This is my first fanfic, please be understanding.

Story about Dudleys casual day at TUFF which turns into the most intresting day of his life. Mature content

Chapter 1

BEEP-BEEP-BEEP!

Dudley punched the alarm clock.

"My, monday, AGAIN" he sighed. He pulled of his race car bed and dragged his body into the bathroom. He had felt awful after last night party. He had an awful hangover. He finished bathing, dressed in his typical black shirt and sat on his bed.

."Let's see how I did this time," he said getting happier. He took out his camera and he switched to "Photos". His eyes were getting bigger and bigger until he finally threw the camera out of the window.

"Never again," he murmured. He needed rest ,lots of rest but as we know time waits for no mutt and Dudley needed to go to TUFF. Dudley came in his TUFF-mobile and drove it carefully.

"Be careful ,be careful" he whispered as he drove to TUFF. At 8:00, 1hr after he woke up, he went into TUFF HQ.

"G-g-g-good day" Keswick said to Dudley.

"Hello Keswick" Dudey answered.

"Why are you so n-n-n-non-active?" asked Keswick.

"You don't wanna know, trust me" answered Dudley.

"O-o-o-okay" said Keswick, "See you l-l-l-later"

After Keswick had gone, Dudley tried to concentrate. He suceeded enough to start his computer and greet some of the agents that just came to work. He saw agent Nuts as he shot through the wall as he tried to kill his shadow. Than Dudley saw his best friend and partner Kitty Katswell.

"Hello Dudley" said Kitty in a soft voice.

"Hello Kitty" Dudley responded.

"Dudley, when you ever need me i'm in my cubicle" said Kitty in a strange way.

"That's weird" thought Dudley. Kitty started behaving weird couple of days ago, asking if he is okay and other this kind of stuff. Dudley thought it's because he rarely spent a night alone. In the last days he was partying from dusk till dawn. After seeig his reflection in the mirror and some photos he knew that he looked shocking, but his looks where THIS schocking? He didn't think so.

"Ok let's get to work" he murmured, "and where is Chief for F***s sake?"

"What did you say Dudley?" barked the Chief.

"Oh s**t, Chief you scared a f*** out of me!" shouted Dudley while jumping from his seat.

"Dudley, we need to seriously talk" said Chief, "IN MY OFFICE IN 2 MINUTES!"

Dudley looked around and he saw that the agents were looking at him with pity and shock after what's just happened. Dudley came to Chiefs office in couple of seconds.

"Dudley what is happening with you?" asked Chief.

"You don't wanna know Chief" Dudley murmured.

" I'm your Chief, Dudley, I need to know, your crime-fighting abilities dropped, you are tired, nervous and you started cursing a lot. I DEMAND ANSWERS!" shouted Chief.

"G-g-g-good day C-C-Chief" said Keswick, "oh, I see y-y-your busy, so I w-w-w-will go."

"NOT SO FAST Keswick, not so fast" said Chief. "I need you to help me with agent Puppy."

"O-o-o-okay Chief" Keswick said and looked at Dudley.

Dudley told them what he was doing the last month.(At least what he remembered, saw and been told)

" Hmmmm" chief thought out loud."Okay agent Puppy, I will give you one last chance. I need improvment though." said Chief.

"Thank you, thank you, thank you!" Dudley shouted.

Keswick who was listening carefully asked Dudley a little shy:

"Agent P-P-Puppy, where there girls?'' He asked.

"Y-yes" answered Dudley blushing a little.

Wait, agent Puppy, you didn't... you know... because if you did you would face punishment." said Chief.

" I didn't do this" answered Dudley.

"C-C-C-Chief maybe we schould make a p-p-party at TUFF?" asked Keswick

" Keswick! What kind of idea is this!" exclamated Chief a little suprised.

" Chief you k-k-know that agents are doing a g-g-great job, and we didn't have a p-p-party for a long time." said Keswick.

"Keswick! You are right, I will organize something but only for TUFF agents. You need to keep it secret I will anounce it." said Chief "Now you can go."

Keswick and Dudley looked at each other and their went into different directions. Dudley to his cubicle and Keswick to his lab. Dudley sat on his chair and buried his face into the desk.

"What's up Dudley?" said Kitty. " I heard Chief shouting at you and then you were in Chief's office a long time."

"It's nothing Kitty" answered Dudley.

Kitty was beggining to start a sentence when the alarm activated.

"It's me! Verminous Snaptrap!" shouted Snaptrap.

"Yes, what do you want this time?" asked Chief a little bored.

"I will do something evil, very evil!" said Snaptrap. " You don't need to know. Ok bye"

"Agents Katswell and Puppy you need to find out what is going on." said Chief.

"We're on it Chief." said Kitty full of vigor." Into the TUFF-mobile!"

Chapter 2

Meanwhile in DOOM...

"I need an evil plan, now!" shouted Snaptrap.

"I have an idea boss" said Ollie.

"Yes what is it?" asked Snaptrap leaning closer.

" We rescue all Petropolis villains from prison." answered Ollie.

"Seriously Ollie, that's boring" said Snaptap seating back.

"But that's a great idea Snaptrap" said Larry.

" You know what's a great idea?" said Snaptrap, " Throwing you in a shark tank!"

Snaptrap pressed a red button and Larry landed perfectly in a sharks jaw.

"Oh, boss I have a plan!" said Francesco.

"Yes, what is it?" asked Snaptrap, "I hope it's not as boring as Ollie's."

" We can... uhm... dress as...as, Oh as dancers and rob the prize for the... uhm... the dancing competition at Petropolis." said Francesco a little nervous.

"That's a great idea Francesco!" shouted Snaptrap. "Let's get ready!

Chapter 3

In the same time Kitty and Dudley were riding through Petropolis streets in the TUFF-mobile...

"What's wrong with you Dudley?" asked Kitty.

"Nothing" answered Dudley.

You are my partner Dudley, I know something is not okay" said Kitty.

"Oh so you wanna know?" asked Dudley. "During the last month I rarely slept, I have been partying all over Petropolis. I drank, smoked and did more awful stuff. I'm tired of all work so I ran into alcohol, tobacco and dr-, oh s**t.

"Dudley!" shouted Kitty utterly shocked. " I never expected you my partner and best friend to fall so low!"

"Sorry Kitty" said Dudley while making a joint.

"Dudley! what did I just tell you?" shouted Kitty.

"Chill" said Dudley while he lightened the joint and took a deep breath. He relased the smoke and sat totally relaxed in the passanger seat.

Kitty stared at him, grabbed the joint and threw it out of the window. "DUDLEY! FOR THE LAST TIME CALM DOWN!" shouted Kitty.

"Tell me WHAT THE F*** YOU JUST DID and WHAT I'M DOING!?" shouted Dudley losing all the control.

"Sorry" said Kitty, "You where calm, but you never schould have taken drugs."

"Ok Kitty, and for your info I didn't take them much, and only soft ones." said Dudley regaining control.

"What kind of excuse is this? Whatever, I forgive you." said Kitty while patting Dudley on the head.

Dudley liked when she patted him. In the same time a hologram of Chief appeared.

"Agents Puppy and Katswell, I've got info that Snaptrap and his sidekicks are stealing the main prize from Petropolis dance competition.

"Ok Chief, we're on it" said Dudley regaining his energy.

"Oh, I see that you regained some power agent Puppy, keep up the good work."said Chief and disappeared.

Chapter 4

Dudley and Kitty just drove into the pavilon where the dance competition was being held. The story how they chased DOOM and fought them would take ages so I just will tell that Dudley and Kitty fought DOOM and defeated them, regained the money prize and put the villains to prison. They were coming back to TUFF. It was 3 p.m. and they heard Chief announce:

"Dear TUFF agents, for your great work for the last time I'm happy to say that we will have a party tonight and a day free for tomorrow. Party starts at 8 p.m. at the TUFF building. You are free to go to get ready."

The whole TUFF erupted. Everybody where talking about the great news. Soon the whole buiding started to die out when more and more agents left the building. Meanwhile Dudley asked Chief if he can go to the party too.

"Of course you can, but no more outside parties." said Chief.

Dudley was very happy. He got ready to leave. He came in the TUFF-mobile and drove home. His mom- Peg was making dinner.

"Oh, you are home." she shouted surprised.

"Yes I am" he said as he run upstairs.

Dudley took a quick bath and dug through his clothes.

"What to dress in?" He asked himself, "Let's take this tux, it's a evening party at my workplace after all."

He later fell into the dylema of wearing or not wearing pants. He choose to wear them, for any cost. He needed to showoff. He shouted to his mom that he is going for a party in TUFF, Peg let him go. Dudley came into the TUFF-mobile and drove to TUFF HQ. He took a special present for his friends in a liqour store.

"A luxorious champagne and caviar schould make Kitty, Keswick, and Chief very happy" he thought.

He went into TUFF at 7 p.m. just 1hr before the party started. He saw some agents already sipping wine and flirting but the real party didn't start yet. Somebody was calling him.

"Dudley, hey, Dudley" shouted the voice.

Dudley turned around and his eyes grew to the sizes of a plates and his jaw dropped to the very ground. He saw Kitty, she was breathtakingly beautiful in her black silk dress with no back and a big dekoltee. The dress was only mid-thigh. She had a light make-up and black heels.

"Dudley, are you alright?" she asked a bit worried.

"Uhm..." he sighed as he looked at her with his tail wagging like insane.

"Dudley?" she asked again now worried a lot.

"Uhm...oh, yes, yes" he replied blushing all over his face."You look amazing."

"My, thank you" she replied blushing a little less than Dudley."You look handsome in tuxedo. Wait... are you wearing pants!?"

"Yes I do, I needed to make a good impression after the last time." he replied.

"It's amazing" she said.

After this statement she went away with a weird look on her face. Dudley followed her with his gaze and his mouth. His eyes shrank back to normal sizes. Till 8 p.m. he talked with other agents which were also shocked that he was wearing pants and sipped wine from time to time. Perfectly at 8 p.m. chief made an announcement:

"Dear agents, let the party begin!"

The whole building erupted with joy. Dudley came down to get his luxorious present from his TUFF-mobile. He was coming back when he saw a familliar face not from TUFF leaning on the wall.

"Phil is that you?" he asked.

"Dudley, old pal!" Phil shouted.

"Phil, what the f*** are you doing here, uninvited and surrounded with secret agents plus with your type of bussiness-" Dudley didn't finish because Phil interrupted.

"Man calm down, your boss invited me here" he said.

"Wait, you sell meds to goverment officials?" Dudley asked.

"Of course I do, I sell more drugs to goverment than to all other customers taken together." Phil answered.

"Ok, man can I get a lots of Whizz and Blizzard?" asked Dudley quietly.

"Man of course, I was ready for this option" he whispered as he took out two big packets.

"Thanks man, see you soon" Dudley answered as he hid the packets in his inside pocket.

He spotted Chief, Keswick and Kitty talking near the corner.

"Hello" Dudley said cheered up.

"Hello agent Puppy" said Keswick.

"Look what I got you" he said taking out the champagne and the caviar.

There were shouts when his friends got excited. Soon they brought some more alcohol and appetizers and sat down. They started playing truth or dare. Soon they were out of secrets and the alcohol was beggining to run out.

"Okay agent P-P-P-Puppy" said Keswick, "Truth or d-d-d-dare?"

"Dare" he answered.

" I dare you to drink a whole b-b-b-bottle of vodka" said Keswick with an evil grin.

Dudley had nothing against that, he drained the whole litre of pure vodka.

"Woah, a-a-a-agent Puppy" said Keswick, I thought you will f-f-f-faint.

"No, no, no" he laughed, "To good for that"

All of them laughed. Soon they finished because they were begging to be too drunk. Dudley ased the with a grin if they want some meds, they had nothing against this, except that Keswick threw up after that question. They went into a seperate room. Soon the amphetamine and cocaine were gone. Dudley had enough senses to see that Chief is a veteran at his stuff, so he smiled as he remembered what Phil said. Kitty and Keswick were new but they also did a good job. Dudley was a pro. After this they seperated. Dudley talked with other less or more drunk agents until he heard shouts and whistling.

"What is going out there?"he asked a agent that was staggering and laughing like a psycho.

"Agent Katswell and some other TUFF babes are doing striptease on the table" he answered and fell down unconscious.

Dudley laughed and headed in this direction walking like he was painting Picasso with his legs on TUFF floor. He reached there just in time to see as one of the agents tried to grab Kitty. Kitty saw this and delivered a kick straight into his face. Dudley watched as the would-be lover fell on the floor senseless with blood all over his face. Two others picked him up and mended him so he doesn't choke on his own blood or get some not nice after-efects of being unconscious. Dudley had a weird look at his face as he came close and seized hold of Kitty's thigh. Kitty looked at him and smiled. Rest of the company "woohed".

"So you like Dudley, don't ya?" asked another agent.

"Yes" she purred and took Dudley onto the table.

"Maybe you will have even sex with him?" asked one of the agents sarcastically.

"Maybe.." she answered. There where more "woohs" from the crowd.

"Prove it" the agent said.

"Okay" Kitty answered as she dragged him to a seperate room.

The crowd stood there shocked, but after couple of seconds they went back to their activities.

Chapter 5

Kitty shut the door after them.

"Wanna have lots of fun?" she purred.

"Sure" answered Dudley.

They found out that they were under the showers. Dudley took hold of Kitty and kissed her with lots of passion. They fell under the shower and started to make out. They were fast in their underwear. Dudley turned on the hot water to mute the voices that they made. Kitty wraped her legs around Dudley and started to pull of his boxers. Dudley meanwhile unclipped her bra. Dudley felt a erection coming. Kitty released her grip and broke the kiss. Dudley was sad but than sadness turned to delight as Kitty started to lick his "part".

"Dudley, I never expected your "friend" to be this big and hard." she said in a sexy tone.

"I never expected to do this" he answered.

They both laughed. Soon Kitty began sucking "it". Dudley loved this so much. It resulted in a bigger erection. Soon Kitty started to take this deeper and harder. Dudley kept his hands on her head so she couldn't stop. He felt as his fluids came up and up. Kitty meanwhile was going super fast and was taking it all in. Than Dudley climaxed. Kitty wasn't expecting that so all the material came inside her mouth. She swallowed all of it.

"That was amazing" she said and cleaned her face.

"Now it's my turn" said Dudley and put her on her back.

He spread her legs. Took her underwear off and began kissing her part.

"Don't stop Dudley, don't stop!" she said.

Than Dudley moved on licking her out. He also started to massage her breasts. She loved this so much. He went on like this for 15min. Than he licked his fingers and began thrusting them into Kitty.

"Oh,oh,oh" Kitty moaned.

Dudley found the spot and began thrusting faster and harder. Soon Kitty was satisfied. Dudley climbed on top of her and started sucking and massaging her breasts. He than started kissing her. He didn't even stop when he came in her. He strated pumping, slowly and not to his full lenght. Kitty grabbed his back. He began going faster, deeper and harder, Kitty was becoming more and more excited. Soon her claws shot out and they sunk deep into his back, but Dudley didn't stop, like he didn't feel it.

"F*** Kitty, I'm so f***ing close!" Dudley yelled.

"Me too!" replied Kitty shouting.

Than he climaxed. He erupted and Kitty could feel powerful waves being emptied into her. She soon climaxed too. She got scared when she saw that Dudley is whole in blood, but Dudley didn't care. They did various variations of making love tonight after 3 hours of fun they finished. It was about 2 a.m. when they came out dressed up but still drunk into the main party. They drank even more so when they fell asleep at 4 a.m. and woke up lying where they fell. Most of the agents fell asleep at this time and all couldn't remember what they did last night. Neither did Kitty and Dudley...

That's it for now. Look out for the continuation. I'll try to improve accordig to your wishes.