Disclaimer: I own nothing, not the song, not the shows, nothing!

AN: Okay I randomly got this song in my head and had to get it out soooo I decided to write a fic in order to do it. I hope you like… hey it might make you laugh….and well yeah anyways pleas R&R I'd like to hear your opinions! Oh and this is pointless, mindless drabble… oh and it has a little SasuNaru… but not much… anyways, catch ya later!

Edited: 28/05/08 or 05/28/08

Hugs and Kisses

BlackEyedWicca


That Stupid Song

It was a peaceful Sunday afternoon.

Everyone was relaxing or calmly walking the streets… well that was until an orange blur raced through, disrupting the silence as he screamed out his newly found favourite song making eyes twitch as they let out loud groans.

After all, not even a justu could help anyone.

The song was so irritating that once someone heard it, they were doomed to have it stuck in their head for the next few hours, and lets not forget that it had started with Konohamaru and since he was the Hokage's grandson, no one could do a damn thing about it.

But when Naruto started singing, using his already loud voice, everyone could only give a collective groan.

A few kids jumping around singing it was annoying. An entire class of students jumping around and singing it… well, that was stressful and caused twitches, but Naruto jumping around singing it? They were doomed.

Luckily for the villagers however, said blonde haired boy was on his way to the bridge and the songs lyrics pouring from his mouth were getting fainter and fainter with each step he took.

As he rounded the last corner, he noticed Sasuke was the only one there.

He shrugged but just kept walking, the song still as loud as ever. It was probably being heard as far away as the Sand village.

When he reached the bridge, he simply watched the river only stopping his song to take in breaths of air.

Sasuke glanced at Naruto when he arrived but otherwise didn't pay him any attention.

When he started the song for the third time, a scowl made its way onto the raven's face and by the fifth time his eye was twitching.

When it hit the tenth repetition, he couldn't take it anymore.

Grabbing Naruto he spun him around. "I am so sick of that fucking song!"

And with that said, he pulled Naruto forward and kissed him dead on the mouth, silencing the blonde's singing.

Naruto stood stunned unable to think for the few moments their lips were attached.

Pulling back, Sasuke growled out, "When will you learn to shut the fuck up? You're driving everyone insane. It's the stupidest thing to sing and you're dropping my IQ by having me hear it!"

Glaring, he then walked away with a huff, not caring that he was going to miss Kakashi's appearance and made up excuse.

When Sasuke had disappeared Naruto finally got out of his shock and yelled after him.

"What's the hell is wrong with the Spongebob Squarepants theme?!"


AN: As you can see I had the Spongebob Squarepants theme in m head. If you've ever seen the show you'll know how hard it is to get that song out of your head once it's in there. Anyway it's pointless and okay a tiny bit of yaoi SasuNaru… but meh, anyways I hope you like it. Feel free to review… oh and I in no way hate Spongebob Squarepants… so yeah don't get pissy at me for slightly bashing the show. And yeah please R&R I'd be very happy :D

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BlackEyedWicca