Weekly Miracles

Week 1

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Torture MethodsPleased: 1 (Akashi) ; Unhappy: 6 (Momoi and 5 more)

Momoi: AKASHI-KUN!

Akashi: What, as I recall we can suggest topics to the editor, which I did

Kuroko: Yeah, but nobody will read it, Akashi-kun

Akashi: Actually Tetsuya, I have a lot of fan girls since middle school as well as some people at school

Midorima: Let me guess, you ordered them to read it

Akashi: Why would you think of that, Shintarou?

Murasakibara: Aka-chin, it is really obvious.

Akashi: Are you saying that, I, Akashi Seijuro, ordering people to read my topics

Kuroko, Midorima, Momoi, Murasakibara: …Yes

Akashi: Well that hurts you know

Kise: Nobody will read about it if they found out that you nearly killed me with your methods, Akashicchi!

Aomine: No one in the world will!

Kuroko: Welcome back to the world of the living, Aomine-kun, Kise-kun. How was meeting Death-san?

Kise: YOU'RE SO MEAN KUROKOCCHI

Aomine: He nearly had our heads! He used only scissors! SCISSORS!

Midorima: Well, what would you expect?

Murasakibara: Aka-chin is Aka-chin

Aomine:

Kise:…uh…what?

Kuroko: What Murasakibara-kun means is that, Akashi-kun is the absolute emperor

Akashi: Of course I am, Tetsuya. Everyone knows that

Momoi: Wait…so the victims are Ki-chan and Dai-chan?

Akashi: Yes Satsuki

Momoi: You could have told me! I should have pressed my Pleased button!

Everyone in the Generation of Miracles (except Akashi): Why?

Momoi: Well duh, everyone knows that the only one who can kill 2 idiot birds with 1 stone is no other than Akashi-kun

Kuroko: You have a point, Momoi-san

Midorima: If we can get rid of those 2, it'll be okay for me. I agree with Momoi

Murasakibara: Me too

Kuroko: I don't want to be left out…so I will be with Midorima-kun and Murasakibara-kun

Akashi: Now it's 5 people who liked and 2 unknown

Kise: I will never like of this!

Aomine: Me too!

Akashi: *grabs a kitchen knife*

Kise: I approve! I approve!

Aomine: Yes! Yes! Kip the nife a way!

Akashi: Then it's settled

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Topic of AoKiPleased: 5 (Momoi and 4 more); Unhappy: 2 (Kise and Aomine)

Momoi: AOKI!

Kise: What's AoKi?

Kuroko: I think you won't like it, Kise-kun

Aomine: how com?

Midorima: This is even worse than Akashi killing you

Murasakibara: No Mido-chin, Aka-chin killing is the worst

Midorima: Good point

Kuroko: Akashi-kun, don't tell them anything about AoKi

Akashi: Why not, Tetsuya? Their reactions and faces will be hilarious if we tell them

Kuroko: Exactly. I'm just going to get my camera so I can video their reactions

Murasakibara: Kuro-chin, please send that to me via Facebook

Momoi: ME TOO!

Midorima: It's not that I want them or anything, just send me the video

Akashi: You know what to do, Tetsuya

Kuroko: I'm back with the camera

Kise: What! What is AoKi!

Aomine: I am tirred off waeting! Tell mi! I deman it

Midorima: It's "I am tired of waiting! Tell me! I demand it"

Aomine and Kise: JUST TELL US!

Akashi: It's a name of a relationship of the both of you

Aomine and Kise: (processing…processing…process 20%...process 50%...process 80%...process 100%. Enjoy)

EHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Kise: THAT'S DISGUSTING!

Aomine: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD THAT'S HORIBLE

Kise: ME WITH…HIM?!

Aomine: HIM WITH ME!

Murasakibara: No wonder there are people who ship them so hard. This is really funny

Momoi: Oh my ship! The glorious ship! *fan girls* (Welcome to fandom world)

Midorima: It is disgusting, but it's hilarious

Kuroko: Agreed. I'm done videoing it, Akashi-kun.

Akashi: Well, we now have something to blackmail with those 2

Aomine: WHY WOULD ANYONE SHIP ME WITH…HIM. BLEH

Kise: YOU PEOPLE ARE CRAZY

Kuroko: No. We are just normal people who like you 2 being embarrassed, especially if it's you, Aomine-kun

Aomine: SO U WE'RE DA 1 WHO DREW A LOT OF SCISSORS IN MY FACE!

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Kuroko drawing on Aomine's Face Pleased: 3 (Kuroko and 2 more); Unhappy : 4 (Aomine and 3 more)

Kuroko: It was a total success

Aomine: TETSU! DID YOU KNOW IT WAS HARD TO REMOVE YOUR DRAWINGS FROM MY FACE!

Akashi: Of course he did, Daiki. That's why I said to Tetsuya that he should draw it on your face

Aomine: IT TOOK 4 DAYS TO REMOVE IT! 4 FUCKING DAYS!

Akashi: Daiki. Language

Momoi: That's what you get for sleeping every day in class, in practice, and on the rooftop!

Aomine: SO YOU FUCKING ASKED THE INVISIBLE SHRIMP AND PSYCHOCHOTIC SHORTIE! EVERYONE KNOWS THAT WHEN THOSE TWO ARE TOGETHER, SOMEONE WILL BE HUMILIATED OR DIE

Momoi: That's the point, AHOmine!

Midorima: Momoi, I think you did was unwise and immature

Kise: Yeah, Momoicchi! Even if Aominecchi deserves it! You should have just tell his parents, instead making Kurokocchi drawing and Akashicchi suggesting Kurokocchi drawing scissors on Aominecchi's face.

Murasakibara: …is it just me or did Kise-chin said something so…smart

Midorima: No Murasakibara, you weren't the only one. Kise becoming smart

Kuroko: It's the apocalypse. Akashi-kun, I'm going to you Safe House

Akashi: I'll ready the important needs

Midorima: I'll join you

Murasakibara: me too

Momoi: Me three!

Kise: Just because I said something smart doesn't mean that it's the end of the world!

Aomine: Yeah, you guys are being too imaginative!

Akashi, Kuroko, Midorima, Momoi, Murasakibara:

Kuroko: I think we're being invaded by aliens

Midorima: Don't suddenly blurt it out, Kuroko

Murasakibara: Why, Mido-chin?

Momoi: Because that's why *points at Akashi-kun*

Akashi: I'm ready to kill 2 aliens with my weapons

Aomine and Kise: WE'RE NOT ALIENS!

Midorima: That's what an alien will say

Aomine: THE FUCK! WHY AM I AN ALIEN?!

Momoi: because you said something smart

Aomine: THE FUCK!

Kise: JUST BECAUSE OF THAT! YOU GUYS ARE SO MEAN-SSU!

Aomine: You made Kise cry!

Kuroko: Wow! Concerned? AoKi?

Midorima: Definitely alien

Momoi: Yes

Murasakibara: Let's make them eat a lot of food

Akashi: Let's just kill one of them and give the other to the government *smiles creepily*

Aomine: THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A TOPIC ABOUT TETSU DRAWING AT MY FACE! WHY DID IT END UP THAT WE'RE ALIENS! *runs away*

Kise: TASUKETE! *runs with Aominecchi*

Akashi: Come back Daiki, Ryouta. I won't kill you, you know *runs with them*

Kuroko: Akashi-kun! Please kill Aomine-kun. He insulted our height again

Akashi: On second thought, I'll just kill Daiki and send Ryouta to the government *continues running*

Aomine and Kise: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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Hey guys! Hope you like this one. I'll try to update it every week. Because (1) school, (2) school, (3), school, and (4) school. yeah...To all Filipinos, Grade 10 is really hard, especially if your teachers teach you the wrong things.

Sigh

Anyway, suggest ideas for any of the GoM, like ships, something embarrassing, something helpful, something less hurtful, something hilarious, i don't care, I'll read your suggestions and BE CREATIVE!

Note: you can even suggest talking about some characters from KnB or from any anime series...I'll try to do the last one.

Note: Poor Daiki, doesn't know how to spell basic words like "this" or "what" sigh.

Btw, don't forget to review!

~Akai Tetsuna