Disclaimer: I do not own The Loud House
We see Lincoln Loud sitting in a chair on a stage.
Know your Louds
Know your Louds
Know your Louds
Lincoln Loud…his favorite food is…refried dog poop castrol
Lincoln said, "What no! My favorite food is peanut butter and sauerkraut sandwich! I know that may seem gross, but I like it, and Lily likes it too."
Nope, nothing here on saying you like that.
Lincoln said, "Don't lie about me!"
Lincoln Loud…his favorite TV show is…My Little Pony Friendship is Magic
Lincoln said, "No way! My favorite TV show is Arrgh! Get your facts right mister!"
Who's the expert on knowing people mister brony!
Lincoln said, "I'm not a brony!"
Quiet, I run the show
Lincoln Loud…he loves to read Fifty Shades of Grey in a bikini
Lincoln said, "No no no, I love to ready Ace Savey, and I read in my underwear. I don't even want to know about that creepy…whatever it is."
Quiet, we all know you love to read that messed up dark stuff, and that you want to read things women love to read, especially in bikinis
Lincoln said, "Nothing you're saying is even true!"
Lincoln Loud…plans to shave Lori's head after this segment
Lincoln said, "No, I never want to shave any of my sister's heads. That's just going to an all-time low."
Yeah you're actually right and I was wrong
Lincoln said, "Thank you."
You wanted to shave all of your sister's heads and you're starting with Lori
Lincoln cried, "NOOOOO!"
Lori comes in and says, "Lincoln, don't you dare shave my head or I will give you a hair wash in the toilet!"
Lincoln runs away and Lori chases after him
Now you know Lincoln Loud
Lincoln said, "No they don't!"
Yes they do
Lincoln said, "I want a do over, and I want to hear things about me that are true!"
Lorio yelled, "Get back here Lincoln!"
Lincoln was running from Lori who was still chasing him.
