Harry Potter and the Pink Flamingo

Children, you must listen. This is the most important story you shall hear in your entire life.

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Once apon a time in a magic land called the WIZARDING world there lived a boy named Harry.

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He was upset, because he was lonely and had nobody to love. Poor Harry. See Harry Cry. Cheer up Harry.

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But, one day out of the abyss came a PINK FLAMINGO! "Ho shit!" said Harry. "What choo doin here flamingo."

The flamingo cawed, and pranced around.

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"Even a white boy's gotta say, baby got back."

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So, Harry and this Flamingo decided they were to go on a date, at the corner hamburger joint.

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Soon, they both fell in love and got married.

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THE END

Remember kids. Everyone is created equal. Boys and flamingos can love.