Chapter 1

Hi! My name is Deman! I know it may be weird, but I am actually a divalicious, Egyptian, demon overlord, pixie, eskimo, princess (but a man!),ninja turtle, brain, unicorn. I'm married to my wonderful husband, samual the eye of cthulu! He's an accountant! But there's a problem, my dad, the wall of flesh, doesn't approve of my relationship! So I have to travel back home to hell and destroy him!

You see long ago there was a war against the eyeballs and the demons and ever since they have been mortal enemies. As soon as I had my first crush on an eyeball (there big pupils are just so cute 3) my dad kicked me out of my home : C. So I have to DIG my way back down to hell after I get some armor.

My story begins when I'm 12 years old. I was in the most presteegis demon private school and I was in history class and we were learning about boring old hitory. That day there was a new transfer student, something we hardly ever had. It was an eyeball. The other demons in the class were all like "EW" but as soon as I laid my eyes on that beautiful eye I feel in love. I couldn't stop staring at him. Anyway we were learning about how the ancient war. Once upon a time the demons and the eyeball were best friends and were allies in the other ancient wars and almost took over like half of the world. But then something happened. King Eyeball and King Wall Of Flesh (my dad's ansestor) were having lunch together as usual but then the last cinnamon roll went missing. "Did you steal the last cinnamon roll?" King Eyeball demanded. "I did no such thing, it was you you dirty eyeball!" King Wall of Flesh accussed. "Oh I know you did not just go there you cinnamon roll stealer" King Eyeball said. "Oh yes I di-id!" King Wall of Flesh said. They argued about who stole the last cinnamon roll for 3 days before King Wall of Flesh said "You're not my friend anymore, I hate you!" And then King Eyeball was like "I hate you more!" And then they argued about who hated each other more. And that's when the eyeballs and demons became mortal enemies. Except I wasn't paying attention in history because I was too busy staring at my eyeball crush.

Two be continued