"Pah, a crossover?" Cranky Kong groaned as he shook his cane, shaking his head in disgust as he sat back in his rocking chair, being on his porch within the tropical lush jungles of the moist Kongo Bongo. "Why, back in my day we just make original IP! And it's not like there's any more room for them, we got way too much, goddamn it! And why aren't ideas original anymore? They just rehash the same garbage without bothering to change it up! I blame not only the authors for getting to complacent with everything, but the readers for willingly eating this shit up! I mean come on now, why can't-"

And then Cranky got flattened by a rolling boulder. Because that's funny right there.

"...Did that do it? Did that shut him up?" Bowser asked as he had his arms folded.

"I hope it did. My old man can get really funky, and I don't mean it like that..." Donkey Kong mumbled as he munched on a ripe yellow banana.

"Well now that we got him out of the way, what are we going to do?" Wario brought up as he was eating a clove of garlic.

Birdo adjusted her big red bow as she shook her head. "Perhaps something that all of us can agree to do... have a race."

The three heavyweights looked at Birdo as they turned to each other, all murmuring as they spotted Dry Bowser riding in the yellow colored shiny Parade Kart, with Petey Piranha riding in the back and waving at the group with his big green leaves.

"So, I take it that you guys want to go racing." Dry Bowser said as he brushed back his red hair. "I'm going to guess that you want some of your vehicles."

Bowser huffed as he spat out a red fireball. "Well yes, I thought it was obvious."

Donkey Kong chucked his banana peel behind him while pounding his chest. "As long as it's our proper size karts and not those puny ones."

Wario scratched his butt. "Yeah, I can barely fit my fatass in that crap."

"All right, Petey, you heard them." Dry Bowser said to his mutant Piranha Plant friend, who roared as he pulled out some of the heavy karts, with the heavyweight trio observing them as Birdo approached the skeletal reptile.

"Say, how long does it take to come up with these scenarios?" Birdo questioned as she folded her arms together. "Not that it's any much of a problem or anything..."

"Well, a while if I have to be frank." Dry Bowser explained as he had one of his bony hands on the steering wheel of the Parade Kart.

Wario "Eh screw it, we'll ride in my purple car."

Donkey "Okay! I can deal with that!"

"And we'll go in my Koopa King vehicle!" Bowser laughed.

Birdo "Well I was going to go with DK, but if you insist us reptiles should stick together..."