Author's Note and 'prologue': Hi, I'm cattywonkers :) First fanfiction here, but I'm not a stranger to writing. I'm not a master either, and this is mostly just for fun. This is a fic about the Phineas and Ferb cast discovering FanFiction via - who else? - Candace, and about how they discover many aspects of it. That includes pairings. (Phineas does, in fact, discover the HUGE Phinabella fanbase.)

This'll just be a light-hearted fic, really, probably multi-chapter. I'm not the best updater - but I'll try. :b A couple of OCs might make their way in eventually.

No pairings...other than the Phinabella that the characters read. ;D No in-story ones though~school starts in November here (! It starts in August here, but Phineas and Ferb have a crazy long vacation)

At long last, the last day of summer had arrived. The backyard was still miraculously in one piece, given all the crazy and fun projects the two stepbrothers had worked on all over the summer. The evidence of yesterday's Battle of the Bands was nonexistent.

Unfortunately, though, early that morning dark clouds had rolled in along with the cold that usually came with November. Now Phineas and Ferb sat in the kitchen eating French toast, looking rather sadly at the rain in their backyard. Candace walked in and fixed her eye on the two.

"Now, listen here, you two!" she said loudly. "No funny business today. I'm going shopping with Stacy for our first-day-of-school outfits in two hours, it's raining, and Mom's not even leaving. So don't do any of your stupid little building-things, got it?"

Phineas and Ferb looked at each other, shrugged, and turned to Candace. "Okay," Phineas said, while Ferb nodded slightly in agreement.

"Don't you argue with me! You'd better not - wait, what do you mean, okay?" Candace asked suspiciously.

"We mean, okay," Phineas said. "We won't build anything today. I think we have enough cool things to tell our teachers tomorrow, anyway." Candace looked at them closely, apparently trying to figure out if they were trying to trick her or not, but decided that they really were giving her a day off.

"All right, then, good," Candace said in a 'stern' voice. She sat down at the end of the table and began eating French toast. Phineas, meanwhile, was thinking of other things that they could do today - inside and without building.

"What do you think, Ferb? What should we do today?" Phineas asked his brother as he reached for another piece of French toast. Linda sat a plate of vegetarian sausages on the table (Candace's latest kick was being a vegetarian). Ferb shrugged at his brother.

"I know what I'm doing today," Candace said. "I need to update my story." Linda looked up from her cup of coffee, looking surprised.

"I didn't know you were writing a story, Candace," Linda said. "What's it about?"

"Well, it's called a fanfiction," Candace explained. "I'm writing it for my favorite series ever, Early Evening. It's about Kristen and Michael going to school together and Jared is so broken-hearted that he serenades her on Valentine's Day!" Candace sighed dreamily. "It's so romantic..."

"Well, that's lovely, dear," Linda said. "Now eat your fake meat." Candace picked up two vegetarian sausages and ate them, then sat up.

"I'm off to FanFiction dot com~" Candace sang as she skipped out of the room. There was a conspicuous "ding!" noise with no discernible source, but everyone knew that that meant Phineas had an idea.

"Ferb! I know what we're going to do today!" Phineas said. "We're going to write fanfiction! Hey, where's Perry?"

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Doo bee doo be doo ba, doo be doo be do ba...AGENT P!

"Cut the music, Carl!" Major Monogram said sternly. Carl apologized, adjusted his glasses, and hit the "off" button on the radio. "Good. Now, Agent P, Dr. D is up to no good, and it's up to you to stop it! In the last 24 hours he's bought tea, cakes, a large teapot, and a lacy tablecloth. It means...well, we're not sure what it means, but it's probably evil. Go put a stop to his evil plot, Agent P!"

The platypus saluted Monogram and hopped onto the nearby hovercraft off to Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc. Meanwhile, Carl was giggling.

"Major Monogram, do you think maybe's he's got a date?" Monogram snorted at Carl's question.

"With who? His mother?"

Ending note: Candace's fanfic is called "Of Love and Werewolves." And yes, you might get to read a little of it. This is more of an intro than a chapter, obviously. I'll be doing this in three parts each chapter: P/F, D/P, and then C/S. (Phineas and Ferb, then Doof and Perry, then Candace and Stacy.)