This is before Kurt and Blaine are dating and Kurt is not at Dalton yet… yeah sooo enjoy

Kurt Hummel is now friends with Blaine Anderson

[Blaine Anderson likes this]

Rachel berry: what!

Santana: yeah Hummel get some he's cute

Kurt Hummel: SANTANA… keep your pants on and Rachel he's my friend deal with it.

[Puck and 10 others like this]

Brittany: Kurt?

Kurt: yes Brittany

Brittany: is he your dolphin?

[Mercedes, Puck, Santana, and 6 others like this]

Blaine: dolphin?

Kurt: no Hun he's not my dolphin…. And Blaine don't ask… just don't.

Blaine: um ok….. Want to grab some coffee?

Kurt: sure

Blaine: cool… be there in 20… bye

….

Brittany to Blaine: r u a dolphin?

Blaine: um no I'm a human

Brittany: no, r u a dolphin

Blaine: is this a practical joke

…..

Blaine to Kurt: why does Brittany keep asking me if I'm a dolphin?

Brittany: r u a dolphin

Kurt: Brittany can u please tell Blaine why u think he's a dolphin

Brittany: dolphins are gay sharks

Finn: they are?

Blaine: oh, I get it yes Brittany I'm a dolphin

3 hrs ago

Brittany: r u and Kurt going to have dolphin babies

Kurt:…..=/

Sam: that wasn't a no

Kurt is now friends with Wes, David, Jeff, and Nick

[We and 4 others like this]

Mercedes: those boys better not hurt my boy or they will fully understand the meaning of the word hurt

Kurt: MERCADES

Mercedes: what I'm just saying

Blaine: don't worry I ….we will never hurt Kurt

Wes: awwwww how cute…..kliane forever

Kurt: ?

Bliane:?

Mercades: ?

David: kliane= Kurt +Blaine

Kurt: [facepalm] were not dating

Blaine: I need new friends

Blaine is now friends with Finn, Rachel, Mike, Tina, Artie, Santana, Brittany, Sam, Quinn, Mercedes, and puck.

Kurt: what!

[ Finn, Santana, and 5 others like this]

Blaine: Ur friend's r interesting

Puck don't worry Hummel we won't embarrass u…. that much

Kurt: sometimes life gets complicated…. I hate it when it does that and u just can't win

Blaine: courage

Kurt: thanks

Kurt has transferred to Dalton school for boys

Finn: we could have protected u

Kurt: I'm sorry Finn but this is the best thing for me

Quinn: we know but it's sad =(

Mercedes: we'll miss you =( ill miss you =(

Kurt: ill miss u too

Blaine: don't worry well take good care of Kurt

Mercedes: u better

Puck: yeah and if you need to beat anyone up you just tell me and ill beat um up for you puck style

Finn: yeah we can be there in like 30 min bro

Kurt: thanks guys

David: guys retreat get rid of the water balloons…. We sooo don't want to get beat up

Blaine: I'm sorry you had to see that

Brittany: guys I need help….. my computer won't go on

Kurt: Brit sweetie it is on

Brittany: Ur right dolphin =)