Hey Everyone! Alright this is my first FanFiction on here EVER. I wrote this in no time flat and I do have other chapters but I wanted to test drive this short chapter first. Let me know if you want more. R&R

Bekka xx

Disney Stars: X-Posed

Chapter One: The High Jack and The Fat Man.

It was a normal day in Disney Land, California. Miley Cyrus was getting ready in the Cinderella Castle. She slipped on her purity ring and headed for the door.

"A perfect start, to a perfect day!" She said as she swayed down the stoop.

At the bottom of the stoop, Mandy was there waiting for her in a beautiful purple and white gown.

"Miley I have upsetting news about Jason..." Mandy immediately said holding Miley's arm a little too tight.

"Alright. Make it quick, Cody and Emily are waiting for me at the awards show!"

Mandy pulled her aside from the people walking around them.

"I'm serious Miley, It's really important!" She said raising her voice at her best friend.

"Okay, okay...But not here...Uhh.. The Limo is right there. A much better place for 'upsetting' news," Miley replied dragging Mandy Jiroux into her white stretch limo.

Mandy got in behind Miley, with a little difficulty thanks to her, 'oh-so-wonderful' gown.

"Uhh Miles... A little help please?" She said yanking at her gown, stressed out about it possibly ripping down the side of the hem.

"Oh here..." Miley said thinking it would be a breeze...

Miley took one giant tug and ended up holding one giant half of Mandy's beautiful dress with a 'RIIIPPP'

"Uh ohh..." Miley said looking at Mandy's mortified face.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Mandy screamed. Miley's new driver, Hank came running around the side of the Limo with his rolls flopping all over the sidewalk.

"WELL. That was scarring..." Mandy and Miley said in unison.

"Just get in and maybe he will fall over and die.." Miley said dragging Mandy into her limo.

"I'll jump in the front and ditch that Fat Albino freak!" Mandy said hopping freakishly over the many rows in the limo.

"Yeah, yeah...While you do that I'll pop open the sparkling apple juice...THEN you can tell me your 'Oh-So-Upsetting' News." Miley said grabbing for the bottle of juice in the mini-fridge.

Mandy stepped on the gas petal not caring about all of the random, stray chickens running across the road. Counting them as she hits them.

"Five hundred and thrity six...Five hundred and thirty seven. WHAT IS WITH THE CHICKENS!" Mandy said swerving to dodge an ostrich.

Miley watched as the crazed Mandy Jiroux was driving like someone from Grand Theft Auto...

"I feel like i'm in a video game. SLOW DOWN YOU FREAK!" Miley screamed loud enough to make a deaf man cringe.

"Alright, fine. You killed all of the fun for me...and the living chickens..." Mandy said easing her high-heel on the breaks.

"Here, pull over. Then we can sit in the back...Being late for the award show. All so that I can ditch a fat man and listen to your important news!"

Mandy glared at her as they climed into the back, drank name brand apple juice and chatted about Jason Dolley...

A few hours passed and Miley is stunned at what Mandy tells her...

"YOU MEAN... OH MY GOSH...WHAT! WHEN! HOW? GAY! ARE YOU SURE!" Miley said half-shocked.

Mandy nodded her head slowly as she eased her straining grin.

"Okay we seriously have to find out if it's true or not..." Mandy nodded as she headed for the wheel again.

"No. I'm driving this time...I don't trust you..."