Title: The Blue Chair
Author: Lady Ravenclaw
Disclaimer: I don't own anything I don't know who does (I mean how am I going to retain all those names!!) but I don't.
%Yes, just read, the thing is. you know, English isn't my first language and though I have studied it a huge part of my miserable and short life (yes. don't laugh!!) there are some terms that I don't know so. I looked them up on a dictionary so if you notice this story is a bit.literal just ignore it%
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Hermione Granger looked at the mirror with a mix of astonishment and delight. Instead of the regular tired, bushy-haired know-it-all, a very beautiful girl with an air of mystery looked back at her. She just couldn't believe her eyes, she had disconnected of the world when suddenly she heard a sickly sweet voice telling her:
Hermione dear, do you like it?
Then the giggles of Lavender Brown and Parvati Patil returned her to reality
What?
Do you like it? Parv, dear we are artists!
There's nothing make-up can't fix does it, Lavvie dear?
What have you done to me? - Yelled Hermione
A miracle, Hermione, like, a total miracle!!
Hermione rolled her eyes. But. they were right it was a miracle, not even in her wildest dreams she could have imagined such a beautiful "herself". Her horrible bushy hair had gone leaving a smooth, straight, silky and other words with "s" hair like the one she once had in the Yule ball a year ago but.even prettier, her eyes look brighter than ever because of the help of eyeshade, it made them change their color, from a dull shade of brown to a rather mysterious-interesting, beautiful hazelnut A/N: I hate that word but, hey you wanted me to put. to a beautiful excrement color? , And there was no sign of the huge dark rings under the eyes that the long nights of study produced, she just looked dazzling.
Thank you. those words floated her mind, tell them thank you!
No, why? It's stupid after all; I was their guinea pig! They used me to test their new LancĂ´me products! There's nothing to thank, if I thank them they will think I do care and.
Hermione had to stop her useless but padding discussion with herself to listen to Lavender:
Well, we're almost through!
There's more!!!???
Of course there's more!! -Said Parvati as if Hermione was out of her mind
What!!
Well, that! Parv, sweetie, like, would you hand me that pleeeeeeaaaase? - Drawled Lavender- Thank you, here.
Lavender pulled Hermione a little and gave her.
BOOBS???!!! - Yelled Hermione with anger
They are fake- replied Lavender with a bit shade of fear on her voice
Really?? - Shrieked Hermione with sarcasm
Yes! - Replied Parvati pathetically and going away slowly from our ex-bushy- haired friend as if Hermione could blow up any minute
Hermione looked.erm. down a moment, cleared her throat, and looked somewhere else, so Lavender and Parvati wouldn't notice and screamed:
IM NOT WEARING THAT!!!
Hermione.
NO WAY!!
HERMIONE WE WORKED, like, HOUSE-ELVES (I know that's Ron's joke, sue me!) TO MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE THAT AND.
DON'T YELL PARVATI. I mean don't yell, Im not wearing them. End of discussion I don't want to fight
But you look very good in my blouse, don't ruin it
THE ONLY REASON I LOOK GOOD ON YOUR BLOUSE IS BECAUSE IT'S LIKE A THOUSAND SIZES SMALLER.erm.I mean. Im not wearing that and that's the end of the discussion, I have to go to the library, see you then
And with that, she left the bathroom.
Lavender Brown and Parvati Patil heard her laugh right after she closed the door, and they started giggling too over a sea of lipsticks, eyeshades and mascaras that lied on the ground.
1 Hermione Granger
5th year
Transfiguration
Read the label on the book she was carrying to the library, in fact, one of the 6 heavy books that hid her made up (?) face while her body hit several students.
Meanwhile, a familiar shape, counting some money, walked the Hogwarts corridor, he had probably made another dirty business with a scared first year, blonde hair, pale skin, PAM PAM PAM PAM: Draco Malfoy. As if you couldn't imagine, they got closer and closer until. HUFFLEPUFF!! They collided. He dropped the money and she dropped the books.
-Eleven sickles, twelve, thirteen, fourteen. YAUCH! Watch where you're walking!
- Walk where im watching!
-Oh how clever!!- He said sarcastically, Haha You!!! You. well well well, what do we have here?
Hermione focused on gathering her books, she didn't feel like being insulted.
-I'm sorry, sweetheart, I didn't notice you, take your books. And be careful, we could take a butterbeer some time, you know? I'm Draco Malfoy, who are you? - And he blinked
Hermione's knees were badly injured by her jaw. Had the world turned upside down while she was asleep and nobody told her? Draco "take a look at my pureblood galleons" Malfoy blinking to the mudblood know-it-all, the annoying dirty bookworm? She couldn't help but laugh
-Hahahaha you don't know who I am, right?
-Erm. no. That's why I'm asking you. Which house are you in? What's your name? Where.
But when he finished saying that, Hermione had left leaving a very confused Draco.
% I have plans for this fic I just got tired and decided to upload the rest later, I bet you haven't heard this before but PLEASE FLAME!!!! Well no, but please tell me what you didn't like (and what you did) whatever you do, just review, put an "a" if you want but review I live from your reviews!!!!!! DON'T KILL ME!! %
Author: Lady Ravenclaw
Disclaimer: I don't own anything I don't know who does (I mean how am I going to retain all those names!!) but I don't.
%Yes, just read, the thing is. you know, English isn't my first language and though I have studied it a huge part of my miserable and short life (yes. don't laugh!!) there are some terms that I don't know so. I looked them up on a dictionary so if you notice this story is a bit.literal just ignore it%
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Hermione Granger looked at the mirror with a mix of astonishment and delight. Instead of the regular tired, bushy-haired know-it-all, a very beautiful girl with an air of mystery looked back at her. She just couldn't believe her eyes, she had disconnected of the world when suddenly she heard a sickly sweet voice telling her:
Hermione dear, do you like it?
Then the giggles of Lavender Brown and Parvati Patil returned her to reality
What?
Do you like it? Parv, dear we are artists!
There's nothing make-up can't fix does it, Lavvie dear?
What have you done to me? - Yelled Hermione
A miracle, Hermione, like, a total miracle!!
Hermione rolled her eyes. But. they were right it was a miracle, not even in her wildest dreams she could have imagined such a beautiful "herself". Her horrible bushy hair had gone leaving a smooth, straight, silky and other words with "s" hair like the one she once had in the Yule ball a year ago but.even prettier, her eyes look brighter than ever because of the help of eyeshade, it made them change their color, from a dull shade of brown to a rather mysterious-interesting, beautiful hazelnut A/N: I hate that word but, hey you wanted me to put. to a beautiful excrement color? , And there was no sign of the huge dark rings under the eyes that the long nights of study produced, she just looked dazzling.
Thank you. those words floated her mind, tell them thank you!
No, why? It's stupid after all; I was their guinea pig! They used me to test their new LancĂ´me products! There's nothing to thank, if I thank them they will think I do care and.
Hermione had to stop her useless but padding discussion with herself to listen to Lavender:
Well, we're almost through!
There's more!!!???
Of course there's more!! -Said Parvati as if Hermione was out of her mind
What!!
Well, that! Parv, sweetie, like, would you hand me that pleeeeeeaaaase? - Drawled Lavender- Thank you, here.
Lavender pulled Hermione a little and gave her.
BOOBS???!!! - Yelled Hermione with anger
They are fake- replied Lavender with a bit shade of fear on her voice
Really?? - Shrieked Hermione with sarcasm
Yes! - Replied Parvati pathetically and going away slowly from our ex-bushy- haired friend as if Hermione could blow up any minute
Hermione looked.erm. down a moment, cleared her throat, and looked somewhere else, so Lavender and Parvati wouldn't notice and screamed:
IM NOT WEARING THAT!!!
Hermione.
NO WAY!!
HERMIONE WE WORKED, like, HOUSE-ELVES (I know that's Ron's joke, sue me!) TO MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE THAT AND.
DON'T YELL PARVATI. I mean don't yell, Im not wearing them. End of discussion I don't want to fight
But you look very good in my blouse, don't ruin it
THE ONLY REASON I LOOK GOOD ON YOUR BLOUSE IS BECAUSE IT'S LIKE A THOUSAND SIZES SMALLER.erm.I mean. Im not wearing that and that's the end of the discussion, I have to go to the library, see you then
And with that, she left the bathroom.
Lavender Brown and Parvati Patil heard her laugh right after she closed the door, and they started giggling too over a sea of lipsticks, eyeshades and mascaras that lied on the ground.
1 Hermione Granger
5th year
Transfiguration
Read the label on the book she was carrying to the library, in fact, one of the 6 heavy books that hid her made up (?) face while her body hit several students.
Meanwhile, a familiar shape, counting some money, walked the Hogwarts corridor, he had probably made another dirty business with a scared first year, blonde hair, pale skin, PAM PAM PAM PAM: Draco Malfoy. As if you couldn't imagine, they got closer and closer until. HUFFLEPUFF!! They collided. He dropped the money and she dropped the books.
-Eleven sickles, twelve, thirteen, fourteen. YAUCH! Watch where you're walking!
- Walk where im watching!
-Oh how clever!!- He said sarcastically, Haha You!!! You. well well well, what do we have here?
Hermione focused on gathering her books, she didn't feel like being insulted.
-I'm sorry, sweetheart, I didn't notice you, take your books. And be careful, we could take a butterbeer some time, you know? I'm Draco Malfoy, who are you? - And he blinked
Hermione's knees were badly injured by her jaw. Had the world turned upside down while she was asleep and nobody told her? Draco "take a look at my pureblood galleons" Malfoy blinking to the mudblood know-it-all, the annoying dirty bookworm? She couldn't help but laugh
-Hahahaha you don't know who I am, right?
-Erm. no. That's why I'm asking you. Which house are you in? What's your name? Where.
But when he finished saying that, Hermione had left leaving a very confused Draco.
% I have plans for this fic I just got tired and decided to upload the rest later, I bet you haven't heard this before but PLEASE FLAME!!!! Well no, but please tell me what you didn't like (and what you did) whatever you do, just review, put an "a" if you want but review I live from your reviews!!!!!! DON'T KILL ME!! %
