Title: "When Toiletry Turns Deadly"
Author: Pirate
Turner
Rating: G
Spoilers: None
Summary: Can any one
survive being in the bathroom with Wolverine?
Disclaimer: Morph,
Logan/Wolverine, Hank "Beast" McCoy, the X-Men, and all
other recognizable characters mentioned within are © & TM Marvel
comics and are used without permission. The author makes absolutely
no profit whatsoever off of this story, and it is for entertainment
purposes only.
Wolverine barged into the bathroom, slamming the door shut behind him. He only had to pause long enough to move a newspaper off of the lid of the toilet before he began using the bathroom. He reached for the newspaper on the hamper but withdrew his hand in surprise as the paper grew human feet.
As Logan eyed the paper from his seat on the toilet, Morph appeared, sitting on the hamper. His eyes rolled back in his head as the scent met his nose. "Oh, man," he groaned out, "you're rotten!" He nearly choked on the incredibly foul odor before racing from the bathroom, holding his nose as he ran for the bit of sanity he had left.
As Morph leaned against the wall of the hall, gasping frantically for clean air, he saw Beast heading for the same bathroom he had just fled from. "Don't go in there," he managed to gasp out in warning to his furry friend.
"Why not?" Beast inquired, one eyebrow raised in question.
"Wolverine's in there."
Beast Looked at the closed door to the bathroom, terror written all over his fuzzy face. "Oh my stars and garters!" he breathed. Without another word, Beast turned and bounded back down the hall at his top speed.
The End
