Chapter 1: Humor

As soon as I walked out of my bedroom Rosalie greeted me with a hug. "Hey Monkey Man" Rosalie said in a playful voice. "Hey Rose"

I replied. "How did you sleep?" she said sarcastically. When Rosalie said 'sleep' she made air quotes. I rolled my eyes. "Good, I guess". As we walked downstairs I heard Jacobs laugh. "Uggg" I heard Rosalie mumble beside me. "Come on Rose, He isn't that bad." I told her. She ignored me. When we got to the living room I saw Edward, Bella, Renesmee, and Jacob. "Hey guys". I said to everyone. "Hey" Bella said.

"Ok, Edward can you come with me I need to talk to you… alone."

I said. When we got into the hallway Edward asked " What do you need, Emm." " Well, nothing really. But I was wondering if maybe you could get Jacob to be here well… a little less? I'm getting tired of Rose complaining." I asked. " Well, I don't know. He won't leave without Nessie. So I don't really think so… unless maybe Bella would let him take Renesmee to the reservation for a couple days." Edward offered. On the way back to the living room I heard Jacob trying to make blond jokes to Rose again. " I'm going to try this one again, How do you drown a blond in a swimming pool?" Jake asked. I had to make a comment on the joke. "Well Jake that's easy put me at the bottom. Chicks will be diving in one after the other." I said to save Rose the embarrassment. I saw Rose lip Thanks from across the room. I went to stand next to Rosalie. "Umm guys that was funny your supposed to laugh." I said. "Ha Ha Ha" Bella said sarcastically. "Thanks for the Enthusiasm Bells." I said in sarcastic way. "Well I think your funny uncle Emm." Nessie said from across the room. "Thanks Nessie its nice to know that somebody thinks that I'm funny. Unlike your parents." I said.