This is before Kurt and Blaine are dating and Kurt is not at Dalton yet… yeah sooo enjoy
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Kurt Hummel is now friends with Blaine Anderson
[Blaine Anderson likes this]
Rachel berry: what!
Santana: yeah Hummel get some he's cute
Kurt Hummel: SANTANA… keep your pants on and Rachel he's my friend deal with it.
[Puck and 10 others like this]
Brittany: Kurt?
Kurt: yes Brittany
Brittany: is he your dolphin?
[Mercedes, Puck, Santana, and 6 others like this]
Blaine: dolphin?
Kurt: no Hun he's not my dolphin…. And Blaine don't ask… just don't.
Blaine: um ok….. Want to grab some coffee?
Kurt: sure
Blaine: cool… be there in 20… bye
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Brittany to Blaine: r u a dolphin?
Blaine: um no I'm a human
Brittany: no, r u a dolphin
Blaine: is this a practical joke
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Blaine to Kurt: why does Brittany keep asking me if I'm a dolphin?
Brittany: r u a dolphin
Kurt: Brittany can u please tell Blaine why u think he's a dolphin
Brittany: dolphins are gay sharks
Finn: they are?
Blaine: oh, I get it yes Brittany I'm a dolphin
3 hrs ago
Brittany: r u and Kurt going to have dolphin babies
Kurt:…..=/
Sam: that wasn't a no
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Kurt is now friends with Wes, David, Jeff, and Nick
[We and 4 others like this]
Mercedes: those boys better not hurt my boy or they will fully understand the meaning of the word hurt
Kurt: MERCADES
Mercedes: what I'm just saying
Blaine: don't worry I ….we will never hurt Kurt
Wes: awwwww how cute…..kliane forever
Kurt: ?
Bliane:?
Mercades: ?
David: kliane= Kurt +Blaine
Kurt: [facepalm] were not dating
Blaine: I need new friends
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Blaine is now friends with Finn, Rachel, Mike, Tina, Artie, Santana, Brittany, Sam, Quinn, Mercedes, and puck.
Kurt: what!
[ Finn, Santana, and 5 others like this]
Blaine: Ur friend's r interesting
Puck don't worry Hummel we won't embarrass u…. that much
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Kurt: sometimes life gets complicated…. I hate it when it does that and u just can't win
Blaine: courage
Kurt: thanks
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Kurt has transferred to Dalton school for boys
Finn: we could have protected u
Kurt: I'm sorry Finn but this is the best thing for me
Quinn: we know but it's sad =(
Mercedes: we'll miss you =( ill miss you =(
Kurt: ill miss u too
Blaine: don't worry well take good care of Kurt
Mercedes: u better
Puck: yeah and if you need to beat anyone up you just tell me and ill beat um up for you puck style
Finn: yeah we can be there in like 30 min bro
Kurt: thanks guys
David: guys retreat get rid of the water balloons…. We sooo don't want to get beat up
Blaine: I'm sorry you had to see that
Brittany: guys I need help….. my computer won't go on
Kurt: Brit sweetie it is on
Brittany: Ur right dolphin =)
