Rainbow Dash
Coolness and awesomeness extreme!
Streaking her way through the air stream.
A pony who's one of a kind.
A match for her is tough to find.
Dash is her name, speed is her game.
Can't stand anything that's lame.
The only thing better than cool is radical,
A fleeting feeling which makes her fanatical.
A pegasus of many colors,
Tasked with a plethora meteorological chores.
She's so 'awes' she'll get them done in 10 seconds flat!
Now give her back a congratulatory pat.
So awesome is she that clouds form her bedroom,
And she was the first pony to make a Sonic Rainboom.
So sit down, chill out and relax,
And see her awesomeness taken to the max!
Let's here it for the Rainbow Mare of Wonder.
Who's dashing speeds tear the very air asunder,
Doing so many tricks and loops your head will spin
She'll do almost anything just to win!
Her favorite saying is 'needs to be 20% cooler'.
A thing she so often says to losers.
No-pony can catch her, not mares nor colts.
Except maybe her heroes the Wonderbolts!
With a rainbow lightning bolt on her flank,
And a flying pet tortoise that she named Tank,
It's no wonder she's got a perfect cool to awesome ratio.
With enough swag to catch up to Horatio (YEAAAAAHHHHH)…
She does have her flaws, as if you didn't know it
I just don't want my home to be nuked from orbit! (FIRE THE O.F.C.!)
She's stubborn and careless and just a little self conscious…
But under it all, lies the element of Loyalty, ferocious.
She may be a braggart, a meanie, and snarky at times
But even the last two episodes of hers, she committed few crimes.
Though the writers are doing their best to ruin her,
She'll still be superultraextremeawesomazing even when the show's over
And in case it wasn't obvious... Dash is by far Best Pony,
Don't give me that look you other Bronies...
But as Dash should be saying as of late,
Trolls will be trolls, and haters gonna hate!
(Insert Rainbow Glasses here) Deal With It *~SWAG!~*
