I'm sure you all know of the Ouran High School Host Club and their silly boys who act as if the world revolves around them.

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You think they're hot? Well, they definitely are, but they aren't as cool as you would think. And plus, they are very sexist!

So that's why I had this great idea to improve Ouran Academy!

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Ouran High School Hostess Club!

( Kyna: *face-palms self for not coming up with a better name* )

There are seven of us girls here at the Hostess Club. Let me introduce you!

We have: The Popular(Dramatic) Type, The Shy Type, The Flirtatious Type, The Shoja Type, The Silent Type, and The Natural Type.

First, there's your beloved Queen, me! Hosiko Hashimoto! I like to be called Hosiko alone, thank you.

First name means: Star child

Age: 14, First Year Student.

Birthday: March 17th, 1997

Family: The Hashimotos runs a large recording company spread all over the world. Hosiko has a recording contract, but chooses not to tour until her school years are over. The Hashimoto family also runs many bed & breakfasts, hotel, inns, and the like. A very rich family, close to say, Kyoya's family. The Ootoris and the Hashimotos are great family friends, and Hosiko and Kyoya get along very well.

Personality: An equivalent to Tamaki Suou, just not as stupid or idiotic (Tamaki: D: I thought Hosiko loved me! *utterly crushed* Kyna: Oh, get over it. ) Hosiko is very outgoing and bubbly, attracting everyone to her bright aura. Hosiko loves to help people, especially children. She doesn't have any siblings, and she always wished that she had. Just don't make her upset, because in that situation, you're in for a yelling.

Biography: Hosiko lives in a large mansion close to Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin, about 200 feet away. They are practically neighbors, and they grew up together, even though Hikaru and Kaoru normally don't speak to people other than themselves. Hosiko, Hikaru, and Kaoru are a great trio of friends. Hosiko has both of her parents, but they both are always out of the house, leaving Hosiko alone with nannies and maids. Hosiko is always jealous when anyone mentions how excited they are about a family event, because she had never had one before.

Hair: Platinum blonde, wavy,straight bangs cut to swoop over her left eye, length to about middle back.

Eyes: Light blue, almost gray, middle-sized, curious eyes.

Height: 5'8"

Weight: 135 lbs.

Likes: Singing, Acting, Writing poetry and stories, Being in charge, Being center of attention, Children.

Dislikes: Anyone mentioning their parents, Michiko's parents, and snobs.

Good at: Singing, Acting, Pretending, Lying, Making people laugh, Gossiping, Making up crazy stories over silly things.

Bad at: Opening up to people.

Title: The Popular Type, or the Dramatic Type

Then there is my right-hand girl, Michiko Omori!

First name means: Beautiful wise child

Age: 15, Second Year Student.

Birthday: November 5th, 1996

Family: The Omori family run hospitals in America, Germany, and France. They also run different kinds of marketing businesses.

Personality: Michiko is a shy girl, but not too much of a shy girl. She and Hosiko are best friends, closer than sisters. Michiko mostly has a book in her hands, or maybe a pencil and sketch pad. She loves to draw, and often finds the members of the Hostess club great models.

Biography: Michiko lives in a gorgeous mansion not near anyone else. She likes to be away from others, because then she can use her limos more often. Her parents were always there for her and supported her through everything. Hosiko always secretly hated that, but she would never let her best friend find that out!

Hair: Dirty blonde, straight, no bangs , length to top of shoulders.

Eyes: Chocolate brown, large, slightly-childish.

Height: 5'6"

Weight: 130 lbs.

Likes: Reading, Drawing, Attending Hostess Club events, Managing money and setting up events.

Dislikes: Sweets.

Good at: Making sure things run smoothly, being quiet.

Bad at: Walking up to strangers, hiding when she's hurt.

Title: The Shy Type.

Don't think the Host Club are the only ones with twins! Here come Yukari and Rie Sada.

First name means: Beautiful Pear Tree and True Blessing.

Age: 14, First Year Students.

Birthday: July 19th, 1997

Family: The Sadas run all of the grocery outlets that you could imagine, plus about 100 more or so. They run many food businesses and are very rich and well known.

Personality: These girls kind of have a twincest, but not as much as Hikaru and Kaoru do. The girls slightly have a Yuri factor in them, but they swear they are straight (The twins: We are!). They aren't devilish like the boys, but they know how to laugh and have fun. Yukari is slightly less mature then Rie is, just like how Hikaru is with Kaoru.

Biography: The Sada girls live in a mansion about 2x bigger than Michiko's. Their mom is dead, and their dad works at home, so they always had a fun time with him when he wasn't working.

Hair: Dark brunette hair, almost black, curly, bangs cut to lay across forehead with a part in between on either side (Yukari = left, Rie = right), length to shoulders.

Eyes: Bright green, middle-sized, kind of slanted eyes.

Height: 5'10"

Weight: 145 lbs.

Likes: Playing games, letting people guess who is who ("Which one is Rie?" game), flirting, pretending to be bisexual for their guests.

Dislikes: Sluts, Parrots.

Good at: Playing games, riding horses.

Bad at: Acting straight.

Title: The Flirtatious Type

Our pretty Shoja type, Ayame Ijiri!

First name means: Iris.

Age: 16, Third Year Student.

Birthday: April 9th, 1995

Family: The Ijiris own car manufacturing plants. Very rich, obviously.

Personality: Ayame always holds a pink bunny made by her grandmother. She is sweet, shy and very cute. But don't wake her up, or she'll be a whole other person!

Biography: Ayame lives near Mitsukuni Haninozuka in a pretty mansion with three different Japanese gardens, filled with Iris flowers. She has a little sister and an older sister. Her little sister thinks Ayame is a joke, just as Yasochicka thinks Honey is.

Hair: Red hair, straight, bangs cut to lay across right eye, length to shoulder blades.

Eyes: Hazel, large, childish eyes.

Height: 4'11"

Weight: 105 lbs.

Likes: Her bunny, Kawaii (cute), cake, colors, Hikari.

Dislikes: Sour foods, not having sweets, when her little sister despises her.

Good at: Acting cute, sleeping, playing piano.

Bad at: Being mean.

Title: The Shoja Type

And her cousin, Hikari Ijichi!

First name means: Light, radiance.

Age: 16, Third Year Student.

Birthday: December 17th, 1995

Family: The Ijichi assist the Ijiris in car manufacturing by importing parts from different countries.

Personality: Hikari is a girl of few words. She doesn't say much, but when she does, it's always what needs to be said.

Biography: Hikari lives with Ayame, but she has her own mansion a few miles away. Her parents are always travelling to look at car parts.

Hair: Black hair, straight, bangs cut to lay straight across forehead, length to just under ears.

Eyes: Deep blue, small, slanted eyes.

Height: 6'0"

Weight: 150 lbs.

Likes: Ayame, Peace and Quiet.

Dislikes: When Ayame gets in trouble.

Good at: Being quiet, Sleeping in, Being fierce when needed.

Bad at: Keeping her anger under control.

Title: The Silent Type

And finally, my new girl, Cassidy Smith!

First name means: Curly hair.

Age: 14, First Year Student.

Birthday: February 29th, 1997

Family: The Smiths are well... from America. They run some sort of traveling agency, I think...?

Personality: Cassidy is definitely odd. She is pretty clumsy, and she doesn't rely on people. They call that independent, right? Anyways, she's pretty nice and she loves to make people laugh.

Biography: Cassidy lives in a nice three-story house on the other side of town as Hosiko. She just moved from America this year to attend Ouran and she is under a Scholarship program from Tamaki Suou, as well as Haruhi Fujioka.

Hair: Brunette, curly (Hosiko: Well, duh.), bangs cut to lay across left eye, length to middle of her upper arm.

Eyes: Bright green, large, curious eyes.

Height: 5'6"

Weight: 120 lbs.

Likes: Hosiko, Studying, Not getting in trouble.

Dislikes: Getting in trouble, not having a lot of money.

Good at: Stepping in when needed.

Bad at: Keeping her balance.

Title: The Natural Type

Well, that's all of us! Won't you come visit the Hostess Club? Even the Host club comes to visit us!

Cassidy: "Um, Hosiko? We visit them, too."
Hosiko: "DAMMIT CASSIDY! THEY AREN'T SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT!"
Cassidy: "BUT WE DO! AHH!"

*Lots of noises that probably shouldn't be described on this website*

Hosiko: Walks back to where she was originally, a little bit covered in dirt. "Hope to see you soon!" Smiles in a beautiful way.


So, what do you say? Are you going to click the button next to the chapter names and enter the world of the Hostess Club?

Or are you going to sit there and watch the silly anime full of boys? The choice is yours.


I'm so excited! I absolutely love this anime! So please don't kill me when I have the girls make fun of the Host Club!

By the way, this Fanfiction takes place the same year Haruhi is a first year.

Anyways, I'll see when I can get the first chapter up. It may be a little bit, but I hope I can work on it this week.

Thanks for reading! :)