Cheaper By The Dozen – Naruto Style
The Characters
All of the kids in this are orphans instead of being related and will have different ages from the movie. If you're wondering where Sasuke is and why he's not in the list is because he's going to be in Cheaper By The Dozen 2.
Dad(Tom) – Jiraiya (45)
Mum (Kate) – Tsunade (42)
Nora – Shizune (22)
Charlie – Kakashi (17)
Lorraine – Kurenai (16)
Henry – Choji (12)
Sarah – Sakura (11)
Jake – Gaara (13)
Mark – Rock Lee (13)
Jessica – Ino (11)
Kim – Hinata (11)
Mike – Shino (12)
Nigel – Kiba (12)
Kyle – Naruto (12)
Dog (Gunner) – Akamaru
Other Characters
Shake Maguire – Orochimaru
Hank - Zabuza
Beth (OC) - Emiko
Cheaper By The Dozen – Naruto Style
Chapter 1
Playing in background "These Are The Days"
A man with long white hair in a ponytail was jogging down a road and soon jogging down a street.
"Morning youthful Jiraiya!" Someone yelled (guess who that was coughGaicough)
Jiraiya gave him a small wave before jogging onwards soon reaching a house surrounded by trees and two cars parks in front of it.
"12 is our number," A women said. "It's the number of games my husband Jiraiya coaches at Waterfall College every season" She continued "It's the number of perverted books my husband sells each year and the number of books I wish I selled each year" The women started laughing but stopped to say "And it's the number of kids we adopted and try to keep track of" The women then started circling around some writing on one of the pieces of papers she had.
"Hey good run?" The blonde haired women asked.
"Yeah" Jiraiya replied walking over to the chair near her and saying the word "Ow" painfully as he sat down.
"Want me to ring an ambulance?" The women asked with a smile.
"Nope just a time machine so I can be young again, you finished?" He asked looking at the pile of paper.
"Still checking through, But I'm sending it to Yuki today" The blonde told him with a grin on her face picking the papers up showing him the cover "A perfect clean cover no peanut butter stains and none of my sake…Well not yet anyway" She sighed putting the pile back on the table.
"Hey Babe" Jiraiya said making her face him.
"Babe?" She asked with an amusing look in her eyes.
"You know on the run I was thinking?" Jiraiya said looking back at her with as much amusement in his eye as she had.
"What?" She asked giving him another smile.
"We've been married, what, 4-5 years?" He asked walking over to her and leaned forward putting his hand on the back of her chair.
"23 you perverted baka" She said looking up at him with a small grin.
"23 Sorry" Jiraiya replied. "I thought that maybe we could use a little change. Like this lumpy mattress, maybe we should well get rid of it!" Jiraiya shouted walking to the mattress (The bed) and sitting down on it earning some giggles coming from the lumps under the covers.
"Oh my perverted husband of mine you know you can just pound lumps out of a mattress!" The women exclaimed, while the giggling continued from under the covers.
"What? You can just pound lumps out of a mattress?" Jiraiya asked pretending to be amazed "Mostly if you pounded them out with your monstrous strength" Jiraiya thought with a chuckle.
"Yeah just start punching and pounding away, and they go flat," She said.
"So I just start to POUND AWAY!!" Jiraiya hitting the bed madly as kids started coming up from the cover (and a dog AKAMARU!!) and attacked Jiraiya.
"HAHAHA WE GOT YOU PERVY SAGE!!" A blonde boy yelled laughing with the other still attacking Jiraiya. (Guess who that was he's the loudest future Hokage).
"Don't kill him!" The women laughed out.
"OH NO I GOT DOG SPIT ALL OVER ME!" Jiraiya yelled out as the dog continue to lick his face off and the kids still attacking him at the same time.
"Yup 12 is an insane number of kids, but a small family was NEVER an option for us" The blonde women continued, "Well Jiraiya loved having lot's of brothers and sisters. And after my brother died I was wishing I had more brothers and sisters." The blonde said with a small smile "Jiraiya and I met at Konoha University, He was an pervy but funny senior dreaming of starting his own perverted book and being a football coach" The blonde said laughing when she said about him being pervy and about him dreaming to write his own books. "I was a freshman dreaming of becoming a reporter and winning 10 year supply of sake," She laughed some more but continued "I wanted 8 kid and so did he. BAM! An hour after meeting him I knew he was the one" She grinned at her memories "It was just a family wedding. Oh and Orochimaru, Jiraiya's best man. What a gay weirdo (I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST GAYS IT JUST SUITS OROCHIMARU!!) "A year later we found a 5 year old walking around - Shizune. We soon after adopted her and I loved taking her to work with me. After we adopted Kakashi and Kurenai we realized that living in the city and having eight kids was a big NO" Continuing
"So we moved to the country, Jiraiya and I got busy in Waterfall we found Choji, Sakura, Gaara and Rock Lee, Sakura was such a cute little 2 year old. Then we went to adopted magic number eight instead finding a cute but loud blonde 2 year old girl along with the cutest shy little 2 year old girl… Ino and Hinata." The blonde sighed she didn't know the story was going to be this long "The more kids we adopted the further away we got from our big dreams except Jiraiya writing perverted book which he does and me winning 10 years of sake which never happened. We had our hands full with nine, we were happy and done until one night where I drank to much sake and demanded we adopt another kid and we got Shino. A few years later our two adorable loud mouths got us our crazy number 12, Jiraiya and I then became masters of chaos…
How was that like it??
I'm sorry I haven't put Sasuke in this one Sasuke fans but he's going to be in the 2nd one I promise.
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