This is my first story; so don't expect the biggest masterpiece on the planet. Isn't that an encouraging first sentence…? Anyhoo, this is dedicated, first and foremost, to the best couple in the universe – Rosalie and Emmett. They are literally actual babes.
It is also dedicated to Kellan and Nikki. I love Kellan to absolute pieces, but I can't quite describe that with enough 'umph' because there aren't any good words in this gay language that we call English. I also love Nikki in a non-lesbian way because - if any of you have seen the 'fanpire' interview, you will understand where I'm coming from here - she is hilarious.
Of course, I am also quite partial to the Jalice relationship because they are adorable and Jackson Rathbone is a legend in Senior Skip Day, but nothing can compete with Rommett in my eyes.
Fiiiinnnnaaalllyyyy, this story is for my bestest bud in the world (who also happens to be the world's biggest Jacksper fan) and my Jens, without whom our Twilight fan group would be incomplete.
One more thing, please tell me if you find any spelling mistakes because I have a go at my friend when she has them and I do not like to be called a hypocrite. So yeah, here goes. It's from Rose's point of view if you haven't already guessed, because she is awesome.
(oh yeah, I forgot. This is set ten years after the end of Breaking Dawn, where Jacob and Renesmee are getting married.)
Rosalie's POV
As I watched my not-so-baby niece sweep down the isle I felt a prickly feeling in my eyelids - the first in a long time. It had been 10 years since Nessie had been brought into our lives and yet I could still remember the day as if it were yesterday.
And then the moment was ruined as I caught a whiff of the crowd of dogs sitting a few rows behind me. Way to spoil the day, I thought, before I felt Edward's eyes boring into the back of my head. I couldn't help it; I tried so hard to hide my distaste for the wolves, especially the biggest that was waiting for Renesmee at the end of the isle.
Well, I tried sometimes… Okay, I didn't try at all. But why should I? It wasn't like I was the unlucky one marrying a friggin' canine. Before I knew it, the ceremony was over. No going back now for the new Renesmee Black.
After all had been said and done on my niece's big day, I was sat on the sofa with Em playing one of Jasper's new war games on the oh-so-addictive playstation. Although it was good, I was tempted to replace it with a Wii, but I'd probably be torn to pieces and burned before I was allowed to make the transformation from Sony to Nintendo. Whilst I was busy chopping the head off one of Emmett's soldiers, I heard a low gasp from Edward and Bella's cottage.
'Sounds like it's play time for Eddie and Bells,' Emmett snickered.
'That's true, what are we doing here at this time of night?' I asked, before I suddenly found Emmett over me, his face close to mine.
'How 'bout we take this party upstairs, babe?' he growled. I giggled, but then heard Alice and Jasper approaching. 'Damn it man, no privacy!'
I decided to escort my irresistible husband to the door before he got too carried away with my twin and sister – it seemed a certain grizzly bear's stomach was growling. Once we had got outside, I turned to face Emmett and confront him.
'Emmett, why the devil are you being so grouchy these days?' I liked to get to the point quickly in these kinds of conversations.
'No reason.' This didn't convince me.
'Come on, spit it out. Something's annoying you. I can tell these things.'
'Well you obviously can't seeing as there's nothing wrong Rose.' Hmm. He was being stubborn. It was time for a new tactic.
I slowly moved my face closer to his and ran my hands up his back until they were grasping his soft, fluffy hair and looked into his eyes. 'You know you can tell me, baby,' I breathed.
This was getting him. He tore his eyes away from mine and looked beyond me before saying, 'I swear on Edward's life that there is nothing wrong.'
This was getting a little on the annoying side. I tended to not have a lot of patience in confrontations like this with my husband. 'Jesus, Emmett! I'm sorry but this is just ridiculous. We've been together for……' The maths section of my brain seemed to be playing hide-and-seek at this moment. Hmmm.
'Well, a long time. And you can't even tell me when something's bothering you. Is that the kind of relationship you want us to have?' Okay, so I was overreacting, but how else was I supposed to squeeze it out of him?
'Okay, fine…. There is actually something that's been on my mind lately.' No… You don't say….
'That's fine, baby. We can sort it out, I'm sure. Just tell me what it is.'
'Well, it's just, everything is……. Shrinking…..' Well that wasn't what I was expecting.
Okay, so there it was! I know it wasn't the most exciting thing, but I swear it gets better. Well, in my mind it does. Pllleaaasssee review if you want to know what is shrinking!!!!!
