Title: E/O Challenge - STFU Man
Author: Laedie Duske
Disclaimer: Don't own, could I just borrow Dean for a little while though?
Word Count: 100
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None
Featured Word: Crush - Part 1: Entirely in Dialogue. Nothing not in quote marks. One tiny part not in quotes, but I hope that's okay.
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"Man, I think the "grieving widow" has a crush on you."
"What? No way."
"Seriously, did you see the way she kept staring at you?"
* incomprehensible mumble *
"What's the big deal? Normally you'd be all over that."
"What kind of low-life sleazeball do you think I am? You really believe I'd take advantage of a woman in mourning?"
"I didn't mean it like that! I just meant - "
"That I can't get them unless they're desperate?"
"No!"
"Then what?"
"I just...she was staring at you man! That's all!"
"My fly was open, alright! Can we just drop it now?"
