AN: I know, I'm awful. I still haven't even finished my first story. I hope you guys like it anyway. Just something a little different. :)

This. Blows. These were Axel's main thoughts as he stared at his computer screen, with no clue of what to do next. Xemnas had asked him to…God, he couldn't even remember what. It wasn't his fault his boss was a total asshole and he tended to block out things he didn't want to hear. Needless to say, he hated his job. This was not what he had pictured when he'd decided he wanted to work for a magazine.

"Hey, uh Axel?" a man with a mullet poked his head into Axel's cubicle.

"What Demyx?" The red haired man groaned, running his hands over his face.

"Xemnas called a meeting just now, thought you should know."

"Awesome." Reluctantly, he got up from his chair and followed Demyx into the conference room where Xemnas and the other twelve 'main' employees were sitting. Axel noticed his best friend sitting by himself and quickly plopped into the seat next to him.

"Hey Axel," the younger boy greeted. "You get anything done?"

"What do you think, Roxas?" Axel chuckled, shaking his head. Roxas laughed, but before he even had the chance to respond, Xemnas interrupted.

"As you all know," he clasped his hands together. "We have a new operative joining us today."

How did I not know about this?

"This is Sarah, our new secretary." Right on cue, a young woman sitting next to Xemnas stood up.

And how the hell did I miss that? The redhead thought as her pale pink lips curved into a nice smile that caused her bright blue eyes to light up. After he'd noticed she had a pretty face, his eyes moved on to…well, other things. Her outfit, for instance, accented her small curves nicely, with her white blouse that clung in the right places, and a skirt that showed off a pair of killer legs. She didn't have anything to say though, and sat back down, running her fingers through her long, brown hair.

I wouldn't mind getting a piece of that. However, the plan formulating in Axel's mind was cut short by Xigbar.

"What happened to Judy?"

"She quit, last month." Xemnas looked down, clearing his throat in a signal to not bring it up in front of this new worker. He didn't want to scare her off before she even started.

"Oh that's right," Luxord spoke up, taking a sip of his tea. "Sexual harassment, wasn't it?" As Axel watched for Sarah's reaction, her eyes didn't grow wide like he thought they would, she only smirked knowingly and leaned back in her chair.

"Well, that's all then," Xemnas quickly said before anyone else could go into further detail. "Feel free to introduce yourself to Sarah and make her familiar with our building." The crowd of people began to disperse, some of them heading back to work, but most spoke a few words to the girl before doing so.

"So, Axel, you've been staring at her for a while…" Roxas pointed out to his friend.

"Huh?" Had he?

"Don't tell me you're planning on making her one of your next victims."

(By victim, Roxas meant another woman Axel would seduce until he got bored and leave her heart broken.)

"Victims? I'm wounded Roxas," he grinned, placing a hand to his heart feigning hurt, but it quickly faded when he noticed Demyx talking to Sarah, who was smiling and laughing as if they'd known each other for ages.

"Oh, hell no."