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Denmark enjoys bothering people

Norway sat upon his armchair reading a book. The book was, in fact, about Leif Ericson. Norway had great pride in the Western Norwegian man who eventually became the first European to travel to the Americas. Norway had read this book maybe 300 times, had read it to Iceland before he could read, and then forced Iceland to read it when he could read. Thinking about Iceland, he wondered whether his little brother would be visiting anytime soon. Norway knew that Iceland did not generally… like Denmark. Denmark enjoyed bothering Iceland a little too much.

"NORWAY~!" Denmark enthusiastically ran into the room and jumped onto Iceland. "Gah! Denmark, why must you run?" Denmark smirked at Norway and stood up. "I got you a surprise!" Norway put his book to a place where Denmark wouldn't be able to hurt it and looked at his very energetic lover. "And that would be what?" Denmark jumped up a little bit and ran to their room. Norway sighed and followed and jumped back in horror of what he saw. "DENMARK! I'm NOT wearing that!" Denmark smiled broadly. "Yes you are!"

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Denmark ran over, grabbed Norway and put him on the bed. Norway struggled to get free but the Danish man had a much stronger hold over him. Norway became insanely embarrassed as he noticed that Norway had actually managed to put the outfit on him. Norway sat up and glared, cross armed at Denmark. Denmark was insanely happy and smiled broadly. "Take this off of me, Denmark!" "But you are so adorable! Let's have sex."

Norway considered this and sighed. "Fine…" Norway's want of the outfit of coming off quickly came true as Denmark ripped off the very short dress from his lover's body.