Title: E/O Challenge - STFU Man

Author: Laedie Duske

Disclaimer: Don't own, could I just borrow Dean for a little while though?

Word Count: 100

Warnings: None

Spoilers: None

Featured Word: Crush - Part 1: Entirely in Dialogue. Nothing not in quote marks. One tiny part not in quotes, but I hope that's okay.

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"Man, I think the "grieving widow" has a crush on you."

"What? No way."

"Seriously, did you see the way she kept staring at you?"

* incomprehensible mumble *

"What's the big deal? Normally you'd be all over that."

"What kind of low-life sleazeball do you think I am? You really believe I'd take advantage of a woman in mourning?"

"I didn't mean it like that! I just meant - "

"That I can't get them unless they're desperate?"

"No!"

"Then what?"

"I just...she was staring at you man! That's all!"

"My fly was open, alright! Can we just drop it now?"