ...................... meep. Link was puzzled so he went home and never came back. Mangi found her obsession to be getting worse so she divorced Talon because Link wouldn't go over there any more and she married Mikey, but ONLY BECAUSE LINK WENT OVER MIKEYS HOUSE. Mangi did not want Link to recognize her so she dyed her hair red and cut it (now you know why she really did it)
Chapter 1-Mangi and Talon's Divorce
Once upon a time Mangi and Talon were married. They lived together happily on a farm in Hyrule called the Lon Lon ranch. Mangi and Talon owned many horses, chickens, and pigs (which was Mangi's favorite). Well one day a young man came to the farm to ask talon a favor, this person had blonde hair, blue eyes, and a green hat. Mangi, who was sitting in the barn, looked out the window and saw him. She immediately fell in love with him but didn't tell any one. One morning while talon was making Mangi breakfast in bed, Mangi called out to Talon, "honey! Who was that man who stopped by yesterday?" "Oh, his name was Link, he wanted a horse, so I gave him one." "Oh ok" soon later, Mangi became obsessed and wrote the name Link all over herself as a ritual to prove her love, when one night, while picking out a movie to watch with Talon, Mangi insisted that they watched a movie that had to deal with either Germans, hot dog links, or elves. Talon was confused but didn't bother asking. The next day, it got real bad, when Mangi went down to the science lab of genetics to get a blood test sample and see if she was German................. She wasn't. A week later talon asked Mangi what was with her obsession with Germans, and she screamed "NOTHING TALON JUS LEAVE ME ALONE," Talon ran to his room crying. Mangi went into the kitchen and doodled on a piece of paper, she wrote the name Link and drew a stick figure with funny clothes on and hung it on the refrigerator. A month later while talking to Talon Mangi said "wow this sunrise is really beautiful, I think we should invite that kid over, what was his name, Mr. like, "it was Link Mangi" oh yea him. So link came for breakfast, Mangi followed him around all day and wouldn't leave him alone till finally she reached over the table grabbed Link with a tight grip and said ...................... meep. Link was puzzled so he went home and never came back. Mangi found her obsession to be getting worse so she divorced Talon because Link wouldn't go over there any more and she married Mikey, but ONLY BECAUSE LINK WENT OVER MIKEYS HOUSE. Mangi did not want Link to recognize her so she dyed her hair red and cut it (now you know why she really did it)
