total crackfic up ahead

"I LOVE YOU !" yelled mikado from the top of some random sign post.

Anri giggled at that and decide to climb the post but ended up falling on masaomi who yelled "I ALSO LOVE YOU!"

Then he kissed her. Mikado jumped down and tackled masaomi. Shizuo came and pulled out Shinra and Izaya from some dumpster. Somehow everyone managed to get drunk.

Izaya bit shizuo's arm and yelled "I LOVE YOU!"

Then Shizuo dropped both of them and started crying nin the corner. Then shinra got up and started singing a song by lady gaga. Izaya joined in, then everyone else did to.

They all sang fever lady gaga version:

"There he goes"

"My baby walks so slow."

"Sexual tic-tac-toe"

"Yeah I know we both know."

"It isn't time."

"But would you be mine?"

"We'll never get to far."

"Just you me and the bar."

"In a menage a trois."

"Sometimes."

"would he be mine?"

"Would he be mine?"

"Would you be mine?"

"Oh baby, lights on "

"But your moms not home."

"Im sick of down alone"

"With this fever fever yeah."

"I want it all."

"Now im gonna get you alone."

"Give you a fever fever yeah."

"There it go-"

they were stopped by celty motorcycling her way over and grabbing shinra. Before any one could do something she drove away. Shinra jumped of the motorcycle ran over and hid behind Shizuo.

Shizuo just grabbed Shinra and put him on mikados head to wich mikado was shocked and ran around screaming until he hit a pole.

Izaya just laughed and ran over to shizuo and kissed him.

then everyone fell asleep randomly.

Then Simon came and put namie right in the middle of all of their sleeping bodies.

Then simon found some gangsters and made human sushi for everyone the following morning.

the end

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