An(authorz note, if you don't know wat that is) lol heyzer XDD DJ Candeh Wolfeh here :3 this is my first fanfic so plz don't judge me too hard! alsooooooooo I only saw part 1 and 3 of jojoey but im a SPOILER WHORE! XD So I read some of the wiki and only kinda know what happens later OwO So sorrrrrry if not all of it is canon. FUCK CANON! LOL :3

OwO this is gonna be a big au fanfic based off A SUPER ULTRA EXTRA DUPER RANDOM RP WITH MY BESTIES!

But imma also write some side CRACKFICS! on the side and THOS will b called….. INTAMISSIONS!

WARNING:YAOI! BOY X BOY AND YURI! GIRL X GIRL ! DON'T LIKE DON'T READ!

Rated M for possible lemon/ limey goodness Owo

DIO IS GOOD AU MODERN AU MULTIPART CROSSOVER MULTIPLE DIOS LIKE IN EYES OF HEAVEN!

HAMILTON CROSSOVER! CROSSOVER WITH OTHER STUFF TOO!

ALL JOJOS ARE ALIVE AU !

WARNING 2: EGG BABIES! MPREG, DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ!

JONAS POV

It was a sunny day in Florida, (they r in florida bcuz jotaro needed to study dolphins and dolphins live in florida k) and i was feeling good that day.

Everyone spoke Spanish in Miami and he decided he had to learn it bcuz Spanish is important and stuff and a lot of people speak it in America and I wanted to stay near my baby great great great great grandchild, who was an 17 year old marine biolgist, and actually older than me, bcuz im 16 , and cant be a dancing queen, cuz time dosnt fucking exist the universe is a hologram pollution poisons the air the apocalypse is nigh BUY GOLD! XD oops sorry lol I was eating cookiehs so I had a SUGAR RUSH! soz if I act ungentmanly cuz of it ;-;

So im in Miami with jotaro and we found William dead in Miami.

No jk hes alive hes just passed out on the floor bc he drank too much wine. XD

Anyway so im in Miami and im eating cookies and I am listening to Rosetta Stone to learn Spanish because of the fact a lot of people speak Spanish in Miami, I am staying at a hotel with Dio, my brother, and he brought along his bf, Enrico Pucci, who apparently was a priest, I thought priests couldn't bone ppl but apparently enrico doesn't rlly care? Anyway enrico is a cuban guy that I think dio found in cuba or something and he was probably a jinetera (an: that's someone who tries to seduce white tourists in cuba 2 come to amertica) and dios like his sugar daddy I think but its cool after growing up with dio many years I learned to deal with this kinda weird stuff plus hes a p cool sugar baby and like I think dio thought he was Isaac newton or something (an; if u don't know whot hat is please read a history book!) bc of something to do with gravity idk lol haven't asked

Anyways so dio brought his bf and I have my wife erina with me and shes busy making a fursuit (shes a furry but like a rlly cool furry not like a gross 60 year old guy in basement furry bc shes really beautiful and nice) in the other room bc she has to go to Furcon on Thursday (its wedsnday my dudues) and shes almost done because shes good at making fursuits like rlly good they have led lights n shit its gr8

Ya so im with dio and were talking about stuff and we start talking about our bestest buddy in the whole world RobERT Edward o speedwagon , whom me and dio loved very much

But like no homo 4 me… im heterosexual I have a wife ….

But dio was bi which is cool bc bi guyz are p cool and he had a crush on speedwagon and they boned and like I knew that but dio doesn't know I knew that so shhh don't tell him lol but he started telling me he boned speedwago anyways because we always overshare personal stuff 2 eachother its normal and we really missed speedwagon bc he had been gone for a very long time every since he got rich and shot up coke and used a lot of the moneyz on hookers and stuff and I missed my buddy. My bro. my friendo. My amigo. My pal. Platonic relationship person. My boyfriend. But like not in a gay way. Like boyfriend like a boy that's my friend.

And right then, we herd some1 knock on the door.

" WHO IS IT?" Screeched dio, who did not like being interrupted by knocking doors.

Dio flew towards the door and opened it, and there he was

His beautiful sparkling green eyes, his blonde, flowing, fluffy, soft, touchable hair, his cute face and adorable smile, like a kittens, and his muscles, which are less muscles than mine, but still muscles, and not to mention his rock hard abs… wait hes wearing a shirt nevermind oops lmao

Dio was very happy. He wryyed in delight, his titiies bouncing as he also bounced with joy, my titties also bouncing in unison as I also bounce wirth joy, the big milky.

Reo speedwagon had returned to us, the man we both loved and missed very much.

We hugged him close to us, dio wrrrying a little lower in happiness, his eyes glowing , and as I held speedwqagon close, my face touched his hair, his soft hair that smelled so nice, I couldn't helop but bury my face deeper into it ….

Because he was just such a good friend and I hadn't seen him in so long and friend s smell eachother right? Right? I

"Dio…. Jojo! Its been so long….." speedwagon said, also crying happily…

"REOOOOOOOO" Screeched dio, clinging to his first love tightly.

I kissed my good friend reo but like, no homo its just a greeting lol

Enrico looked at us fuinny but we didn't care, we were bros.

Dio started to introduce reo to eirnco , and we agreed that reo could stay in the hotel with us, because we could always just buy another room because we already could afford like two and he was gonna stay in me and erinas room and we probably wont have a pronlem with him because theres two bedrooms in our hotel room anwyways.

But deep down inside my heart I knew he was gonna b in the bed with me and erina, and the secondaru bedroom we had for him would rarely if not neva be used, becuz we had a secret.

Reo was my bestest buddy pal, but now that I had him here next to me, I couldn't deny my feelings anymore, it had been too manmy years and too long, I had to ttell dio I had to tell the world, which was dios stand, which would be the same thing b ut I want to tell both of them anyways because the world likes being talked to even if I cant rly see it

As my waifu,. ERrina came in, she ran up and hugged reo, cryuign happily and snuggling to his chest, me and my wife both had a secret

Speedwagon was our fluffy bitch and we both loved him very much and we could not keep our secret anymore… we had to confess ….. we could not lie anymore…..

The dirty truth we told nobody is….

erina likes double penetration and I am not heterosexual.