Chapter 1 – The Remote to Hibari's Theme Music

Summary: In which the remote to Hibari's theme music gets stolen.

Disclaimer: Katekyo Hitman Reborn does not belong to me! If it did, a lot of questions would be answered…

A/N: I've decided to start yet another fic that (I hope) will make people laugh. This fic contains (I guess?) crack-ishness, OCs, randomness and other stuffs. This chapter is based on the YGOTAS video "Deleted Scenes Montage". I got inspired by it and then a whole new flood of ideas came in for this fic. So, enjoy!

I sighed and stretched. It had been a looooong day updating my various fics.

Tsuna trotted up. "Been updating, Lillian-san?" (I'm called Lillian in this fic.)

"A-yep." I closed my laptop with a click.

"Are you still writing random nonsense about me and my fellow actors?" Tsuna asked warily.

"A-yep again." I looked at Tsuna's amused/pouting expression. "What? It's fun to make up random shizz about you guys." I grinned.

Confused, huh? Let me explain.

You see, KHR isn't really an anime. It's a reality show. Tsuna, Gokudera, Yamamoto and all the rest are actors in it. At the moment, since the new series "Hitman Reborn X Generation" wasn't out yet, they were all taking a break.

In addition to the actors, there were the fanfiction writers. I was one of them.

Fanfiction writers were allowed to hang around the cast as they themselves were artists, of a sort. They could be counted on (well, sometimes) not to maul the nearest actor they saw.

At least they weren't rabid.

Anyway, as a result of the mingling of the FF writers and actors, the actors were painfully aware of the various fics written about them.

Tsuna particularly disliked my most popular fic since it involved me making random illogical facts (read: lies*) about him and the others.

Like I care. I've got 49 reviews up to date.

Anyhow, today was a bit of a slow day. Nothing much was happening. Even Reborn appeared to be slacking off his usual Reborn-ness.

That is, until a FF writer, (insert your name here if you are a FF writer and want to insert your name) suddenly burst in, waving a remote.

I was so startled, I dropped my laptop. Luckily I had saved all my fics into my thumb drive, otherwise I'd have cried.

"(insert name)! What're you doing?" I gasped, willing myself not to have a heart-attack.

"I found the remote to Hibari's theme music!" (insert name) shouted.

Cue epic gasp.

And that was when Hibari walked in.

Which would've been anti-climatic, had he not been giving off a murderous aura so intense it made several FF writers nearby faint on the spot. (Not out of fangirl-obligation. Jeebus. :/)

"Hieeeee! Hibari-san!" Tsuna squeaked, sounding like a mouse on steroids.

"Oh my gawd (insert name)! Return the freaking remote to Hibari before he bites you to death!" I howled, nearly pissing in my pants.

"Aw, but I want to see what it does first!" and without warning, (insert name) pressed the "change music" button. Immediately, instead of the usual emo/sadistic music that played whenever Hibari appeared, there now played:

Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all!

Gotta catch 'em all~!

And Hibird, who had been perching on Hibari's shoulder, suddenly turned into a pikachu.

This made Hibari looks like some sort of demented Ash Ketchum.

How's that for an epic cross-over?

"Too pokemon." (insert name) said, and before we could stop (insert name), the music changed again. This time it was:

Can't read my, can't read my,

No you can't read my pokerface~

Which was a lie, since Hibari's face was all too clear to read.

Hibari flipped out his tonfas and took a charge towards (insert name), when (insert name) exclaimed "Too Lady Gaga" and pressed the button yet again. A Death Note opening started playing, and then a death note appeared in Hibari's hands. A feral grin crossed his face. He was about to open it and write someone's (read: Mukuro) name when (insert name) said "Too Kira-ish!"

"No wait I like this one…!" Hibari yelled but (insert name) had changed the music yet again.

A Hawaiian hula song started playing. (insert name) exclaimed happily "Heyyy… that's perfect – OW!"

Hibari had broken (insert name)'s kneecaps with his tonfas. When he was done, he looked around for more victims, but Tsuna and I had run off.

So in the end, the prefect vented the rest of his skylark-rage on the FF writers who were down and out on the floor.

A/N: Soooo… how did you like it? Do tell me if you want me to continue writing random stupid shizz like this. Please?

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