Umm…I don't really know how to explain this story…My sister has her version of it under her username… When I remember to ask her I'll put it up here… Well, this story is my first self-insert, and it will be two versions of how I would react if Spike was put in an insane asylum with me. Enjoy! Purposely badder than it could have been.
Disclaimer: I own Spike. I wish…T.T
"I'M NOT BLOODY WELL INSANE! ARE YOU LOT LISTENING TO ME? HELLO? Bullocks." Spike looked around his new room. "Bloody Buffy and her bloody Scoobies." Spike then noticed a girl sitting in the corner on the bed. She stared at him. He stared back.
The girl got up and walked around Spike. After about the fifth time, Spike got more than a little freaked out, and turned around to stop her.
By then, the girl was running around in circles around Spike, and laughing insanely. Eventually, Spike stopped, but the girl kept going. When she stopped, Spike had moved over to the bed and was sitting there with his head in his hands. The girl came over and sat by him.
"What do you want?" he asked wearily. The girl studied him, then reached out.
Poke.
Poke poke.
Spike stared at her. Quite happily, the girl went on poking him.
"Do you mind?"
"Nope!" The girl chirped, and went on poking him.
Spike groaned. First Buffy got him carted of for being insane, they took his jacket, and then they stuck him in a room with a girl who was obviously less than sane. His day just couldn't get any worse.
Poke. Poke.
"BLOODY HELL WOMAN! STOP IT!" he yelled. The girl stopped, and looking hurt, started to whimper.
"Oh, um, don't cry. Please? Just, stop crying. Uh, uh, please? What's your name? Oh, bullocks, please stop crying!" Spike was getting hysterical now. He didn't deal well around crying girls.
"I'm Adi. What's your name?" The girl stopped crying right away.
"Um. I'm Spike. STOP POKING ME!"
"Why?"
"Because it's annoying."
"Why?"
"Because I don't like people touching me."
"Why?"
"Because it makes me uncomfortable."
"Why?"
"Bloody hell, woman, just stop it!"
"NO! Must! Keep! POKING!"
Spike groaned. Gods, even Harmony would be better than Adi!
"Hello, Spikey."
"AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!"
Okay, that was worse than I thought…Ugh. If I get at least one review, I'll post a different version of this story. Ergh. This was really bad… Yes, I know it's bad, so don't flame me. I was bored in my study hall. Now be quiet and review. I'll give you cookies…
