So for those of you who don't know who Mr. Monk is, he's an OCD detective with about a zillion phobias and a keen sense of attention to details (or something like that).
Since I don't even know who owns Mr. Monk, I'm just saying that I don't own anything in this story (including bits from the Hunger Games),
So read, review, and enjoy! This isn't meant to be a serious story anyways...
Chapter 1
"And the male tribute for District 2 is Adrian Monk!" Pixie Firedrop yelled into her microphone, her long and sparkly green nails catching the light as she turned to face the audience. A roar of young men wanting to volunteer filled the square, but Pixie silenced them with the wave of her hand.
A serious boy, only about 15, was shoved from the back of the square to the stage by the mass of people collected there. He cringed under the touches of his fellow district mates and he held a handkerchief to his face. His immaculate white shirt was tucked into his crisp gray pants and during the last few feet to the stage, he inched along, trying not to touch anybody. When he finally reached the stairs of the stage, he cautiously stepped onto the first step, testing it for sturdiness. The step creaked slightly, so Adrian Monk stood firmly on the ground.
"Now, Mr. Monk, come on up here!" Pixie exclaimed, beckoning Adrian towards the stage. Adrian just stared at her and then glanced at the menacing staircase. "Okay, whatever you want sweetie!" Pixie said and walked down to Adrian's level. She tried to put the microphone to his mouth, but Adrian took his handkerchief and wiped it off, sending feedback throughout the square.
"Hey, what the hell's your problem!" a few men yelled. A roar of agreement followed his words, but even from her low vantage point, Pixie was able to silence them.
"So, Mr. Monk, would you like to be a tribute?" Pixie asked Adrian, her voice dripping with as much sweetness as her bubble gum pink hair. Adrian just stood there until Pixie could only take his silence as an acceptance to be a tribute. She grabbed his hand before Adrian could protest and pulled it up to the sky.
"Ladies and gentlemen…your 99th Hunger Games District 2 male tribute!" she yelled joyously.
The crowd booed and Adrian Monk called for a wipe.
