DISCLAIMER. i don't own inuyasha, or the song 'gaston' by the disney company
A/N: okay, i admit it, i love disney! the song is from beauty and the beast and it's Sesshy ( ;-D ) jaken and rin singing.
sesshomaru is takes the place of gaston (though i'm keeping all the real inu characters in this) jaken is gastons little person that follows him around ( i forgot his name... sorry!) and rin is back up.now on with the song fic!

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after a battle with inuyasha, sesshomaru sits and thinks, pissed off at how he lost the battle in the first place he begins to speak

"who does that half breed think he is?, no one disgraces this sesshomaru!"
" heh, darn right!"
"dismissed, beaten, and humiliated, why it's more than i can bare"
" more sakke?"

"what for?, i'm disgraced"

"who you?, never! lord sesshomaru you've got to pull yourself together, gosh it desturbs me to see you lord sesshomaru. looking so down in the dumps, every demon near here would love to be you! lord sesshomaru. even when taking your lumps. there's no demon around that's admired by you. you're favorite word is die. everyones odd and inspired by you and it's not very hard to see whyyyyyyy"

"no one's slick as lord sesshomaru, no one's quick as lord sesshomaru"

"no one's fluff is incredibly thick as lord sesshomaru, for there's no demon around half as demony. perfect a pure peragon, you can ask that misreable stanley and he'll tell you which team he'd prefur to be onnnnnnnnn"

"no one poisons like lord sesshomaru, rescued this rin like lord sesshomaru"

"no one's got his left limb missing like lord sesshomaru!"

"as a specimen, yes I'm intimidating"

"my what a guy that lord sesshomaru, if i carraged, it dwells hip hips"

"lord sesshomar's the best, and the rest is all fibbbbbss"

"no one fights like lord sesshomaru, knock's out lights like lord sesshomaru"

"in dog form, nobody bites! like lord sesshomaru"

Kagura suddenly shows up and yells down to them as she flys away on her big ass feather " for there's no one as cute and as brawny"

"as you see i've got abs to spare"

"not a bit of him caring or scrawny"

"and that beautiful white stuff is really my hair!"

"no one hit's like lord sesshomaru, matche's wits like lord sesshomaru"

"in a spitting match nobody spits like lord sesshomaru"

" i'm especially good at ripping some leggins"

RIP!

"ten points for lord sesshomaru"

"when i was a lad i fought four dozen demons every day to help me grow large, and now that i'm grown i fight five dozen demons so i'm likely as tall as a barge"

"no one shoots like lord sesshomaru, makes no spuke's like lord sesshomaru"

"then goes tromping around in black boots like lord sesshomaru"

"i use flowers in all of my decorating"

"say it again, who's the demon among demon. than say it once more-"

inuyasha comes bounding in the forest out of nowhere, kagome on his back

"who's that asshole next store!"

he then flys out of the forest but not before giving the finger to seshomaru himself.

"who's that super sucess? don't you know? can't you guess? ask master jaken, this rin. and ahhhh-unnnnnn"

"and his name is s-e-s-s uhh u s-e-s-s-u mhh s-e-s-s-o uhhh ohhh" jaken hangs his head down in shame for forgetting his lords own name

"lord sesshomaru-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u"

A/N: disney and inuyasha is a pretty good mix actually! don't forget to review, and check out my other stories please!