Disclaimer: I don't own Luanshi Sanguo, Sanguo Qunying Online, Dynasty Warriors Online, ROT3K Online, Chi Bi Online. They're all owned by Koei, Weaver entertainment, Perfect World and Userjoy.

A/N: Well, I've been taking a break from fanfiction and playing Dynasty Warriors Online. The game is a mix of Dynasty Warriors 5 Empires and Xtreme Legends Xtreme mode plus the Destiny mode elements. I'm PFlash in the game serving Liu Bei's army. This fic is a story taking place in the adventures at the Koei Building and in our timeline. No longer a one shot. I got my new PC this month and will soon get a flash memory to transfer my stuff into the new PC.

Dynasty Warriors/Samurai Warriors: Get Along or Not


The Koei building…

Months after Zhao Yun quits being Koei's poster boy, he hasn't return to any meetings. So everyone went their own ways on working with the Samurai Warriors with Yukimura Sanada as the new poster boy and leader of the Koei warriors.

"I don't know if it's my place to say this, but I have arranged you all in this meeting to discuss online gaming. Well, there's online play on Samurai Warriors 2 Xbox live and my fans enjoy the privilege of playing me against other players," Yukimura smiled.

"Who cares…." Zhang Fei thought hiding a yawn.

"That's wonderful, Yukie," Xing Cai said.

"Heh…." Nobunaga stare at the so called 'poster boy'. He may have made a fool out of Ieyasu, but the Oda OWNS the Takeda thanks to that fool Takeda Katsuyori.

Can the Chinese and Japanese get along?

"Get on with it. We're talking about online gaming and you're the one bringing up your game that includes online play, while our game doesn't have any online play," Xiahou Dun crosses his arms and stare at the 'leader'.

"It can't be helped. You know, Koei is founded in Japan, so we're the first to get online gaming…." Yukimura didn't finish as Cao Cao cut him.

"We know Koei is Japanese…." Cao Cao rolleyed.

"And they made you a clone out of me, hahahaha!" Nobunaga laughed.

"Look who's talking as "the clone"; you're a bigger maniac while I respect and care of my officers," Cao Cao said.

"Xun Yu, Cui Yan, Fu Wan…." Sima Yi brings up the three Han loyalist Cao Cao didn't mention as officers he cares.

"Shut up…" Cao Cao sighed.

"They're no different," Keiji said.

"You can say that again," Magoichi nodded.

"I have a question, why am I having the same personality as this dreadful psychopath?" the man who was slandered as a war criminal after the defeat at Sekigahara, Ishida Mitsunari, pointed his fan at Cao Pi.

"……" Cao Pi glared at Mitsunari who pointed the fan on his face.

"Because you forced me to commit suicide, you sick bastard!" Tama aka Gracia Hosokawa glared at the Western Army leader.

"Don't take the blame at me! It's your husband's fault for siding with the Tokugawa! You do realize it's the law of the samurai," Mitsunari urged.

"I'm a Christian and I don't see the samurai law relevant to equality," Gracia scoffed.

"So, samurai women are pointless even in Sengoku era…." Zhen Ji grinned.

"Blah, Christianity…." Hideoyoshi scoffed.

Ieyasu shakes his head muttering that Christianity is barbaric religion and disrespecting the samurai.

"Christianity…" Zhuge Liang wondered what kind of religion is it.

"Can we get back into the discussion? It's not all about Japanese, you guys got your own online game Dynasty Warriors Online," Yukimura said back on topic.

"While the game is available in Japanese, Chinese, and Korean, Koei has no plans to make an English version of the game yet," Zhou Yu said.

"There will be an English version soon. Trust Koei everyone, they love their international fans more than us," Yukimura shrugged.

Nobunaga slips his sake while Saito Noh rubbing his shoulders. This is great, to have the Sanguo weaklings below the great Sengoku legends due to the history limitations of the two eras. Sengoku made Nobunaga a cult for enlighten western culture into Japan…by force.

"Oh the Japanese are so great, Samurai, Ninja, and what do we have, damn communism…" Zhang Fei muttered.

"Zhang Fei, enough…" Liu Bei said.

"But, brother, I'm tired of hearing these guys saying they're the "Best", they're so great, and they got a great culture, while ours were crap because of a number of crappy dynasties after the Han dynasty. Hell, I doubt Tadakatsu is as strong as his men babbled. Hey you reindeer man, how about another round?!" Zhang Fei pointed his pike at Honda Tadakatsu.

"Why should I fight you for no reason?" Tadakatsu asked.

"One, who fights without reason, lacks discipline…" Hattori Hanzo stated.

"Zhang Fei, cut it out!" Guan Yu scolded.

"Dad…" Xing Cai frowned. She's embarrassed to have a bash father, but Yukimura chuckled to cheer her up.

"Alright, alright, this meeting still sucks without 'him'," Zhang Fei grumbled.

"We'll have to do without 'him' Brother Fei," Guan Yu said.

"Great Japan, tell me how crappy is the Ming and Qing dynasties while we were still dead?" Zhang Fei asked.

"Ha! Ming were lucky to have allied themselves with Chousen(Koreans) while we're still kicking both of their butts if it wasn't for that Yi Soon Shin…" Hideyoshi said.

"So, Ming really does suck…" Zhang Fei nodded.

"What happened to my Jin dynasty?" Sima Yi crossed his arms waiting for anyone to answer his question of the Sima family founded dynasty.

"Who gives a damn about Jin Dynasty, traitor…?" Cao Pi glared at his once trusted advisor.

"Ahh…do not forget, that I helped your pitiful dynasty for fallen," Sima Yi waved his fan arrogantly.

"I think three kingdoms suck," Toshiie yawned.

"And people are still talking about it, Kenshin and I love Chinese culture," Shingen said.

"Sigh, if only the Uesugi and Takeda were on Shu in Musou Orochi…" Liu Bei thought.

"Both of you waste so much time trying to unify Japan when I'm still the man of the Sengoku era. Your boy Yoshimoto was the one who could have unified Japan had you buffoons stop fighting each other!" Nobunaga said and now he presents an online game where he's the REAL poster boy of Sengoku.

"What's that?" Lu Xun pointed at the game.

"It's Nobunaga's Ambition Online! I present it to you all; this is the online version of my game. The real Sengoku game, not that Samurai Warriors trash where I had to be a clone of that man right there, this Cao Cao," Nobunaga glared at his clone.

"Very impressive…," Cao Cao said.

"You should be…" Nobunaga smirked.

"I have a game of my own, Chibi Online!" Zhou Yu show another three kingdoms online game based on the John Woo's Battle of Red Cliffs movie.

"Zhouie's game!" Xiao Qiao cheered.

"Chi Bi is our game, Gongjin…" Zhuge Liang coughed.

"You were NEVER in the battle, that was the novel. I'm tired of having my spotlight, my personality, and everything ruined by you," Zhou Yu snarled.

"So, Shu and Wu have their own idiots who continue to fight each other thus lacking to unify China," Nobunaga pointed at the two great minds.

"And I'm the one who establish a foothold for the unification of China," Sima Yi smiled.

"By corrupting the Cao government…" Cao Pi added.

"What else did Sima Yi did while I was still dead?!" Cao Cao look shocked when Cao Pi label it as 'corrupting'.

"Cao Shuang was incompetent and so was your son and grandchildren," Sima Yi said.

"I hate to say this, but I agree with Sima Yi. I had goosebumps working with Cao Shuang's father, Cao Zhen," Zhang He nodded.

"Traitors…." Cao Pi said.

"Don't care if Cao Rui was incompetent. I want nothing to do with Pi's ambitions anymore," Zhen Ji yawned.

"Like I said, the three kingdoms era suck," Toshiie again said.

"Three countries fighting around for a lost cause, manipulating the people in Han China fill with hypocrites and egomaniacs," Sakon rubbed his chin.

"Hahahahaha, the chaos!!" Kotaro praised.

"Apathy…." Hanzo countered.

"Carnage!!" Kotaro back up.

"Sadism…" Hanzo shook his head.

"Wreck havoc!!" Kotaro said back.

"Famine…." Hanzo glared at his sick rival of the Hojo.

"Why feed the weak when you can spat all that blood surrounding the strong in the battlefield?" Kotaro said.

"All for Cao Cao's bloodlust…" Liu Bei whimpered.

"Look who's talking about bloodlust, hypocrite," Sun Quan shook his head.

"You killed Guan Yu!" Liu Bei growled.

"It was Pan Zhang and we didn't really want Guan Yu dead, just Jing Nan," Sun Quan sighed.

Zhuge Liang and Zhou Yu on the other Wu vs Shu argument continue to fight for the rights owning The Battle of Chi Bi.

"Truly, the Three Kingdoms is better off a legend that never happened than being actual history of a crippled country now governed by commies," Nene said.

"Hahahahahaha, I told you Nene, we should have won the Conquest for Ming! That stupid Yi Soon Shin!" Hideyoshi laughed. He's second of the unifiers, yet failure of total Asian Conquest.

"Does the Three Kingdoms era have Kemari?" Yoshimoto asked.

"What a stupid question from a lord. Why is he still here?" Yuan Shao pointed at the Imagawa clan leader.

"Because both of you are alike, numbskull," Cao Cao said.

"What?! I don't know about this Kemari he's speaking of and you're comparing me to that...ugly gentleman!" Yuan Shao gets off his chair and argues with Cao Cao who was once his officer.

"What's Kemari?" Guan Ping whispered to Ina.

"Just some stupid ball game, it gets boring after a few minutes. Nothing as fun as archery," Ina explained.

"Oh, I'll stick to Go then," Guan Ping said.

"No, all Chinese should learn to play Kemari!" Yoshimoto shouted.

"Father in law, nobody wants to play that boring game," Ieyasu said.

"Boring? Kemari isn't boring, Ieyasu, you know my daughter loves it!" Yoshimoto scold.

"Whatever…" Ieyasu sighed.

"I can't think of anything else to discuss. Guess that's all the online three kingdoms games that are mention in this meeting," Yukimura said.

"You forgot Luanshi Sanguo and Sanguo Qunying Online," Pang Tong said.

"Oh, those other games made by the Chinese. While Chi Bi Online has a higher chance making an English version because it's made by the company doing Perfect World International, Luanshi Sanguo and Sanguo Qunying remain in Asia with no English language," Yukimura said.

"So, all the online games focus mainly in the Asian market. Koei continues to dominate the rest of the world, yet Dynasty Warriors Online isn't in English yet," Lu Meng nodded.

"More three kingdoms mmorpgs are being made over there," Taishi Ci said.

"Sengoku is still better. We got another kickass game Sengoku Basara!" Masamune reveals the copy of Sengoku Basara X on PS2 with him and Yukimura.

"Yoshi!" Hideoyoshi praised.

"Heh…another gold for our Japanese history made by Capcom, one of the greatest video game companies in the world," Nobunaga raise his arms victorious.

"The Japanese have officially taken over the meeting…." Zhang Fei muttered.

"You should know, without us, you and your Dynasty Warriors wouldn't be this popular. Thanks to Koei, they're the most dominate company on three kingdoms based games. Some just label Koei the best. So accept it, Zhang Fei," Tadakatsu said.

"Yeah yeah, Reindeer man," Zhang Fei annoyed.

"Nobunaga's Ambition was the first thing Koei did. My game…" Nobunaga stated.

"Does this man always to sound so crypt….?" Sun Shang Xiang asked.

"Why am I a clone of him again?" Cao Cao asked to Xiahou Dun, but Yuanrang is staring at his own clone, Date Masamune.

"What are you looking at?" Masamune glared at Xiahou Dun.

"Don't tell me, you lose your eye in the battlefield," Xiahou Dun said.

"What?! I suffer an illness from losing it dumbass," Masamune pointed his gun at Xiahou Dun's eye patch.

"You don't want to see his attitude…" Kanetsugu warned.

"Tell me about it. He doesn't fight with honor and justice?" Ma Chao asked.

"Fame and money," Keiji answered.

"He always takes the winning side for gain," Sakon said.

"Coward…." Xing Cai looked away from the Date heir. She doesn't like him.

"He's my greatest rival," Yukimura scratches his head nervously.

"I thought I'm your greatest rival, Nobushige," Ieyasu looked at his last great opponent (minus Hideyori).

"Ugh, and little bro…" Zhang Fei was cut short by Liu Bei.

"Zhang Fei, not another word mentioning 'him'," Liu Bei warned.

"So, Ieyasu wrote a book about Yukimura, I get it!" Zhang Fei crossed his arms.

"There are three unifiers of Japan out of many daimyos. I can imagine China with daimyos," Sun Jian said.

"But there are so many Han loyalist in Han China father. I'm the one who is independent. Does that count?" Sun Ce asked.

"A daimyo is the lord of a fief. It's different to a warlord like you who conquers a province governed by Han officials. Do not compare that to our era Wu traitors," Zhuge Liang said.

"How do you know what a Daimyo is, Kongming? You're not Japanese," Zhou Yu asked.

"The Chi Bi movie made a Japanese actor play my role. He spoke Chinese very well though," Zhuge Liang smiled.

"If little brother wasn't a Han loyalist, he could kick Yuan Shao's ass as a Daimyo and marry Zhen Ji," Zhang Fei snickered as he thought.

"A Daimyo…hmm, that would make things more interesting if my mother lets Zilong take Zhongshan as a part of his fief in Changshan and I shall marry him instead of Yuan Xi," Zhen Ji thought the same.

"If we win at Sekigahara, Mitsunari, Kanetsugu, Keiji, Sakon, Yoshihiro, Ginchiyo, and I will be daimyos while Hideyori becomes Shogun," Yukimura said.

"Woopee freakin doo….ow!" Zhang Fei mocked.

Xing Cai elbowed her father.

"Please ignore Yide, he just don't like Yukimura as the poster boy," Guan Yu said.

"Hahahahah, Yukimura…the Poster boy. He's lucky to have got himself out of being a ronin when you Western Army losers lost everything. Too bad, Yukimura as a Daimyo will never happen as long as his corpse rots in Ieyasu's main camp. He's just some ronin who doesn't have a real ambition other than you know, Yukie, claiming to be the Strongest Samurai in Japan," Masamune laughed.

"It's a fact that I am the Strongest Samurai in Japan facing your overwhelming odds…" Yukimura said.

"My mutual fiend, you haven't fought Tadakatsu to claim that title yet," Masamune grinned.

"Masamune, keep your big mouth shut. You already disappointed me at the Osaka campaign losing to him," Ieyasu ordered.

"Interesting, Masamune and Yukimura…tell me more about the Osaka Campaign?" Cao Pi asked Mitsunari.

"I was dead before that happened…." Ishida lord smacked his head depressed.

"Western Army…. No wonder I was right about not siding with them losers," Masamune stared at Yukimura.

"Everybody respects Yukimura's death and that's why he truly represents the Way of Samurai. A samurai's death is the most important part of the culture," Katsuie said.

"Dying pointlessly..." Masamune muttered.

"If you're mocking a samurai's death, then you don't deserve the privilege to be called a samurai…." Katsuie closed his eyes.

"Damn, well he got Oichi, so he does have a point with both of them dying together. Hey, I don't see Oichi around the meeting," Hideyoshi scanned for his dreamgirl.

"She was here moments ago. I don't know where she had gone after the meeting started," Zhen Ji said.

"Awww…." Hideoyoshi twitched his lip and looked down the table sad.

"You know you can never have Oichi, monkey," Nene said.

"Crap!! I knew her since she was a kid!!" Hideyoshi whined.

"She never liked you the first place monkey and it was I she loved…" Katsuie said.

"You're way older than her, duh. Because you act as a warrior and are closes to the Oda family before you turn against Nobunaga with his brother for the succession," Hideyoshi crossed his arms and waved his hand at Katsuie.

"To be honest with you both, she loves Nagamasa," Noh said.

"HAHAHAHAHAHA! That…that loser!! Too bad, even he isn't in this meeting," Hideoyoshi scanned for the Ashikaga shogunate loyalist.

"Well, I was going to ask him to join, but he utterly refused," Yukimura said.

"Hahahahaahah!"

"It's good he didn't come into this meeting. He's the only fool we don't give a damn, even if he betrayed me, he's a fool to remain loyalty to a dead shogunate and continue to oppose me. That leaves Kenshin. You're the one who truly beat me," Nobunaga glance at his rival Kenshin.

"You are insufferable to Buddha, Nobunaga and the gods disperse you…" Kenshin said.

"Heh, the gods, you're a funny man Usugi," Nobunaga chuckled.

"It's not meant to be funny, tyrant," Kenshin scowled. He'll never forget what Nobunaga had done to the innocent people at a Buddhist district.

"There's two people candidate for the poster boy of Samurai Warriors, Nobunaga Oda and Yukimura Sanada. But Japan has so much love for Yukimura and Nobunaga was dispersed by the samurai code all those who honor it. But Nobunaga seems like an amazing ruler who could have lived to conquer Korea and China had Hideyoshi not disappoint his legacy," Zuo Ci said

"If I pick one of the two, Yukimura is the best pick. Everyone agrees," Kuniochi said.

"Hmm, but Nobunaga did so much to have the Japanese adopt western customs and he made new formations in gun warfare and naval combat let alone his political influence," Zuo Ci tapped his card on his right hand.

"So that ends the meeting. Hope we can all get along….I own it to Zhao Yun," Yukimura said.

"You own nothing to little brother, I fail to see why you're better than him," Zhang Fei yawned.

"Erm…my fans said that. I swear I never thought I was better than Zilong. My animes, my shrine, the mangas and history…." Yukimura shuddered. Sweat is coming out of his head when Zhang Fei pointed his pike at him.

"Oh you have your own anime!?" Xing Cai look shocked.

"At least, I'm better than Lu Bu," Keiji said.

"Nobody better than Lu Bu," Lu Bu stood up face to face with Keiji.

"Wanna bet, Feng Xian?" Keiji grinned.

"Do you think he can challenge Lu Bu?" Okuni whispered to Diao Chan.

"We'll have to see it to believe it. Lu Bu never loss a duel," Diao Chan said.

Meanwhile Zhao Yun's house…

"Amazing!" Yoshihiro jumped up satisfied.

"We've beat the game. Shin Orochi a cheap pup," Huang Zhong flexed his muscles and dropped the PS 2 controller. They're playing Warriors Orochi 2.

"And the ending in Shu is unlock," Nagamasa said.

"You're getting better at gaming, Nagamasa," Zhao Yun patted the Azai heir hard.

"Getting there, Zhao Yun," Nagamasa nodded.

"I think we're missing much on that meeting…" Mitsuhide wondered.

"The one Yukimura set a discussing about online gaming?" Musashi assumed.

"Musashi, don't leave your opponent open," Kojiro thrust his sword at his rival only to get a surprising parry from the two handed swordsman.

"I can hear the sound of your blade, Kojiro," Musashi said.

"Beautiful…" Kojiro sheath his sword satisfied.

"Yes, you're correct Musashi. But, Zhao Yun, why did you bring us here?" Mitsuhide asked.

"Because, Mitsuhide, you weren't treated a hero rather a murder to another murder, why go in the meeting when I'm NOT the poster boy? Yoshihiro will have a huge issue with Mitsunari and the Western army for refusing his strategy to win at Sekigahara, that's part of the defeat," Zhao Yun said.

"All for the name of honor, that's all the Western Army believed. It's the way of samurai…," Yoshihiro sighed.

"The western army could have won if they took Yoshihiro's advice," Masashi said.

"Hehehe, in battle, there's only two things, defeat or victory. Honor is just an excuse to righteousness," Kojiro scoffed.

"But, they never listen…" Yoshihiro shook his head.

"Well, at least, Zhao Yun and I defeated Cao Cao's forces at the battle of Han Zhong without all that honor talking. It's all experience, my man," Huang Zhong nodded.

"Masashi and Kojiro were influenced to the Yukuza, but Masashi is friends with Yukimura or so it seems," Zhao Yun said.

"I'm hardly a Yukuza, just some lowlifes betting me in sword fighting at the scum…." Masashi said.

"I tried to be a boss, but sticking to being a Hosokawa retainer and an instructor is best," Kojiro said.

"You can't just be a lowlife to inhere your skills. We practice swordsmanship to protect the innocent," Masashi glared at Kojiro.

"Yeah yeah.., but where's the fun with no opponent to fight. Peace can be a boring life," Kojiro said.

"Nagamasa is an Ashikaga loyalist, but unlike myself as a Han loyalist, he never gotten the attention he truly deserves. Even if you lose to Oda, you're still considered a hero," Zhao Yun said.

"……betraying Nobunaga, alienated by Oichi….must my life be the most pointless to talk about in Sengoku?" Nagamasa became hard on himself.

"You're just having bad luck, just like me. Of course, I'm supposed to be Yukimura's rival in Warriors Orochi," Zhao Yun said.

"I have the worst bad luck, if that damn Mitsunari and Sakon accept my plans!" Yoshihiro complained.

"You guys want to know what really happened in the First Northern Campaign and how I got one loss to Cao Zhen of all people….? Unless you're praising Zhuge Liang too much, I won't bother explaining my defeat, but he shouldn't have picked Ma Su and the plan wouldn't fail," Zhao Yun sighed.

"I've been siding the losers in losing battles while Kojiro supposedly loss to me," Masashi said.

"Assassinating a genocidal lord…" Mitsuhide muttered.

"Betraying a unifier by siding with the fallen shogunate…." Nagamasa added.

"Getting ignored by the Western Army leading to a great defeat …." Yoshihiro whimpered

Huang Zhong and Zhao Yun looked at each other and then turn to the Samurais who never gotten the recognition they deserve exclude Masashi and Kojiro.

"I hate being a proud loser!!" Yoshihiro cried.

"To be honest, I don't like Mitsunari, Yoshihiro. He did made my daughter die," Mitsuhide comfort the big old man.

The door bell ring.

"That must be Wei Yan. Some Chinese food on the way," Huang Zhong said.

Nagamasa opened the door and Wei Yan along with Chosokabe Motochika entered with the food carried in the bag.

"Bought…food," Wei Yan said. Hiding his expression within his mask, he's in good mood with Motochika.

"We ordered the usual. Please, enjoy yourselves my friends. This is history in the making," Motochika smiled.

"Well, now here's something that can ease my pain on Sekigahara," Yoshihiro race to get some Chinese along with Mitsuhide.

"Maybe after lunch, I shall go to Yukimura's party and apologize to him. It's not like I'm jealous, but he's more recognized in his time so the poster boy suits him and that he's Japanese. Someday, a Chinese company can represent me as the poster boy, but Zhuge Liang, Liu Bei, or Guan Yu fit better for the sake of Chinese culture…." Zhao Yun thought. Then he joined with the rest for lunch.

To be continued: Yukimura's Party