A Fable II spoof

"NO!" Rose fell onto the ground, blood spilling over the strange circle that once enticed Sparrow. "How could you?!" Sparrow yelled, trying to nurse his sister back to life. "Nothing must stand in my way. I'm sorry." A tear fell to the floor and Lucien shot Sparrow through the window. He tumbled and twirled across the roofs of Bowerstone as Lucien stalked away, leaving Rose's body in the once wonderful Castle Fairfax.

A stray mutt licked Sparrow's fingers. "What?" Lucien winged him in the shoulder. "LUCIEN THAT HURT!" he angrily yelled at the broken window above.

"Death isn't your destiny today little Sparrow." The blind, red robed woman was back. "YOU BITCH!" Sparrow nailed Theresa in the jaw. She sprawled to the cold streets of the empty alleyway. "What the hell?! THAT HURT!" Theresa slapped Sparrow with the back of her hand, leaving Sparrow on the floor. "Enjoy your dog. Fag." She stalked away leaving the little boy with the dog. "Well at least I got a dog." The pooch came over to sparrow and lifted up his leg. "YOU BASTARD DOG!"

If that was how Fable II started, I would've laughed SO HARD! But then again, that's just me and my crazy humor.